The Woods

"Hey Kat?" My little sister Sabrina asked.

"What?" I replied.

"Why are we going in the woods? Aren't we supposed to go get dad at the bar?"

"I am. Your 12 I'm only bringing you along because you can't be left home alone until your 13."

"Your 16, you can't even get into a bar." She shot back.

"At least I don't bring bread along with me to feed the animals we pass by."

"Oh! Look! A raccoon! Can I feed it!" Sabrina said and approached the raccoon.

"Get back!" I yelled. "Don't you know raccoons out at daylight most likely have rabies!" I yelled as she backed away.

"Common misconception. Don't you think?" The raccoon said. We both jumped in surprise.

"What the hell! What kind of sick prank is this!"