Don't Offend The Almighty Shopkeeper!

Welcome to the mystical world of the mysterious Almighty Shopkeeper. His bookstore contains unfathomable forbidden knowledge beyond the grasp of minds... That fat chef at his restaurant? He cooks inconceivably powerful eldritchian horrors, serving them as takoyaki... Oh, he is also one of the Ten Eternal Godkings. Don't be fooled by that toyshop of his... it contains the most powerful artifacts in the world! Those random plants serving as decoration around his stores actually turn out to contain universes so numerous that they require infinite hierarchies of infinitely bigger infinities in order to be truly mapped. There is a divine law that must absolutely not be broken: Do not offend the Almighty Shopkeeper! NOTE: This is a troll novel. Don't expect many things to make sense. I'm writing this for fun.