1 Me rock

Me name is Ooki, me like girl, girl name is Ogawa, me really really like Ogawa, so me ask friend science man Senkuu.

"SENNNNKUUU!" Me scream at friend man.

Friend man look back to me and smile, "What Ooki want? Me doing science." He say to me.

Me shout out, "Me love Ogawa, me will tell woman love."

Friend man Senkuu smile, "Here love potion." Friend man then give me potion of love.

Me love Ogawa, but me will not give woman girl potion. Me then poor potion on ground, "Me will not give potion to woman, me tell her feelings." Me then storm off to outside to tell woman girl feelings.

Senkuuu friend man smiles, "Potion was poopoo." Friend man says to other people while me run outside.

"OOOOOGAAAWWWAA!!!!!!!" Me scream out to girl person.

Girl person gasps.

Me so nervous, but me have to tell feelings, "Me have something to tell you for so long... Me lo-" Me then notices green light, ME MUST PROTECT WOMAN GIRL!!!

"WOMAN GIRL BEHIND ME!!!!" Me scream as me go in front of woman girl, blocking green light from hitting girl.

Me now stone.