Back To School

Dominque and I walked hand and hand through the halls of the castle, heading to the dining hall to meet the others for lunch.

We really did to it all morning.

Not that either of us has a problem with that.

Arriving at the dining hall we entered, and saw everybody else had already arrived.

No one has really changed much over these past few years, we've all just gotten older. Well, except for Jeanne. She's really come into her Fate/Stay teenage body. Hell, she even wears the same civilian clothes as her Fate/Stay counterpart.

The universe really loves its tropes doesn't it.

Waving to everyone Dominque and I took our seats. We then started eating lunch. But I stopped after five minutes.

Because ever since I've sat down Jeanne has been glaring at me.

I looked up at her. "Yes Jeanne, is there something I can help you with?"

"You two were having sex all this time weren't you?" She asked me.

"That's exactly right." I answered with a big smile on my face.

"Yes, we were." Dominque spoke, looking bashful.

Like I said, she is two-faced. If we even mention our bedroom deeds in front of anyone she will get embarrassed. But it's also incredibly cute.

I think it's what people refer to as gap moe.

And I love it.

"Why must you always act like animals in heat?" Jeanne asked me.

I then smirked at her. "Really? Are you really saying that to me, when you and Lancelot do it all the time as well?" I questioned her.

When I did Jeanne's face lit up like a fire engine.

She's such a contradiction. She gets on me and the others for having sex all the time, when she does it just as much as Lancelot. And from what Lancelot has let slip Jeanne is quite kinky.

He once told me they act out scenes from The Princess and the Dark Wizard. To think a holy maiden would be into bedroom play.

Holy maiden my ass.

It should be ecchi maiden.

Also, yes. She and Lancelot are a couple. Jeanne was actually the one who took the lead. She literally dragged Lancelot into a bedroom and gave him her virginity.

If that's not her saying loud and clear that she wanted to be his women, then I have no clue what else she could have done.

Luckily our resident flirt and playboy got the message.

They are now stronger than ever relationship wise.

Jeanne couldn't look me in the eyes after I called her out. "Never mind." She whispered. She then went back to eating her food.

Meanwhile the rest of us shared a laugh at her expense. We then finished out lunch, chatting about little things as we did so.

Until eventually it came to and end.

Once it did everyone got ready to leave.

But before this happened Skuld entered the hall and walked right up to me. "Lord Kufa, your mother wishes to meet with you." She told me.

"Ok." I said.

I then split off from the others and headed to meet with my mother.

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*Knock Knock*

I knocked on the door my mother's office.

"Come in." She said.

So I did just that. Closing the door behind me after I entered.

I then walked up to one of the chairs in front of her desk and took a seat. "So, what did you need to see me about mom?" I asked her.

She put down her pen after signing a document, placing it on top of a massive pile on the right side of her desk, before taking another unsigned document from the massive pile on the left side of her desk and placing it in front of her.

No matter what universe you're in you can never escape the bane that is paperwork.

My mother sighed before leaning back in her chair. She then smiled at me.

But I knew that smile all too well.

It was her "I want a favor" smile.

'I wonder what she want's this time?' I thought.

"Kufa my boy."

"Yes, mother of mine?" I asked, putting a smile on my face.

"Say, have you ever wanted to go to school with other children your age?"

"No way in hell."

"Come on, it might be fun."

"No, way in hell."

"Are you sure?"

"No matter how many times you ask the answer will be the same. No...Way....In....Hell."

I had enough of school in my last life. Plus with the lessons from all my tutors over the years here in the castle I am already back up to date will all my knowledge about the human school curriculum and them some. My knowledge is at the college level. So there is no way under any circumstances would I want to attend the socially awkward and hormone filled institution that is known as high school.

Been there, done that, don't want to go back.

I dropped the fake smile from my face and looked my mother in the eyes. "Mom, what are you asking about this, just be straight with me?"

My mother dropped her smile and then sighed. "Alright, the truth is I am not the one asking. Azazel is."

"And he couldn't just ask me himself because?" I questioned.

"He knew you would most likely say no." My mother said. "So he thought you might agree if it came from me."

'Azazel is just as shrewd as ever.' I thought.

"So, why does he want me to go to school. No, rather the question I should be asking is where?" I asked.

"It's a place in Japan, called Kuoh Town." My mother said.

I nodded, keeping my face neutral on the outside. But on the inside I was grinning like Emperor Palpatine.

I had been wanting to go to Kuoh Town since I wanted to get involved with the main plot for my own goals. But if I had suddenly asked to go there it would have raised alarm bells. But it looks like the universe has my back. Since it's giving me a path to what I want.

