Why doesn't he have a nose?

its been at least a century since Mutaito had disappeared and things have been going well for Master Roshi. He had a bunch of money by doing things such as wining the 13th Worlds Martial arts tournament. He also helped out his sister. He had no complains except he was bored. There wasn't any challenges anymore...He wasn't a champion for justice or anything. He was the type of person who would help those in his vicinity. So he wasn't going to save everyone.

Then one evening he decides to travel on his flying cloud called nimbus when suddenly

*flop*

he fell right threw it.

"ouch" rubbing his butt. "whats going on? why cant I ride you?"

He attempts to touch it but his hand goes through..."I know only pure hearted people can ride it. So why can't I? I've always been a good person! A few months ago a woman wasn't being satisfied with her husband so I out of my good will, I satisfied her five times. Then there was that one time a teacher turned into a vampire during a camping school trip and I killed him to prevent harm...I even did it in front of the kids so they could also feel safe...I'm going to complain to Korin.

Roshi started running towered Korin's tower[1] He was running fast and as he had the tower in sight he saw a beautiful woman. she had light blue skin with aqua colored hair. She wears a yellow and white garb.

The sight of her cause him to lose his footing and he flipped several times but ended up on his stomach in front of her. He put his hands on his chin and had his feet up and went: how you doing?"

She was confused and looked back and forth wondering who or what this person is.

Roshi: my did you fall from the tower? because I feel god has lost an angel

The woman points at herself and shakes her head: no...while that sounds familiar but I believe am a demon...(wait should I tell a human this...)

Roshi: really then you must be a succubus because I'm mesmerized by you. Maybe a devil because you took my soul away.

The woman laughs. For some reason this strange man is interesting. " so who are you exactly, human?"

Roshi: By the way" he stands up" I am master Roshi. I am considered the strongest man in the world.

Woman:...

Roshi: umm, I won the 13th world Martial arts tournament...

Woman:...

Roshi: umm...I-I fought against berus...

Woman: really! thats amazing.

Roshi: (I'm not going to say I got beat up and master saved me from being killed...)"so whats your name?

Woman: I'm...whats my name...oh its Putine...I think yeah Putine

Roshi: you can't remember your name...do you have amnesia or something?

Putine: yeah...I don't remember much. other than I'm a demon and ...I was suppose to do something...

Roshi: so does that mean you place to go? what were you doing?

Putine: I saw a tower and had a vision I should go this location.

Roshi: (divination...) Well if you don't have anywhere to go do you want to go to my home? jk

Putine: sure

Roshi: huh...W-what really...Yes!* he jumps up in the sky*

but a thought accord to him...

Roshi: (I have no home...)

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He ended up buying a island using all the money he earned. Putine used her magic to actually build a house and the two became closer together

At a table Roshi has his feet up on the table and is eating a pizza with Putine reading a book

Putine: You should really eat something other than delivery. You eat way to much pizza Dante!

Roshi:shut it. Also I told you to call me Roshi.

Putine: your right...hobo you really out to fix yourself because your a failure at life

Roshi put down his feet and complained: hey how am I a hobo. I work sometimes and I have some money somewhere...well I own an island so I own a home *he sticks out his tongue*

Putine: no you own the island but this is my house. I made it. you are just staying in my home. I'm allowing you to stay here. I am even paying for tv, phone, food and your porno mags you assume are hidden but ...they are not...

Roshi: why would I need to hide it in my own home.

Putine: please this is my world you just live in it.

They both laugh...

Roshi had also gotten two students. He trained them for the money they provided for training them. He taught them the basics. They weren't strong but decent. According to Putine the earthlings had one thing they specialize in and that is ki manipulation. It may have to due with the Earth's god which was Kami.

He found being a master enjoyable however, they weren't his true disciples. his first student Gohan was too old. He was already past his prime so while he was gifted he wasn't young enough to continue and he had no interest in living longer than a typical human. As for his second student the ox-king was a king...after a few years of training he had to return to his people. Also he had gotten married...

The ox-king marriage inspired Roshi to propose to Putine. She was shocked and happy. however for some reason she felt she shouldn't get married because...even through its been decades she still had no memories of her past...She sometimes recalled and knew things but lacked something making her felt like half a person...but Roshi was her world...He was someone who

Putine: Makes my past irrelevant so thats why I want to marry you. You make me feel complete hobo

"...then you may kiss the bride"

A year later she gave birth to a baby boy.

Roshi: I'm happy I'm a father but...why doesn't he have a nose.

Putine: well demons don't need noses look at him he is able to breath through his pours so he can breathe under water.

Roshi: but...he has no nose...

Putine: fine...I can evolve him...he would look more human that way but

Roshi: but...

Putine pouts: What if some hussy tries to take him away from me!

Roshi: haha