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Dragon Ball Evo

Arrogant, lustful, greedy and powerful. Why do all of those horrible traits end in a single person?

Overpoweredlover · Anime & Comics
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16 Chs

Onwards to Frypan mountain (1)

"Yamcha," Paur said as he flew towards the place where Yamcha was sent flying away.

Goku then jumped into the air to catch up to Yamcha before Paur could.

After catching up to him Goku kicked him in the stomach and launched him even further away.

Then he landed back on the ground where Oolong was waiting for him.

"Yamcha. Hung in there I am coming." Paur yelled out as he followed in the direction where Yamcha was launched flying away.

"I will call that move rising rush," Goku said.

Oolong looked at Goku with a look that said "Like really. That's what you are calling it." after he said it.

"I will rename it later. After saying the name myself I realized that it might sound a little stupid," Goku said after he saw the way Oolong was looking at him.

"I think you went a little too far," Oolong said.

Because Goku just didn't beat up or knock out Yamcha.

Instead, Goku sent him flying away into the air to the point that he disappeared from sight.

Judging by the speed at which he went flying he could potentially break a few bones.

Or in the worst-case scenario, he could even die from the injuries the moment he lands on the ground.

"I think he going to be fine," Goku said.

Although Oolong didn't notice how strong Yamcha was because Goku easily overpowered him, Goku himself knew that Yamcha was not a normal person.

"To be honest I think we might see again if we don't leave this place.." Goku followed up.

"Wait. What? Do you think he is going to be fine after everything that you did to him?" Oolong asked.

"My attacks might not do as much damage to him since he has decent muscles that somewhat absorb the impact from the hits," Goku said.

"Don't worry much. Even if he comes back I am sure I can beat him over and over again. You don't have to worry about anything." Goku reassured Oolong.

"Hell no. If that guy can get up from a beating like that I don't think you might be able to beat him. Let's get out of here while we still can." Oolong said to Goku.

However, because of the two's constant chitchat, Bulma woke up from her sleep.

"Hey, can't you two shut up? It's hard trying to sleep with all your noises around." Bulma said to Goku and Oolong.

"Oh. You are up." Goku said to Bulma.

"Of course. Do you think I can sleep with you two talking so loudly?" Bulma said to Goku.

"It's good that you woke up. Now let's leave this place immediately." Oolong said to Bulma.

"What happened?" Bulma asked.

"Someone tried to rob us," Oolong said to Bulma.

"Rob us?" Bulma said in shock.

"It's just someone insignificant. You don't have to worry about anything." Goku said to Bulma.

"Insignificent? You just said that guy is not a normal human." Oolong said.

"Hey. Didn't I say that I can defeat him if he comes back?" Goku said as he smacked Oolong's head in the back.

"Wait what? Then we have to get out of here immediately." Bulma said.

"Don't worry much. We will be fine." Goku said to Bulma.

"Of course not. I don't want to end up becoming an ugly person's wife because of your arrogance." Bulma yelled at Goku.

"Just imagine what he might do to me if he managed to get his hand on me," Bulma said.

I am already imagining it. Oolong thought. He didn't say it out loud because he knew Bulma would beat him up if he said those words.

But there was some drool on his face since he is not as good at controlling his expressions.

"What are you talking about?" Goku said.

"What if the bandit that tried to rob us saw a beautiful girl like me? He might come back with more people and force me to become his lover." Bulma said.

"I think there is something wrong with her head," Oolong said to Goku as he wiped the drool on his face.

"It might just be her stupidity combined with her overconfidence about her beauty," Goku said as he agreed with Oolong's comment about Bulma.

"We have to quickly get out of here."

"Before the bandit comes back."

"But how? We don't have a car, a bike or even a boat."

Bulma didn't see Yamcha's face so when Goku and Oolong said that someone tried to rob them the image of an ugly fat man appeared in her head.

So she wants to get out of the desert as fast as she can.

"Well, there is a way to get out of this place quickly," Oolong said as he put one of his hands into his jacket.

"Huh?" Goku and Bulma just looked at him as he seemed to be searching for something.

"Ah. Here it is. I wanted to save it for special occasions but we might as well use it to get out of this hell." Oolong said as he showed a capsule to Goku and Bulma.

"That's a capsule," Bulma said in joy.

"Give me that." She then snatched the capsule from Oolong and used it as a huge van appeared in front of them.

Goku saw Bulma's enthusiastic face when she saw the van appear.

She is somewhat cute. If it weren't for her nasty personality I might have tried to court her. Goku thought in his mind.

She then stepped into the van as Oolong and Goku followed her.

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In a place somewhat far away.

"Owww. I think all the bones in my body are broken." Yamcha said as he lay on the ground with bruises all over his body.

"Yamcha sama, are you okay," Paur said as he flew towards Yamcha.

"Paur," Yamcha called out.

"Are you okay? Do you need anything?" Paur asked.

"Is my beautiful face still unharmed, right? I don't want to end up losing a tooth or getting a scar on it." Yamcha asked Paur as he was not fully able to move his body to check on himself.

"Right now your face looks fine. But we have to get you back to our place to get some medication for you." Paur said to Yamcha.

"Thank god" Yamcha sighed in relief after hearing that his face was fine and unharmed.

"I don't think I can move. I won't be able to go back to our hideout with this body. Paur, Can you bring the medicine to me?" Yamcha asked.

"Yes sir," Paur said to Yamcha.

"But still Why is that little brat so strong? I feel like I was fighting a powerful martial artist in his prime instead of a child." Yamcha questioned.

"The world sure is a mysterious place." He said as he lay on the ground and looked at the scorching sun.

"Yamcha sama. Are you really okay with looking at the sun directly without your sunglasses?" Paur asked.

"No. Can you bring eye drops with you when you go get medicine for my body?" Yamcha said while tears dropped from his eyes.