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Diary of a dumbass

Author: eiwjebfnwq
Realistic Fiction
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I am writing this to rant and write some real life stories that either me or my friends have been through so yEs i am wasting time the chapters probably wont have any links so like yes have fun its gonna turn into a diary probably where I rant about everyone :) I will also be breaking the fourth wall quite a bit and not writing as much dialouge

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