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Door_kun · Anime & Comics
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Invasion

-Before the invasion-

*Ding*

≪Would you like a copy of the skill, 『Thought Acceleration』?≫ [Y/N]

Yes.

*Ding*

≪Would you like to open Random Box?≫[Y/N]

Yes.

*Ding*

≪Rewards have arrived:≫

-Novice Fuinjutsu Guide (C)

Ah yes, Fuuinjutsu (Seal art). The most broken Jutsu out of all.

I read the book with thought acceleration on, and now I'm practically a fuuinjutsu master.

Ha, that's what you think.

It's harder to understand.

I mean, these characters have multiple meanings.

I at least know the characters for Hiraishin (Thunder flying god technique) is Nin Ai No Ken: "The sword of Shinobi's love" Which doesn't make any sense.

That's why, I practically, rewrote the system.

No, I didn't make seals by using English or something like that. The reason for that, it's English... Even if you have bad grammar, if someone were to give you a dictionary, they'll figure it out. I don't want that.

So the only solution for this, is don't use characters or alphabets.

That's right, Binary codes.

Now bear with me, first, you'll have something like this:

A: 1000001

B: 1000010

C: 1000011

D: 1000100

And the list goes on.

I'll first write the paper with all the numbers, and then wrote some codes that will translate them to the English alphabet.

Then I wrote.

"public void run() { player.teleport(spawn); if (REDIS.exists("HS:" + player.getUniqueId()) == true) { spawnHS(player); } player.removeMetadata("teleporting", Fuin);"

Afterward, it gets translated: 01110000 01110101 01100010 01101100 01101001 01100011 00100000 01110110 01101111 01101001 01100100 00100000 01110010 01110101 01101110 00101000 00101001 00100000 01111011 00100000 01110000 01101100 01100001 01111001 01100101 01110010 00101110 01110100 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110000 .... the list goes on, If it continues, then the author is just so desperate to complete the word counts. He is like this and not only that, he has a poor sense of humor. *Sigh* what a disappointment of an author... (A/N: Oi...)

And then, I used it on an object. I'm not the one who gets teleported by that command.

The paper that I stuck at the door comes back to me instead.

As well as the door, that is...

*BRAAAG*

It hurts...

Well, At least now I knew it works. The only thing left is to hide it.

For example, I'll use a seal to change the appearance to "something else that I drew" and what I drew on the paper can be Kanjis of "Nin Ai no Ken". You get what I'm trying to do?

Well then.

Onto the story.

***

**

-After defeating Orochimaru-

The rainbow-like translucent barrier died down by disintegrating in particles and Ishigami walked slowly, leaving the beheaded Orochimaru's body as he inserted Orochimaru's head inside his inventory.

The others are prepared to get some answers. Either that, or they're going to let them go since looking at the situation, it seems like Ishigami dealt with Orochimaru for them.

However...

*SHING*

"O-oi! Ishigami!!" (Rimuru)

Ishigami's blade threatened the Third Hokage; Hiruzen Sarutobi's neck.

"What are you doing!?" A Jounin exclaimed while the others has their wary faces on as they gripped their kunai and ninjato (A/N: a shorter version of katana, used mainly by shinobis) slightly harder.

"I'm giving you a day... surrender your village under our flags. Well, that's not really what I desire, but whatever... I guess that's all for now." He nonchalantly stated.

*Swish*

As he retracted his scythe from Hiruzen's neck, and slowly walk past him. "Rimuru, we're leaving."

"Wai-" (Kakashi)

"I heard about your plan from Jiraiya" Calmly, without looking at him, Hiruzen stated.

It brought the others to widen their eyes as Ishigami stopped in his tracks, "*Sigh* that guy..." His groan just made the surrounding Shinobis confused further.

Well, somehow, Hiruzen told his ninjas to back down and let both Ishigami and Rimuru leave as much to their displease.

***

**

-Yesterday-

"So what do you mean by 'invasion', admin?" Jiraiya asked.

"Simple, We'll fake the invasion. We give chance to the Hidden sand to redeem themselves and I'll play the bad guy. In addition, Danzo is the whole trouble for the future so I want him dead. As simple as that."

"Simple, youー!"

"And ultimately, we'll keep everyone else safe. There's also a chance Orochimaru will reflect on himself and come back." That silenced Jiraiya immediately.

"...What?"

"Look, do you want to bring peace upon this world or not?"

"What... Well, y—"

"Then stop complaining and help me sort things out!"

