3 Stonks

Author here I have quick message, the sound effects will be edited to have different fonts since it looks so weird without them having diffirent fonts so I hope you can deal with it for now!

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-Kuoh Japan-

[POV Sona]

A normal day that what I believed it to be, well as normal a day for the heir of one of the strongest devil houses could be. But here I am in a stuffy apartment with someone telling her wants to sell the fallen he currently has captured.

'Good Satan why did I answer the summon!?!?'

"Oi I said I'd like to sell this fallen" The man once again repeated his request but still hearing it is quite baffling, why would a devil buy a member of the fallen?. Then again if he summoned a male devil it would be a different story

"I'm sorry but I cannot do that as for the treaty-"

"They're trying to kill some nun with a sacred gear by stealing said sacred gear"

'Good lord I don't care about this headache since this man will give me a more painful one!'

=Devils May Die=

Did you know Victor actually just has 25% of Nero's abilities? And dispite that he's already peak Mid-Class?, Demons albeit even just quarter demons are still stronger then normal Devils

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[POV Victor]

"So you're telling me you killed a bunch of exiled priest stole all their belongings kidnapped the fallen all while not having a plan prepared?"

"Yes" Yup she's definitely having a headache with this one, she was probably expecting a normal request or something not some random nirvana back up singer looking mofo to ask her if he could sell a fallen.

"Why would I believe what you say and even if I do what proof do you have of a nun would be in all this?" Ah she asked the big winning question and with that I looked at the tied up fallen and cracked my knuckles.

"W-Wait! I'll talk just don't let this pervert punch me again!"

"Hey! Don't make me sound like a sadist!" But before I could say anything any further Sona walked towards Mittelt and was now crouching beside her, she whispered something I don't know what but that definitely caused Mittelt to be more cooperative as she was now telling all the information she has like a canary.

"Hm I see, well I shall take her with me and don't worry the payment will be given to you in a few days" Ah good o'l capitalism I gotta love the smell of it, but now I'm wondering how much this information and fallen could be worth?

"Alright tuts see ya-"

Vmmmmmm

'Did she just teleport out as I was talking?, quite rude if you ask me. Now then what the hell do I do with this demonite?' I looked towards the purple glowing bars on top of the table and wonder what I should make with it.

[Ding!]

(Secret Interaction Unlocked)

Talk to and make a deal with any of the supernatural race's the more powerful the better the rewards!

Rewards:

Fifty Thousand Yen

Air Hike!

Blue Rose(Model DMC4)

Nico's Van

'FINALLY A VAN SOMETHING BETTER THAN THIS CRAPPY APARTMENT!'

=Devils May Die=

Did you know when Victor first arrived in the DxD world he would beat up a bunch of thugs and steal their cash?, that's how he was able to afford his crappy apartment

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-Kuoh Japan-

Somewhere on top of the many buildings of Kuoh Victor could be seen standing on the edge of one like he was the dark knight himself, he was currently annoyed since he found out even if he does have an earlier but weaker model of BlueRose he would only be able to shoot it affectively two times. Since unlike normal revolvers BlueRose shoots 2 bullets at once, one to damage the armor and the other to pierce the broken piece of armor. That's what make it so effective in the first place.

"So gonna use this baby if I really need it" Victor looked at BlueRose which was currently holstered by his hip and knew it would definitely attract lots of attention if he we're to walk around with it, so he was going to test out his new home and van yes home since he decided to live in it instead of wasting cash on his apartment. And the van already had everything he needed a place to sleep a fridge and a place to make some gear

"Maximum Effort" Victor like the crazy idiot he was jumped from the roof to the ground right next to the van

"Let's take you out for a spin shall we?"

[POV Victor]

'This was a bad idea!' The van was FAST, No wonder it could do all the stunts nico did and not take a scratch this baby was decked out with demon stuff and enchantments!, then again knowing who her father was I should have expected it.

"OH GOD I ALMOST RAN OVER AN OLD LADY!" Wait a minute an old lady outside basically the slums of Kuoh? That definitely wasn't a normal lady!

Scccrrrrrt!

I drifted parked and got out the van while walking towards the 'Old Lady' and before you know it I was right her back sprouted devil wings and her faced morphed into that of multiple faces.

"Human!-" God the classic 'I am superior' speach is getting tiresome.

I pulled out my new scuffed version of RedQueen it was basically all the priest broken swords melted into one, it was pretty handy that nico basically had a miniature forge in the van it actually has what she last had in the end of DMC5 meaning I now have multiple robotic arms and other pieces of metal and DMC Demon corpses I'm too mediocre to make a better version RedQueen with since all I've been doing is watching YouTube videos and following the Blueprints I had to make this stuff.

