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Don't Mind Tyler, He's Just Doing His Business!

You're looking for the synopsis? The title literally gives it away! Not enough eh? Alright, fine. Tyler is a 14 yr old kid whose life went bonkers when he stole a very valuable notebook at his school. What lies in the notebook is beyond what he could ever imagine. Not only that, Tyler also has to deal with the eccentric and odd individuals he meet and interact with on a regular basis. With everyone minding him to such lengths, will Tyler be able to do his damn business? *New chapters every 10th and 25th of the month

_N0MAD_ · Sci-fi
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4 Chs

If Villains Could Just Stop Revealing Their Plans To The Hero, They'll Most Likely Succeed

It is revealed that the voice came from one of his guys. Apparently, he's an undercover agent and began removing his disguise. He's wearing a nice suit akin to spy thriller movies, and he began shooting the enemies with a small pistol. He then quickly ran towards Ms. First Lady to remove her rope. 

"Agent Baldwin?" Ms. First Lady recognized him. 

"Don't worry Ma'am, I'm here to save you." Agent Baldwin said. 

"Finally! Someone with an actual name!" Tyler shouted in joy. 

After removing her rope and Tyler's, Agent Baldwin confronted Mr. CEO. 

"It's over, dickhead! Get it? Cause you have dick... in your head... I came here to stop your schemes." Agent Baldwin threatens him with a gun. 

"That's what you thought." Mr. CEO arrogantly stated. 

Surprisingly, Mr. CEO has something in his sleeves. It is revealed that the Stronghold doesn't just act as a substitute dick but it also could spit bullets. He then began shooting Agent Baldwin. 

"HA HA that won't work. I am wearing a bulletproof vest all over my body." Agent Baldwin said in a boastful tone. 

"Does the vest include protection to your head?" Mr. CEO asked. 

"No-"

Mr. CEO then aimed towards it to shoot. Agent Baldwin dropped afterwards. 

"Figured," Mr. CEO disappointingly said. 

"Man you're bloody useless." Tyler thought. 

"I'm afraid you're not going anywhere yet Ms. First Lady. As I was saying earlier, my plan is to bargain for your safety in The Palace. Mr. President will be there no doubt. That's not what's gonna happen though. As the exchange happens, I'll blow the place up. Thus, I blew up the country." Mr. CEO proclaimed. 

Suddenly, a hoard of helicopters could be heard surrounding the place. It is then revealed that Agent Baldwin survived the shot. 

"Hehe you fool, now I got ya." Agent Baldwin arrogantly said. 

"Impossible! How on earth did you survive from that?" Mr. CEO asked in a furious manner. 

Agent Baldwin then removed his wig which it is revealed to be made of bulletproof material. 

"Wait! So you're saying that your name was actually just a pun?! Dammit author, I gave you too much credit!" Tyler shouted. 

All of a sudden, someone was speaking outside through a megaphone. 

"Mr. CEO, we have you surrounded! This is the secret service but please don't tell anyone about us!" 

"You're not exactly helping yourselves!" Tyler thought. 

"Surrender Mrs. First Lady safely or we will open fire!" 

Despite being cornered, Mr. CEO remained composed and instructed his men to do the same. 

"Fools! You are in no place to negotiate with me considering I hold Mrs. First Lady hostage. If you try to open fire, she'll get hit as well." Mr. CEO argued. 

"What are we gonna do sir?" A Secret Service Agent asked. 

"Nah proceed anyways. Mr. President has been ranting to me lately about how expensive divorce is." Another Secret Service agent instructed. 

"That asshole! Mark my words I'll shit in his bed when I get free from this shithole!" a triggered Ms. First Lady shouted. 

"Then you left me with no choice. I was afraid circumstances would hinder me from using it but now, that is not the case. Let it be known that you're the ones who made me resort to this option. I'm going to use my trump card… I'm going to drop the F Bomb..." Mr. CEO threatened. 

He then opened his briefcase to set things up. 

"Give me the codes." Mr. CEO said to Chief. 

"But sir, it is not yet ready. It will potentially kill you as well depending on its power." Chief argued. 

"I don't care. If they're taking me down then I'm taking down the damn country with me!" Mr. CEO shouted.

Meanwhile, the Secret Service began worrying about what might happen. 

"Sir, it seems like Mr. Dick is about to unleash a very dangerous weapon. What are we gonna do?" 

"Let's just take our chance and shoot him before he does that. 

The Secret Service opened fire but it was too late. Mr. CEO was already ready. With no hesitation, he has spoken the activation words…. 