***

**

*

-After defeating Orochimaru-

"So Orochimaru is still alive... And he did that by placing a cursed seal on the Uchiha brat..." Jiraiya muttered these words.

"yup." (Ishigami)

"And now the 'two mysterious masked individuals' are blamed for the whole Invasion instead of the Hidden sand and Hidden sound... Once Konoha stated that, Suna's(Sand's) elders catch on to that quickly and claim innocence as they also pinned the blame on you..." (Jiraiya)

"That's right." (Ishigami)

"Are you... Okay with this?" Jiraiya suddenly asked.

Ishigami responded to his question with another question, "What, do I need to care about it?"

"..." (Jiraiya)

"That look on your face is annoying" (Ishigami)

"Huh!?" (Jiraiya)

"Why are you pitying me? I brought this upon myself... Rather, it would be more convincing enough if you hadn't let Hiruzen know beforehand. Now come on... Hiruzen should've probably been berated by the elders. It's our chance to take Danzo's head."

"I would be right behind you, Ishigami-sama" This voice, was Kabuto's voice.

Somehow, after some talks, Kabuto ends up following Ishigami, but that's a story for another time.

"Fine but... are we allowed to let Hayate free now?" Jiraiya indicates the Gekko Hayate who's tied up on the floor and IS staring at us.

"Ah... I forgot about hi— yeah sure let him free, just let us go to Hiruzen's Office."

And finally, whilst ignoring Jiraiya's "You forgot about him... " or something like that, they make haste through the ghost village.

All villagers have been evacuated but there's still the "Winning declaration" made by Ishigami.

Well not really, Hiruzen understood that everything Ishigami is trying to do is not because of his student, Orochimaru, but his friend, Danzo.

Jiraiya has told him about all of that.

And...

"It's about time you gave us an explanation, Hiruzen." An elder of the Konoha's council named Homura asked.

"To 'surrender unconditionally' to some unknown individuals... are you out of your mind!?" the old woman named Koharu.

"Hiruzen... there's no need for a recap, does this look like something a Hokage would do? You've grown senile, Hiruzen..." And finally spoke the elder with a bandaged arm and eye.

That, was obviously Danzo Shimura.

In the Original timeline, Danzō gained notoriety as The Darkness of the Shinobi because of his frequent unsanctioned actions and his often-suspected undermining of specific Konoha personnel.

ROOT, a branch of Konohagakure's Anbu training subdivision, carried out missions that Danzo believed would benefit Konoha.

Because of its core views as "the unseen ones who support the great tree of Konoha from the depths of the earth", some of these missions were less than respectable, such as eliminating individuals that were considered potential threats simply for expressing their detestation for Konoha, despite not actually having done anything against the village.

The organization's top priority was its secrecy, and most of its missions were carried out in the dark - autonomous of Konoha's authority.

Root was officially disbanded after the Uchiha Clan Downfall due to Danzō spearheading the tragedy but remained active as an underground organization until Danzō's death.

Despite Hiruzen's orders to disband the group, the members remained loyal to Danzō, his orders being the highest priority over even the Hokage's.

(A/N: Yes, I copied that from the wiki. And yes, I have no shame.)

Inside Hiruzen's office, the elders keep berating him as some Anbu actually joined the argument. It was said the daimyo himself is on his way here too, but I guess they're late for the show.

But they were interrupted.

"Just like I thought, every single of you is present. Well, you would once your village got attacked by Orochimaru either way, but at least this is convenient."

And that's our main character.

He just appeared so suddenly from the dark side of the room with his black mask emanating the eye-shaped neon magenta lines, complimenting his current edgy look.

*Brag* The sound of the entrance being opened forcefully.

"Apologies for our sudden intrusion, but we're here to declare an invasion if you won't mind." These sentences were stated calmly by Kabuto who came inside uninvited along with two others we recognized as Rimuru and Jiraiya.

The elder named Danzo widened his eyes at him the moment he came into his view.

"It's been a while... Danzo-sama." Kabuto smiled at him.

"You..." (Danzo)

'Huh, weird... certainly there are Iruka Umino, Kotetsu, and other minor characters present as they are who were complaining at Hiruzen early too. But I don't see anyone like Kakashi, and other jonin senseis (teacher). Hiruzen has told them about me perhaps? Well, no matter. This is more convenient...'

"Hump, I was under the impression that our sennin is strong(A/N: sennin means sage, he's indicating Jiraiya). But he turns out to be a traitor out of all people." The bandaged elder stated.

