8 Cookies get you a bat?

(A/N: Was supposed to post this about a week ago but work and uni is just ugh exhausting since we're understaffed so I'm stuck 12 till 12 everyday. If u guys like my work soo far, leave a comment/review or just interact so i can see that people are actually giving it a shot :) )

(Japan, Kyoto)

I must say, Kyoto is as lively as I expected at night. The streets are crowded with tourists, you can even see a bunch of weebs going 'sugoi and kawai' every now and then. Meanwhile I was busy stocking up on different snacks for dinner with Luna today. I bought some takoyaki, multi flavored mochi sets, japanese cheesecakes, etc. For my last stop, I went to the best sushi restaurant and chose the 50 pieces luxury set. It has the most variations from crispy crazy crab, salmon, tuna, and shrimp dragons. Luckily the idea of strawberry sushi isn't a thing yet because that one in particular is just plain weird. I did give the owner Hamura Ichiraku who is surprisingly the brother of Teuchi Ichiraku the idea of sushi burritos, so hopefully next time it's gonna be a hit.

After thanking him and leaving, I head to the shadiest looking ally and place my order in my space storage since time is frozen in it. Now it's time to hunt a few naughty souls to make this area cleaner. I slowly expanded my senses across the city and I slowly filtered them all. I can hear 'ara ara are you that happy to see me?~' 'yamete onii-chan' 'haiyaaa my son is such a failure, he is 12 and still is not a doctor yet' 'tasuketeeee!'. Okay although some of what I heard are questionable, I sprint to the last one which is merely 2 streets away.

Man what a cliché this is, 3 skinny yakuza wannabe high schoolers holding metal pipes are surrounding a woman as she is holding the bloodied unconscious body of a boy. Ladies and gentlemen, it's show time.

"Stop right there criminal scums, you've violated the law." I always wanted to say that.

"Huh? Who the fuck are you?" The guy in the middle who is most likely the leader questioned me. 'Imma call him Mob 1'

"Kono El Diablo Da, I hunt naughty kids like you and send them to a special place."

"Pfffft hahahahahah, it's a baka (idiot) that thinks he's a hero. Listen here, my dad is the yakuza leader of this area so why don't you leave all your stuff here and fuck off before I introduceyou to my bat!" Mob 1 warned me.

I look at the woman as she holds the boy before yelling to her "Run lady run!". Then I teleported infront of mob 1, grabbed him from his biker jacket and sticking him to the wall. Mob 2 and 3 were both stunned since they were in the end both weak humans so they couldn't react to anything. By the time they could make sense of what's going on, I had them tied up with my metal chains. Mob 1 was definitely shocked and that look of fear in his eyes that says 'he knows he fucked up big time' was hilarious. I brought my mouth close to his ear and whispered "Ne ne, since you don't understand spanish let's try again. Kono Akuma Da". He heard before getting a shock at my new. My bald flaming skull stared into his eyes and the last thing he heard was "itadakimasu". A 'Yamerooooo' scream was heard by people on the streets.

Meanwhile at the source of the scream, only ashes remained of the 3 sinners while the woman left a while ago. I was pondering and waiting to see how my body would react to my 1st kill. Would I feel disgusted and barf like most weak fanfic Mcs or am I more on the apathetic and edgy side that feels nothing. Unsurprisingly, I'm the latter since I just feel like I cleansed the world of some filth. Good news though is that I don't have a boner for killing so I won't be going on a murder spree.

Leaving my thoughts alone, I detect with my life senses someone approaching my direction. What's interesting though is that the footsteps are practically making no sound even though the person is running. Looking to my left, I see an 8 year old girl running my way with tears and most likely a traumatized face. Obviously I who is a softy for children appear infront of her and scoop her up.

"Hey there little one, you look like you witnessed your 1st murder scene. Are you okay?" I quietly whispered to her as she was trapped in my double attack combo of a warm hug and head pats. The little girl on the other hand was surprised by my speed and tried to escape by flailing around before she slowly succumbed to the warmth of my hug and headpats. Eventually she looked at me and started waving her hands around to use her body language and sign language to speak to me.

"So to sum it up it,you're name is Cassandra Cain. Your dad is a professional assassin that trained you to become the most lethal assassin but your 1st kill left you disgusted and horrified due to the body language you saw on that person. In the end you decided to run away from that life?" I clarified to which she vigorously nodded.

"Alright, there's a simple solution to all your issues." She tilted her head cutely, wondering what I'm gonna say.

"Become my daughter! Oh and no isn't an option." I smiled at her. She obviously didn't expect that so I decided to strike while the iron is still hot. "If your worried about your past catching up to you, don't worry because you will become the daughter of an angel of judgment and his wife the most powerful magic user in the world. If you accept in less than a minute I'll even give you plenty of these." I said before pulling out some warm marshmallow stuffed chocolate cookies.

The moment she saw the cookies and sniffed them, she suddenly moved soo fast that I couldn't react and took the cookies from my hand then munched on them like a squirrel. 'Cute' was all I could think while ignoring that superhuman burst of speed she did.

"Welcome to the family little one. Now let's go introduce you to your new mom." I grabbed her from the scruff of her neck before teleporting home.