12 KiGo and Missions
<|Jasmine's POV|>
"Stay away from her, you She-Devil!" Kim's best friend and ex ordered with a rather authoritive tone, which was surprising considering how wimp-ish he was from what I knew of his portrayal.
"Oh~? Did the buffoon finally grow a spine? That's a surprise!" Much like in Shego fashion, the older woman responded with an insult.
Finally entering the living room, I truly got a look of what was happening there. In the middle of the room was Ron Stoppable, who surprisingly has some muscle, albeit only a small bit, while in front of him, on the couch, were Kim and Shego, with the former being embraced by the latter.
I quickly theorized that Ron must have come into Kim's condo without much notice, caught Shego off-guard, and now said woman had somehow involved Kim in this. I may be wrong, but what happened should be close to this.
However, since I was just woken up from all the shouting, I first went to the bathroom to brush my teeth, ignoring the livid man shouting at my new found friend.
Having finished brushing my teeth, I left the bathroom and immediately noticed that Kim was being used a shield against Ron's punches by Shego, while our friends were just watching from the hallway, completely ignored by the three.
After a minute of all this happening, Ron finally noticed the other people in the condo, me specifically.
"Ah! Who's she!? One of Shego's underlings!?" The man pointed at me and asked, and I was annoyed by that. I wad no one's minion. Deciding to be petty, I casually entered the fray.
"Why are you all so noisy! My head still hurts after all that °celebration~° yesterday..." I was not particularly good with innuendos, but a sultry voice and a bit of sway was all I needed to make a person's mind to wander. To cement the "fact" I easily went up to Shego and kissed her cheek, surprising her, before doing the same to Kim, earning a blush on her cheeks.
"So. What's this buffoon doing here? Why haven't you kicked him out yet, Shego?" Was I being mean? Definitely. Did Ron deserve it? Not really. But I'm really cranky when I get woken up early and hungry.
"Y-you... Kim! Is this Drakken's plan!? Another mind-control!?" Once the man arrived at this conclusion, he tensed up, seemingly ready to fight seriously.
Before I could even contemplate if I should stop this or stoke the flames, Kim spoke up.
"Ron! I am not being mind-controlled!" Kim told Ron with a tinge of annoyance in her voice, before turning around and facing Shego and I. I'm also pretty sure Touka whisper-shouted an, "Ooh~. You're in trouble~.".
"You two! Stop it, or else I'll throw you out!" Backing away from the angry Kim, I smiled innocently enough. Seeing all this play out, Ron gained a confused expression.
"Sorry about them Ron. Shego's here because she helped out on a...mission. Jasmine's a friend of mine. She's normally not like this, but she must be pissed off for some reason." As Kim explained this, I gave Ron a warning glare added with an I'm-watching-you gesture.
Turning to Shego, I asked, "Wanna order some food?"
"KFC." The older woman replied, prompting me to pull up said place's menu.
<|Timeskip|>
After a somewhat tense-turned great breakfast, Ron left on a lighter note, albeit still wary of us. I didn't care either way.
Anyway, with our stomach's full, our day was spent with us just having fun! Kim was currently ahead of her lessons and it was a weekend! Shego, despite having multiple instances where she can escape, she stayed, staying particularly close to Kim. As the unofficial wingwoman of the group, I made it my mission to get them together and introduce Kim into Yurism, my favorite "religion"!
With an unsaid agreement, I always put Kim in a position where she would be paired up with Shego in our little outing, while Shego used this to her advantage and had been rather smooth with veiling her wooing with her natural snarkiness and charm. The flirting was done in a way that a normal person would be annoyed with, thinking that they were being insulted, but Shego was just so good at being the bad girl that her insults were basically compliments, which Kim knew of.
Eventually, as hours passed, 2B, Penny, and Touka noticed what I was doing and joined in my mission of converting Kim to Yurism. The two androids were in it to both help their friend and learn more about romance, while Touka, who initially thought this was wrong, eventually came around and found all this amusing.
It finally came to a point that at dinner, Shego and Kim were in their own world while the rest of us were just watching the magic happen. Eventually, it finally fucking happened!
Like watching a cliché unfold, Kim had a piece of something stuck to her lips. Sauce maybe? Shego, being the bold woman that she was, swiped it off from Kim's lips and proceeded to eat it! 'KYAAAAAAAAAHHHH~~!!!' If it wouldn't have ruined the mood I would have squealed my heart out!
However, unexpectedly, Kim suddenly threw caution to the find, and °kissed° Shego.