"I see." I said. "Wait, isn't Kuoh Town under the leasage of the devils, one of the biblical factions?" I questioned. Even though I already know the answer.

And when I say they lease the town, I mean they actually lease the town.

Japan is the home of the youkai faction and Shinto Pantheon. You think devil's would be able to preside over a town in their territory without them knowing?

Bitch please.

The leaders of the Shinto Pantheon would have to be smoking some pretty heavy stuff to let that go down.

In reality for whatever reason the Shinto Pantheon allows the devils to watch over Kuoh Town. I don't know the details and I really don't care. Bottom line is, they are the tenants and the Shinto Pantheon are the owners. End of story.

Actually it amazes me that the devils still preside over Kuoh Town given what happened a few years ago.

Little fact, the Nekoshu massacre never took place.

Why?

It was me, Dio!

But seriously, I did send some information and details about certain things to the youkai faction and Shinto Pantheon. This helped them learned of the situation in time and prevent that needless slaughter.

I'm not against slaughter.

But what the devils did during that incident was tantamount to some Nazi shit. They punished the many because of the one, and the most fucked up part of it is Kuroka was completely incident. But because the devil's didn't want to hurt their pride by admitting a mistake they decided to go with mass murder instead of doing a proper investigation.

Well I wasn't going to let that shit fly this time around.

I don't hate devils by the way. I just wanted to slap them around a bit so they would learn from their mistakes.

And get slapped they did. They were bitched slapped actually.

The entire supernatural heard about how Amaterasu went to the underworld in a blaze of anger, and dressed down the devils for their plans.

Ah, I wish someone could have recorded that. I would watch that shit any chance I get.

But anyway, the long and short of it is no massacre took place. However Kuroka was still made into a criminal and Koneko, real name Shirone still ended up with Rias and the Gremory family. The devil's wouldn't budge on that, and although she didn't want to Amatersasu agreed.

But from what I hear of my underworld contacts Koneko is regularly visited by youkai to make sure she is being treated in the best possible manner, even to this day. Sirzechs found that amicable, and got everoyne else to agree.

So the Koneko now will probably have learned Senjutsu and Youjustu, and not be afraid of her Youkai self.

If that's the case I can't wait to *mofu mofu* her cat ears and tails. It will be glorious.

To my question my mother nodded. "Yes, it is."

"Really, even after that whole Neshoku mess took place a few years ago?" I asked. Again, already knowing the answer.

"I know. It's very hard to believe, but for whatever reason the devil's are still allowed to preside over Kuoh Town. More specifically it is under the protection of Rias Gremory and Sona Sitri, the younger sisters of Satan Lucifer and Satan Leviathan prospectively."

"Ah, the strongest sis-cons." I said.

Everyone in the supernatural world calls Serafall and Sirzechs that by the way. It's their phantom nickname.

"Yes, those two." My mother mused.

"So once again, why does Azazel want be to go to that hot-bed town?" I questioned.

"He's sent a team in to monitor a potential Longinus user." My mother revealed. "But there reports on the matter have been getting thinner and thinner as of late, and he feels something might be in the works. But if he officially sends anyone from the Grigori to investigate-"

"-It might cause and incident." I finished.

My mother nodded. "Yes. So, to avoid such a matter he wants you to go in and investigate things. Since you've never been to the Grigori and only ever been in contact with certain higher-ups the team or whoever took them out won't know you. This way you can investigate without worry. But once again Azazel knew your personality and feelings about school, so he backchanneled through me." She explained. "But I can understand if you don't want too."

"No, it's fine. I'll go." I said.

"Really?" My mother questioned.

I nodded. "Yeah. I mean this is a potential Longinus user we're talking about here. If they go out of control, then that whole town and the surrounding area could be wiped off the time. Suffering through school is worth stopping that. So tell Azazel I'm in. But of course I'm going to bring along my team."

"Alright then." Mom said. "I will inform Azazel."

"And I will inform my team." I said.

I then left my mother's office and went back to my room.

Once inside I put an evil grin on my face.

Now that I can go to Kuoh Town with cause I can finally bag that sadomasochists Akeno, and big-titted knight Xenovia for my harem. The former is perfect for my harem, but first I need to get her over her self-loathing and daddy issues. I am not dealing with that level of toxicity. Plus, once I do I can get her to call me daddy.

Morgan and Dominque already do, and it has awakened something in me that I never intend to close.

As for Xenovia, well I've always liked her. Not to mention she's always raring to go, Issei is just too much of a beta male to wreck that highly toned body.

I on the other hand will wreck it. I will wreck it hard.

There are also other things I need to put into motion.

But the bottom line is, I'm off to Japan.

However it's not ready for the likes of me.

Not by a longshot.