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Devil's Depressed Sword

The story of a god who became a sword and wishes to find a owner who will bring peace. He encounters crazy people and great people

DanielStorm666 · Fantasy
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5 Chs

Middle-aged dude

After Kanno's dad, buried him and his mother in the woods he threw me away..

Rain, snow, winter, summer, autumn... I was lonely for a whole year.. I'm covered in sand now, nobody can even see me... Fuc#..

Luckily, a middle aged guy stumbled because of me and found me.. He was tall, bald and fat.. Even if I couldn't smell anymore I could still see... This guy looked like didn't washed himself for years..

- Hey, fat guy!

- What the hell! The sword spoke!

- Do you want to be powerful?

- Yeah..

- After you get stronger you have to do something for me..

So I trained this dude.. I told him to enter Kanno's house.. And kill those two bastards..

When we entered we saw him and that elf doing it on the floor along with other pretty girls.. That bastard built a harem..

- Who are the targets?

- The dude and the dark elf b i t c h...

- Got it..

He broke the window and cut those two a leg each so they can't run..

- Tell them what I say to you... I said..

- Ok

They were on the floor bleeding..

- Who are you bastard? Why you cut my leg?!

- Do you remember what you did a year ago?

Both of them got scared..

- N.No!

- We have a father who killed his own son for money and a s l u t who betrayed her husband's love... How should I torture you? Hmmm...

I told him first to get them naked... So he did... He cut his d i c k off and also he cut off the elf's breasts.. They screamed like crazy and blood was everywhere.. I think my new owner likes this type of things..

And to finish them off he slit their throats... That view was horrifying but also satisfying..

- Get the gold from the house.. Keep half and the other half donate it to a orphanage..

- Ok, Rayad!

While Kanno was alive almost all his money were used to help people.. Orphanages, beggars, slaves...

I thought this owner was good and I will help a lot of people but I didn't know a thing...

THIS DUDE IS A TOTAL PERVERT!

One day he brought home a old lady and had sex with her until morning... And I thought it was okay.. Some people like older women but the wrong thing was that she was DEAD the whole time... I was shocked..

- Oh man... This hole was cold but it felt good..

- WTF, dude?

- What?

- She's dead,dude..

- Oh.. So what's wrong?

This dude is crazy.. The next day he brought home a woman again, thank God she was alive... He started doing it with nuns, knights and all the other women, married, single it didn't matter.. He would knock them unconscious and bring them home..

One day he brought back a girl willingly.. Too bad she was too young ,dude...

- Uncle,so here you have a lot of candy?

- Yes, first I will show you a big candy, it smells bad but you will like it, heheh...

- Yameteee!!

What the hell is wrong with this dude.. And if I thought he wasn't crazy enough, when we were out to hunt in the forest he met a young elf boy... EVEN BOYS?! AND HE IS ONLY A KID

I already knew he lost his mind... His lust is too uncontrollable.. He hunted a boar.. He did it with him...

- Ahh.. Feels so good! Nature is amazing!

- You know that's a animal?

- A hole is hole.. If it has holes it's enough for me...

After the village found out about his crimes, the villagers and the knights killed him... Well, at least I don't have to see his fuc#ed up sexual experiences.. I hated this guy.. When will I find a normal person to own me and bring happiness? A villager took me and sold me to the guild.. There I heard something interesting.. HEROES FROM ANOTHER WORLD WERE SUMMONED