""""KYAAAAAAAAAAHHH~~~"""
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We, 2B, Penny, Touka, and I, were kicked out from the restaurant for causing trouble, but it was all worth it.
<|Timeskip|>
You know what, it's still worth it. I thought that after Shego and Kim finally cemented their relationship and began to be all over each other, I would have cringed from all the love. But, no. Well, not as much as I thought. I still want to barf from the displays of affection, but that was rare and only happens when the two new couples do something cringe worthy.
All in all, Shego and Kim's relationship was going great! Shego was a big 'ol experienced bisexual while Kim was a baby gay! The older woman was guiding the younger, inexperienced girl through the motions of lesbian relationships quite well, and seeing them being all lovey-dovey was admittedly nice!
2B and Penny used this to their advantage to learn more about humans, while Touka was simply happy for her friend, though she cringes more than I do at the PDA.
"Hey Pinkie..." Today was our final day here in Kim's world. At 8:45 we'll go back to our own world.
"Pinkie..." Turning around to face Shego, I noticed that we were the only ones still awake again, here in the balcony.
"Yeah?" It was beautiful here. As someone who lived in a mountain, 30 minutes away from the closest city, I never really got to see this kind of light show.
Shego fidgeted a bit in her place, earning a raised eyebrow from me. Honestly, Shego was cute like this, but thinking about your friend's girlfriend like that wasn't good.
"Thanks...for helping me out..." At Shego's admittance, I smiled, realizing what was happening.
"Don't worry about it. I'm glad you two finally got together. I am happy for two." It was nice, helping someone realize they loved someone. It made me feel great.
"Even if....I killed your chances with Princess?" My eyes widened at this question, completely surprised by it. However, I quickly began to laugh, now surprising Shego.
After I finished laughing, I spoke in a much calmer tone as I stared at the sleeping forms of my friends.
"Nah. I like Kimmie. I definitely can learn to love her. But she's my friend first and foremost, and it was obvious you two had more chemistry and had more years with each other." Kim was a great person, someone I can most definitely love. She, in the past, was an object of my entertainment, a character in a story. But now? She was my friend, and she was a wonderful, strong, sexy, and funny person I could definitely love. But like I said, despite me shipping her with Shego, Kim was her own person, and she knew Shego longer.
It's not like Kim's the only fish in the sea as well. I could always try my chances with someone else-
I was suddenly brought out of my thoughts when I felt something soft touch my cheeks. Focusing on the present, I finally noticed that Shego was °kissing° my cheek! Surprised by the sudden gesture, I blushed, but I stayed in place.
Then, as Shego pulled away, now staring into my eyes, she said with a saucy smirk, "If Pumpkin's ever interested, you'll be the first in our threesome, yeah?"
'Jabsjeneidjallqw?' My mind had positively °short-circuited° there, giving Shego enough time to leave, victorious.
Once I regained my bearing, I glared at Shego's now sleeping form, snuggled behind Kim, before gaining a smirk of my own.
<|Timeskip|>
A month has passed. A °month° of no main missions! I was now officially a college student, majoring in Multimedia Arts, gunning for animation.
In between classes we, as a group, would take on an easy group to stop the time in our worlds, and we would take advantage of this to sleep, train, and generally have fun! Kim would tell us about how her relationship with Shego was going, which was in a good direction, and her missions in between that.
Touka would talk about how her plan was working, that being turning the second Anteiku, a coffee shop Yomo built under a different name, into something a place that Ghouls can eat normal food without problem! With her accumulated coins she bought a proximity DNA changer, one that slowly changes a ghoul's DNA to allow them to be able human food in a hundred meter radius, plus a temporary DNA changer that allowed them to eat normal food upon entering the coffee shop. After a few suggestions from me and lending her some money, she was able to buy a proximity Identity Veil, a device that hides the existence of the second Anteiku from ill-minded ghouls and Doves alike.
2B was still being tasked with eliminating 9S, but after consulting with me, 2B now had a plan of facing the Army of Humanity and saving YoRHa from ever facing the cruel fate placed upon them.
Penny, on the other hand, talked about how her meeting with the main cast of RWBY went! This means that she was around the time where Blake and Weiss had their fight and was currently the Vytal Festival! Thanks to sharing my own knowledge about RWBY, Penny had made her own plan of dealing with her "fate".
It's just unfortunate that we couldn't go to one another's world freely so that we could help Penny out. There was an item that let us do so in the Shop, but it was fucking °expensive°!
Either way, we were all having our fun as time passed, but the time finally came! As we were doing a Side Mission in the world of Clannad, we finally received Main Missions!
[Main Missions!