Clang!

"Hey lady I'm thinking here don't interrupt me!" The nerve of some people attacking someone who was thinking of a way to capitalize on his van!, but she jsut had to come in and try to cut me in half and surprisingly when I blocked it with RedQueen it held. So compressing all that metal actually made it more tough huh

VRRRRRRMMMM

"Hot!" Jesus what's up with villains saying what their feeling like I know this is an anime world but really?

"Good to see the engine on it works" I turned the handle again obviously making the effect last longer, normally I would think that the way RedQueen uses the engine and begins emitting fire was magic but it wasn't it was basic science. For nico that is It took me a week after getting the blueprint to figure out how it works.

"That's a weird sword you got their human!, don't mind if I take it!"

SHING!

"GAH!"

BAM!

"No thanks! But here you can take this!"

BZZZZZZTTT!

'Demonic Lighting definitely did the trick' I look at the corspe of the stray devil which was obviously just a Low-Class since all it took was one charge of the good stuff, honestly I'm definitely just at the peak Mid-Class now I'm curious to see what's he difference between a High-Class like Riser and me since theirs no way he's weak like those trash Fanfics makes him to be.

"Really system no rewards?" I didn't even get any rewards I wonder if Sona would pay for hunting this stray, only one way to find out!

"To the van!"

=Devils May Die=

Did you know the more damage Victor takes the faster his Regeneration skill would evolve?, so when he found this out he forced himself to stab his arm to the point his regeneration was able to heal it

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-Kuoh Academy-

Kuoh Academy the wet dream of every teenage boy of Kuoh, popular for being an all girls school a few years back but now started Co-ed with male students. The chance of getting a girlfriend here is definitely high!

"Kyaaaaa!!!"

Or not

'Damn it all I did was walk from the front gate!' Victor was currently walking towards the building of Kuoh academy with RedQueen in a guitar case he bought off some store and BlueRose on the back of his trench coat hidden from sight, it was an understatement to say that he was annoyed. He was VERY annoyed as the girls passing by who saw would either flirt with him screech or pass out.

'Damn you Nero!, why did you have the face of a damn model when you we're 19!' He was cursing the origin of this body since for normal standards he was very handsome he was thankful he dyed his white hair because if not he would definitely have to wear a full on hood and mask due to his looks, no woner Nero had some many simps when he first appeared in DMC4 it only got even better at DMC5 and the damn manga!

'It's fine just ignore them Victor!, focus on the miss-dear God is she wet were In public cover yourself up woman!' But alas his angry stare at the girl only made it worse as she began reaching for her nether regions.

'Nope Nope Nope Nope!' And without thinking any further he dashed away and he began looking for the student council room not knowing he now had a small cult following of horny goth girls who wanted to be his pet and Onee-chans who want to bully him and make him submit, but he suddenly had a realization

"I'm lost.."

He didn't know where to go

"Hello"

"JESUS CHRIST!!"

But thankfully a familiar faces showed herself

=Devils May Die=

Did you know that despite being a quarter fo a demon the original Nero with his Devil Bringer could destroy a building in a single punch?, Victor once tried this only him resulting to slightly crack the wall and have a fracture in his arm that's how he found out he can regenerate

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[POV Victor]

"Come with me."

"No"

"Why?."

"Because I'm busy!" I yelled at the loli who was busy trying to pull me by my coat she was obviously failing as I continued looking for the student council room, here I thought It would be a quick and easy mission of talking to Sona but Noooo fate really went and made me meet up with another loli!

Koneko Toujou real name Shirone, sister of the busty stray Kuroka. When I encountered her in the hall I wanted to ask her where the student council room ws she of course agreed I thought 'Great this would be easy!' but no she brought me to her club building!

"You smell weird."

"I shower daily y'know"

"No you smell like a devil but at the same time not!" So I smell like a devil?, then why the hell does every stray I kill shout I'm a human!?. Then again she literally is a cat so she might have better senses.

"Look little lady I'm her to see Sona since I want my Moola so why don't you go back to your master and stop bothering me" It was taking all my willpower not to punch her in the stomach and launch her towards the run down building

"Make me."

"Bet" I grab her by the shirt and lifter her up she was definitely embarrassed but I'm no simp so I just threw her towards the club building, which only got a monotone yell from her like Jesus show some emotion!

"Ahhhhhh."

'That girl sounds so dead inside' I felt someone looking at me and face their direction and a saw a dumbfounded Sona looking at me from the window, I looked around and saw no one near so I just leaped towards the window with air hike.

Her seeing me approaching immediately opened the window giving me an amazing entrance

"Yo!"

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