"You sure are confident. I had dealt with ROOT before coming here you know? Not only a few of course...Isn't that right, Rimuru-chan?" Playfully while saying that, Ishigami asked Rimuru.

Not everyone understands, but Danzo knows about it. Rimuru's right hand turned purple. It is the technique of a guy named Torune Aburame.

In the original timeline, Torune Aburame was known to utilize nano-sized insects known as "Rinkaichu" in combats.

Once they covered his body, he would remove the necessary attire to infect anyone he touches.

This contact will cause the insects to spread onto the opponent's skin, which causes severe pain and potentially leads to death.

Of course, it was nothing for Rimuru.

*SWIRL* For a second, Rimuru's hand transformed into silver-ish blue. He ate the insects using 『Predator』 and when his hands changes back, Danzo turned his full body at the presumed girl.

"I didn't kill them, there are others but I let them live." Yeah, this is Rimuru before he decided to become a demon lord.

"Hai haiii, If I may have your attention~ Since I'm the Hokage now, I'll give you my first decree: Danzo, you die." With a refreshing smile whilst removing his mask, Ishigami stated. And... Well, while beheading Danzo with his dual scythe that is...

*SHING*

*SPLATTER*

It happened too fast, no one has the time to react. It was just then that Ishigami's Scythe spins and Danzo's head flies.

"What- What in the world?" no one could hear it, but Ishigami and Rimuru could hear it clearly. Disregarding the noisy room, a hidden anbu is also in the room. If they were to pay attention to it, an anbu agent is hidden away like a wood decoration, unable to suppress his surprise too.

Well that, and Ishigami walk leisurely as he sat on a table while flipping some books he found on the table.

"Bravo! the best actor of the year, Danzo Shimura. I can at least give you that."

*Clap* *Clap* *Clap* *Clap*

"So you know about that too..." Danzo, who appeared behind Hiruzen so suddenly stated.

"Danzo!" to say that he was surprised was an understatement.

"Just because you thought the technique is convenient, you butchered almost all of the Uchihas to obtain it. And because you want to get a hold of Naruto you spread hate around the villager towards Naruto... Do you have any idea..."

The dual scythe user paused to think a few words. He can't possibly say "Do you have any idea how hateful the fandom is towards you?" right?

But somehow he ends up ending his dramatic talks with, "How many have voted to end you, would you?"

Everyone got confused at that.

"Danzo... What did he mean?" Sarutobi Hiruzen asked.

"The reason Naruto was shunned among the villagers was because of him. The reason The Uchihas grows aloof towards the village was because of him. The reason why Uchiha Shisui died was because of him. All for the sake of keeping the nonexistent 'peace' within the village." Ishigami stated while his smile died down.

"Indeed, does that irritates you, Invader?" Danzo lifted an eyebrow.

"I'm not sure..." *Shred* While saying that, he ripped a page out from the book he was reading.

"I make a point of having a clear distinction... between what's important to me, and what's not, in order to achieve my goals without losing sight of them."

*Flip* *Flip* the mysterious individual swayed the paper around in his hand before letting it fall into the air.

"As people go about their lives. More and more things become important to them. They make friends, fall in love, start working..." (Ishigami)

"..." (Danzo)

"No need for this," *Flutter* A paper was released into the air.

"Throw that away...." *Flutter* *Flutter*

"This one is too troublesome to deal with so," *Flutter* *Flutter* *Flutter*

"And as I go about discarding things... I realize what it is I can't let go..."

"I live my life for the sake of those few things without caring much for anything else, but even so, even if just a little bit..."

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『You pissed me off』

*SPLATTER*

... "What?" Danzo looked at the pain he felt on his right side.

His arm... the arm that was supposedly warped by a strong weight of seals. His right arm was made by using Hashirama cells...That, and also a portion of his clothes, it's no longer there.

In fact, it was replaced with raging violet flames. *Shing* *thud* The sound of katana burning in black flames being put back inside its sheath came from the girl with a mask (A/N: Presumed by everyone else), known as Rimuru.

"Looking for this?" As Ishigami stated that, he holds a bandaged hand with Golden metal locks seemingly looking like a type of fuinjutsu.

"Black flames..." (Danzo)

"Ah, don't mistake it as the Amaterasu flames ok? We have no Uchiha in our group... well, yet." (Ishigami)

The elders and shinobis are either gaping like a fish or scared to death at the unique aura emitted by the current smiling happily Ishigami.

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To be continued.