-As members of the DCG, you are all required to go through Missions! Failure to choose a Mission calls for a temporary ban!
You will be given three strikes! After three consecutive strikes, you will be permanently kicked out from the DCG with your memories and abilities taken from you!
>Highschool DxD: Chaos
-Khaos Brigade has started their attack! The Angels, Fallen, and Devils are now banding together to prepare!
Goal/s:
¬Defeat Khaos Brigaid
-Difficulty: Impossible
Reward/s:
¬1,000,000 Coins
¬10 99% Shop Discount
¬5 Impossible Packages
¬1 Godly Item
¬10 Upgrade Item
>Arifureta: From Commonplace to the World's Strongest: Fake Religions
-With his identity revealed, Ehit will lose the facade and reveal his true intentions.
Goal/s:
¬Defeat Ehit
-Difficulty: Impossible
Reward/s:
¬1,000,000 Coins
¬10 99% Shop Discount
¬5 Impossible Packages
¬1 Godly Item
¬10 Upgrade Item
>Fate: Night? Flowers? Swords?
-The Fifth Holy Grail War will begin. Lives will be taken, battles will be fought, and those who are killed, will die.
>Goal/s:
¬Win the Fifth Holy Grail War
-Difficulty: Hard
Reward/s:
¬300,000 Coins
¬5 50% Shop Discount
¬5 Hard Packages
¬5 Rare Item
>KonoSuba: Useless
-It comes, bringing destruction in its wake.
Goal/s:
¬Destroy the Destroyer
-Difficulty: Normal-Hard
Reward/s:
¬20,000 Coins - 50,000 Coins
¬2 30% Shop Discounts - 3 50% Shop Discounts
¬3 Normal Packages - 3 Hard Package
¬3 Uncommon Items - 2 Rare Items
>Assassination Classroom: Tentacles
-Time is ticking, if nothing is done, the Earth will be in pieces.
Goal/s:
¬Kill Koro-Sensei
-Difficulty: Normal-Hard
Reward/s:
¬20,000 Coins - 50,000 Coins
¬2 30% Shop Discounts - 3 50% Shop Discounts
¬3 Normal Packages - 3 Hard Package
¬3 Uncommon Items - 2 Rare Items]
Seeing the first three missions, it was obviously a Nope! No way in hell will we ever subject ourselves to that! However, as I checked the two remaining missions, I knew just what to choose.
"So-" Before Penny can say anything, I cut in, saying,
"KonoSuba." My voice was firm, serious, and determined, surprising my friends.
"I don't know, Jaz. Tge Destroyer kinda sounds-" Like with Penny, I cut in before she can say more.
"I have already formulated a plan to defeat The Destroyer." It was an easy plan to make, too. As long as we choose KonoSuba.
At tgis point, my friends grew worried by my sudden insistence, with 2B quickly voicing her concern.
"Jasmine...is this Koro-Sensei someone we really shouldn't go against?" The concern in her voice tugged the strings of my heart, and the steel in my voice softened.
Shaking my head, I replied sheepishly. "It's...it's not that. I'm pretty sure that I can just use my Semblance on him to keep him away from running away.... It is just that, I don't want to kill him..." At my admittance, the girls seemingly understood my plight, easing a bit.
Sitting beside me, Penny asked, "Are they a good person?"
My memories of Assassination Classroom were blurry, it was an anime that I have finished watching long ago, but I could still remember the important stuff. "As a human? He was evil, that's for sure. He was the best assassin there was, I think. But as a °person°? He was a great teacher everyone can't help but love."
Wanting to hear more of his story, Kim began prodding, a soft glint shining in her eyes. "Why do we need to kill him, then? Other than being supposedly the best assassin, of course."
Digging deep into my memories, I began to retell what I knew. "He was...experimented on, turning him into something you'd definitely call a monster. But that's not the reason why we have to kill him. It's because the same experiment made on a...rat earlier than him had been...it exploded. They placed the rat on the moon for some reason, and it exploded, destroying the moon."
At this, Penny gasped, seeing the similarities in a broken moon, but I still continued. "Koro-Sensei...I think he made an agreement with the government... He knows what will happen to him in the future, so I think he brought himself in? But on the condition that...heh...a bunch of teenagers he's going to teach to be the greatest assassins will be the ones to kill him before he explodes."
I cried when Nagisa plunged his knife into Koro-Sensei's heart. It was one of the only moments an anime made me emotional, and it °hurt°. Truly it hurt.
After that, it was decided that the world of KonoSuba would be next.
[A/N: Please suggest any anime or games you want to be used here. I'll pick those that I am at least familiar with!]
