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Douluo: Cutting me drops treasures; Bi Bidong got addicted

New Book "I Sparked a Card Drawing Craze in Soul Land, My Wife Is Funingna" —— After crossing into Soul Land, Lin Yi was gifted a Transcendent Divine Body by the System. However, something went wrong during the fusion! The Divine Body was sealed, and the seal was none other than a shield with a trillion blood points! Only by breaking the shield could he unlock the Divine Body. Out of options, Lin Yi embarked on a path of seeking death, having the powerhouses of Soul Land scratch his shield for him. The System also guaranteed that rewards would be generated based on the amount of health scratched off the shield. As long as rewards were generated, a critical hit would be triggered, providing Lin Yi with an even higher-quality reward! The greater the damage received, the more abundant the rewards! …… Bi Bidong: "Do you really have a death wish?" Lin Yi: "I do, please hit me harder, sister!" Qian Renxue: "OMG, attacking you actually makes treasures drop?!" Lin Yi: "Your damage is too low, only triggering the Purple Grade Pool. Put in more effort and the Black Level Pool, even the Red Level Pool isn't a dream!" Chen Xin: "I refuse to believe I can't break Lin Yi's shield. From now on, I'll kill him twice a day!" Lin Yi: "Pfft, I can't even be bothered to call you out. You're clearly after the Breakthrough Crystals that drop when the shield is broken! Despicable!" …… Please, can everyone stop scraping? I'm in a hurry to break my shield! Online inquiry, who is the strongest in Soul Land? Even if I can't unlock the Divine Body, trigger a Gold Level Pool with damage for me, will you?

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159, Buddha's Palm, one million damage! [Second release]_1

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Looking at Bossi clad in a maid outfit, with her long legs wrapped in gartered Black Silk, Lin Yi was as excited as if he had just seen a long-lost relative, even though her face was as cold and expressionless as ever.

Bossi had the scent of home, Bossi was an eternal paradise of gentleness, I've missed you, my maid, Bossi.

"Xi Xi, you've become even more beautiful than yesterday," he said.

"The master is very handsome too," she replied.

Lin Yi smiled slightly, standing in place with his arms wide open.

"Come, let the master check whether your outfit is on backwards," he said.

Bossi walked over with her Black Silk-clad long legs, and Lin Yi lifted his finger to the corner of her lips and nudged upwards, commanding, "Smile."

As if on command, a trace of a smile appeared on Bossi's beautiful face.

Lin Yi was very satisfied.

He hugged Bossi and took her to the bed, where he indulged in the bliss of her gentleness for a full ten minutes before feeling content.

It was the scent of home, soft and fragrant, it lingered like cotton candy, making one reluctant to leave,

Lin Yi didn't understand why, but holding Bossi always resulted in a relaxing effect.

He specifically checked the System's notes, thinking it was a special effect brought about by the tangible doll for the master, but after reading the notes, he realized it was the effect of the maid outfit.

[Yellow Senior Maid Outfit, wearing this can bring relaxation and relieve fatigue to the master, making the master's mood pleasant]

Lin Yi stared at Bossi's chest for a long while.

So, I can't take the clothes off, right?

But why did he feel that taking off the maid outfit would make the master even happier?

Too lazy to fuss about it.

Next came the part where he hugged Bossi to check the rewards, which was also the most exciting moment.

"Xi Xi, the bed is cold, sit on the master's lap," he said.

"Yes, master," she replied.

Bossi obediently side-sat on Lin Yi's thigh, and her saved memories made her open her arms and wrap them around Lin Yi's neck.

Lin Yi first took out his own egg.

[Hatch countdown: Six days]

He frowned slightly, examining the egg he held up before him.

The "Eggshell" seemed thick, totally opaque, and what was more extreme was that spiritual power couldn't penetrate it either.

Lin Yi gradually felt that his egg might be even more special than that of the Golden Crocodile Jin E Xiao Douluo, maybe even more so than Mosila's cocooned form.

With this in mind, Lin Yi raised his hand, and his palm released a strong light from the Light Element.

He pressed his palm against the "Eggshell".

The next moment, Lin Yi was startled.

Through the strong light, the scene inside the "Eggshell" was hazily exposed.

In the middle of the orange-yellow egg liquid, Lin Yi saw a heart the size of a fist, with complex blood vessels intertwined around it.

The heart was beating strongly, each pulsation seemed to attest to its remarkable origin.

Of course, it could be a him, or a her, gender unclear, species also unclear.

Lin Yi suddenly thought that Mosila's cocoon hatched early due to the effect of a Growth Crystal.

