I Wish I Had Chimichangas with Me to Eat!

If you guys and girls, of course, look closely you can see a weird man lying on a pile of bodies and eating, of course, chimichangas! What do you expect? OH OH! I'm looking even closer, and I see that man is...naked?

Bro what a weird person. I would never do that. Huh? Why don't you believe in me? Please believe in me. I am a man of honor and discipline.

Ok well, I'll stop this rant of mine since I'm sure I'm boring you. Anyways so welcome to my story. I won't tell you my name yet because it is irrelevant in this situation.

We should go back to some time ago.

I was in my room laying down on my couch watching my favorite anime. I'm sure you guys can't guess what it was.

I had my microwave warming up my chimichangas.

-Click-

Oh, my customer is here.

"Hey, buddy!" I said while lying on the couch.

"W-what? Who are you?! What are you doing in my house?"

"House? I thought this was an apartment?" I spoke.

I can see the man fat man in a suit trying to take out his phone from his pockets.

I take something out of my pants and aim it at the fat bastard. I just realized how wrong that sounds.

"No no no can do." The fat man freezes. "Give me your phone. Pretty please? I don't want to have to use this big thing right now."

"Ok Ok here." He gives me the phone. Alrighty, so I might have lied a little bit. This wasn't my apartment, but I was staying here for a couple of hours momentarily.

"Now sit your ass down in the chair." I turn to look at the anime I was watching.

God fucking fuck!

I miss a couple of seconds!

I look at the fat man who was shaking in the chair with an angry stare. I shoot him in the left leg.

"ARGHH" He starts crying.

"Crybaby. You made me miss a couple of seconds of my anime, so you got punishments."

I sigh and walk over to the microwave to get my chimichangas out and walk over to the ugly and fat man.

"Alright let's get to the point. I hear you have a thing for little girls now do you?" I slap him across the face.

"You know there is a commandment of things you shouldn't do. You broke it."

I walk over to the couch and sit on it with my legs crossed. "Don't worry I won't kill you or torture you." The man let out a relieved sigh.

I look at him while eating my chimichangas and said while eating." Mhmm You knoo that I am sub one, ahem. Someone that always follows the rules. Yep yep. But you didn't."

My smile turns into a cold one. "You sinned and I, being the hero that I am wash away that sin, and to wash it all you have to do is a simple method."

With my gun still aimed at him, the whole time I pull the trigger and the man falls from the chair with a hole in his head.

My expression turns back to normal, "Well that was a letdown." I will finish this episode before I leave."

Thankfully there was around 2 min left because I could hear sirens. Oh well, it's just the outro but ugh it is still a good part. Eh, I will just finish it later.

I leave from the fire escape and run. Of course, I was wearing a mask but it kinda sucked that I had to use a gun since I normally used two swords. I started running and then I got to my man cave or my apartment if you want to be a brat.

I take off my clothes and go back to watching my anime.

I hear a knock on my door. Come on! Can't a guy watch my shit in peace?

I look through the peephole and see that it's someone that I don't have a good relationship with. I prepare myself and open the door.

"What are you doing here mom?" I said with a tired expression.

"I have been calling you for days! You should pick up!" She yelled at me.

"I was busy," I answered.

My mother just sighed, "Your father is dead."

My eyes opened up wide and then gave a smile and started laughing, "Wow, that old coot finally lost his immortality. He should've been gone long ago."

-Plat!-

My mother smacked me and looked at me with angry eyes.

Nevertheless, my smile didn't go away.

"You should be grateful! He raised you to be the man you are right now! A man that passed college! A man that has money for you to live in a rich place like this!" My mother screamed.

I chuckle, "You are right. That man had everything to do with the man I am now." A man taking assassination task. A man who tortures people.

A man who got his brother killed.

"Are you staying for the day because I can get food for you?"

She looked at me for a few moments and didn't say a word until she just left.

I closed the door and go back to my anime. It was now night time and I was still watching it.

Until I hear a scream that echoed through the whole floor and I walk over and open the door. "Huh, what's going on now.

My eyes opened wide at the sight in front of me.

My mother. Or pieces of my mother. Arms. Legs. Insides. and her head on the floor.

The screaming and crying that was happening didn't even go in my ears. My whole world was deathly silent I stayed like that for almost an hour until the police started to check witnesses.

A police officer was asking me questions and condolences at almost the same time. I was still silent. Until I finally muttered,

"Heh." I let out a small chuckle full of coldness that would even let a cultivator freeze to death.

"Someone's whole family is going to die."

-Some months later-

I have been trying to find the culprit for a few months and now I've found him.

Imagine my surprise when I walk into the building an army is waiting for me and the man that is the boss of everything.

Well, he is my father. I didn't say anything. He looked like he was trying to challenge me since every single mob had a melee weapon such as a bat. knife, sword, you name it.

I walk slowly and all the mobs start to run and attack me. I take out my two swords on my back and cause some fucking chaos.

Well, it was a massacre. I killed every single one. I of course got hit many times. The only man left was my father.

He was scared. "How?! You couldn't have possibly gotten through all those men."

"Maybe I'm just that amazing." I walk over to him, and my father tried to run away but I threw my sword right into his leg.

He screamed. I look at him and asked. "Why, why did you destroy your family."

"Hehe BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME. I was a rich man living life with many women but your mother got pregnant with you and your brother. My parents told me to stop playing around and marry my mother and then I was restricted,

"I cheated on your mother many times, but she still wouldn't get a divorce because she loved me. Who knew that you would kill your brother when I told you guys to fight? After I killed your mother, it was going to be you,

"I was going to kill you but all the men I have sent never came back. I knew you were hunting for me so I made a trap and got all my men to kill you but killed them all. You were never my son. You are a monster who kills his entire family!"

I let him finish everything and softly said, "And I have to bear this sin with the rest of my life."

I used my other sword and cut off his head.

I walk out of the warehouse full of the stench of blood and go to the alley. I stagger and fall.

I was bleeding a lot. I spread out my arm and lie down on the cold floor while looking at the stars.

I chuckle, " Well, fucking fuck hehe, I couldn't finish watching my favorite anime."

"I wish I had chimichangas with me to eat."

My voice starts to crack up, "And I wish," Tears start to well up in my eyes. "And I wish that I didn't have a broken family like this."

I feel my consciousness starting to fade away. Fucking fuck everything for me having a life like this.

I wake up from my sleep.

Sleep?