"Fu-" 

Suddenly, there was a large explosion. The scope was so big that it nearly collapsed the building. 

"Ms. First Lady, get down!" Tyler shouted as she grabbed her and Agent Baldwin to safety. 

When the dust was cleared, it was revealed that the plan failed. The bomb wasn't ready yet as Chief said earlier. What happened was, only Mr. CEO and his subordinates were blown up by the bomb. Thus, the country was safe. The Secret Service began cleaning up the mess left. 

"Tyler, you're a hero. You saved me." Ms. First Lady said. 

"I guess so." Tyler said. 

"If you need anything, just tell me. The country will gladly repay you."

"Well for starters, you could supply me a lifetime of bananas. Also, please don't credit my name in public, I don't want that much fame. Don't mind me, I just want to do my business. You could have Agent Baldy here take the credit." 

"What an honorable answer coming from your age. Rest assured, your request will be granted. Also if you find yourself in any form of danger, don't hesitate to call my husband. I'll make sure he'll provide you with the backup you need." 

"Thank you but for now, I just wanna go home." 

"Ok sure, we'll have to fetch you home with the helicopter." 

"Sweet!" 

"As for you guys, what were you saying earlier? Give me that bum right now!" Ms. First Lady angrily instructed the Agents. 

"But Ma'am, Mr. President's currently in a meeting with the prince of Nicaragua." a random agent explained. 

"I don't care, that could wait." 

While the Ms. First Lady was getting triggered, Tyler went on to go home. He realized he wasn't able to go to school due to the unfortunate event. Most importantly, he still has a notebook to open. 

"Now for the moment of truth. This is what y'all been waiting for since the first chapter." 

Tyler comes home and cleans his shoes first before anything else in order to avoid encountering such an event that happened a while ago again. After that, he then proceeds to go to his bedroom, sit on a desk, turn on the lights and begin opening the notebook. 

The content of the notebook follows:

Desires of Students/Teachers:

1. Adam-sensei - Resume for Apollo G-Bar

a. He wishes for a Pillar-man body and fabricated qualifications for his resume

2. Alex - Dark Web Links

a. Link to Alex's personal folder containing furry shit and a diary containing Alex's plan to commit bestiality

b. He wishes to have help to fulfill his furry fantasies and commit bestiality

3. Amanda - Sasaeng Diary

a. Contains detailed entries of stalking kpop idols

b. Wished to gain stealth powers that can help her stalk idols

4. Albert - Chuunibyou fantasies

a. Wanted to be isekai'd (transported to another world) and have a huge harem 

b. Wanted to defeat the demon lord in the isekai world 

5. Aaliyah - Professional Food Reviewer at Google Reviews

a. Wished revenge against a girl who stole her Michelin Star sandwich.

6. Aaron - Fuccboi

a. Wished to date E-Girls he met and pay on OnlyAC's

7. Athena - Fujoshi Artist

a. Wished that her yaoi fantasies come true

CONFIDENTIAL: 

Secrets of the Yellow Van Guys

-There is a secret negotiation between Adam-sensei, the students and the van guys. 

-The van guys want Tyler so that they can turn him into a power bank for some unknown reason. 

-In exchange for Tyler, the Van Guys will act as a lifetime Make-A-Wish service for the class.

-The van guys cannot communicate with the class through the phone because it can be tracked by the government. 

-Because of this, the Van Guys needed to use a notebook as a medium of communication. 

-Adam-sensei and the students are tasked to keep a daily report on Tyler's movement as well as any valuable information gathered from him

-Every weekend, the Van Guys visits the campus to collect the notebook from Adam-sensei's office

-Upon reviewing the content of the notebook, it is returned then immediately the following day before the class resume

-Information on the Van Guys themselves appears to be written in an unfamiliar language

The rest of the pages are a journal of Tyler's daily activities.

Upon reading the content of the notebook, Tyler is struck by a surge of paranoia because he realized that he was being hunted down. 

It is basically Tyler vs. Everyone. Classmates whom he doesn't have that much connection to begin with. Teacher who should be the first one to prioritize his safety. Instead, all of them have their own agendas in exchange for Tyler's capture. 

Tyler then began having some deep thoughts. Maybe he shouldn't have sought after the notebook. But no, if he didn't then how will he know about this information? Fate led him to have a confrontation with his biggest fear. The fear of him not being able to do his own damn business anymore… 

With a reawakened reaffirmation and a stronghold of resiliency building up inside him, Tyler uttered the words that will help him traverse ahead of this messed up situation. 

"What the fu-"