In that case, could this egg also use a Growth Crystal?

Upon this thought, Lin Yi immediately looked toward the System Space, for he indeed possessed Growth Immortal Stones!

But just as Lin Yi was about to use it, the System provided a prompt.

[This egg has special properties and cannot use growth-related items to shorten the hatching period]

Meaning he still had to wait six days.

Lin Yi instantly lost interest, and he put the egg back into the System Space to let it hatch in its own time.

Then, Lin Yi took out three Eternal Weapon Roulettes.

This was the new reward for today.

After using one, Lin Yi looked at the scythe in his hands and fell silent.

"Damn, I forgot to use the mascot!" he thought regretfully.

While Bossi sat obediently in his embrace, he had forgotten to use it, resulting in a wasted turn on The Big Wheel.

This was a Red Advanced reward!

This time, Lin Yi held Bossi's soft hand and spun The Big Wheel.

A minute later, a burst of golden light appeared.

[Permanent reward: golden trident]

[Detected that the host has a time-limited golden trident, do you want to replace the time-limited reward?]

"Yes," he replied.

Moments later, the permanent reward, the golden trident, appeared in Lin Yi's hands.

The trident mark on Bossi's forehead even emitted a golden glow, resonating with the golden trident, which definitely confirmed its authenticity!

Permanence is truly the best! Last time, the temporary trident didn't even resonate with Bossi.

"Mascot, reward yourself."

"Mua!"

Bossi hugged Lin Yi's face and gave him a peck.

The third Eternal Weapon Roulette!

Begin!

Lin Yi, with his arms around Bossi's slender waist, anxiously awaited the result.

One minute later, the glow faded.

It was a wooden mallet.

Lin Yi glanced at Bossi's beautiful face and consoled himself, "Well, even mascots make mistakes sometimes, I'll let you off this once."

He continued to check the System Space and took out three Fixed Damage Skill Roulettes.

Continuing to use Bossi's hand to draw.

After opening the pointer cover of the first roulette, Lin Yi saw:

[Seven-Injury Fist, 300,000 damage, consumes 100,000 of the user's own health upon use]

It was the Seven-Injury Fist!

This was quite a famous technique in Jin Yong's novels, best known for its characteristic of injuring the opponent at the cost of heavy self-inflicted damage.

If it were any other time, Lin Yi wouldn't even spare a glance at this technique, but now was different—he liked losing health!

Claimed, claimed!

Lin Yi integrated the technique into his repertoire, not rushing to try it out, and continued to unveil the rewards.

For the second Fixed Damage Skill Roulette, Lin Yi kept using Bossi's little hand to spin.

While waiting, Lin Yi buried his head in Bossi's tender embrace again, taking a deep breath of the celestial air before him, for a sleepless night was destined.

The roulette stopped, and he opened the pointer cover.

[Blue Silver Entangle, 5,000 damage]

Lin Yi glanced at it, didn't even claim the reward, and directly tossed it into the System's recycle bin.

He looked at Bossi with a serious expression, "What's going on with you today? What kind of luck is this?"

"Please choose a punishment method, Master."

"Spanking."

Bossi got off Lin Yi's lap and turned towards him, her lotus leaf-edged skirt slightly lifting, revealing her fair and round thighs together.

"Smack smack smack!"

Lin Yi struck with his palm three times without holding back.

After it ended, Bossi obediently sat back on Lin Yi's lap, her expression calm.

Dolls are great—you get the same feel as with real people without them fighting back. If it were a real person, Lin Yi really wouldn't be able to lay a hand on them.

"Last skill roulette, can you give it a bit more oomph, please?"

"If Master says so, then it can be done."

Lin Yi: "..."

He took Bossi's soft little hand to his mouth and kissed it, then spun the roulette, waiting anxiously.

One minute later.

[Buddha's Palm, one million damage]

Lin Yi was stunned.

A Buddha's Palm with one million damage seemed to be the highest level reward of this roulette!

Holy smokes!

As expected, after a spanking, the mascot got the hang of it!

"Xi Xi, Master allows you to reward yourself excessively!"

Bossi leaned down, her moist red lips kissing Lin Yi's mouth.

Probably detecting that Lin Yi liked this feeling, she even lingered for an additional minute.

Once Bossi sat properly again, Lin Yi took a deep breath; that reward was indeed... ahem, spectacular.

Truth be told, Lin Yi really wanted to try out the Buddha's Palm.

But attempting it would surely cause a huge commotion, so he'd find a chance for it later.

He promptly moved on to the next reward:

Second-Stage Lottery Draw!

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