1 God's an Asshole

Wake up, brush teeth shower and all the normal things human do but somehow even more boring.

Walk to school, do more human things. A very dull lifestyle that almost everyone has or has had.

This went on for all of my middle school through high school. But dont get me wrong, I had real life friends and I played quite a few video games with my online friends.

I didn't look bad but I wouldn't say I looked good. I had black hair and grey eyes not that muscular but not skinny. I was quite average except for my eye color which isn't that common where I'm at.

But as I was going to school a little late because I had to fight a dog on my way there. It wasn't that big but it was decent size.

So when I was going through the street and following all of things like, dont be dumb with cars, and dont think that they will stop.

Suddenly a drunk man in a truck (or high) was driving a little too fast and didn't stop in time.He also had a verl large beard and lots of wrinkles.

You know what happened. I got my ribs broken my spine got fucked up and a hell of a concussion. But the funny thing is that he kept on driving.

And if you didn't think my injuries weren't enough than here you go.

It sounded like someone was breaking sticks in the park but instead of sticks they were my legs and arms being ran over on the highway.

Yadda yadda, it hurt lots, yadda yadda I want to die. Just the normal stuff that goes through your mind if you weren't given a massive concussion. 

My brain was more like "MMMMMMMM beep beep beep"

Yadda yadda, ambulance was too late and I died.

Some weird stuff happened where everything around me (which was nothing right now) started to brighten until everything was a looking like a sci fi movies interrogation room.

Some weird guy with a really long beard and way too many wrinkles appeared in front of me and started talking about how he had to kill me or something. It felt like I've seen him before.

And his ethereal voice that sounded like it was echoing of of the air said.

God?" You are a neccessary sacrifice for the cause of saving one of your worlds parallel versions. This is a very big problem because if even one of the parallel versions are destroyed all of the other versions will be destroyed. And you will be the one to stop the destruction of it, you will be their Hero!"

"No"

God?"Great you agreed now lets-

Did you say no?"

"Yep"

God?"Why? Why would you turn down such a great offer!"

"Becuse if you brought me here shouldn't you be able to go there and do it yourself."

God?"Well... i... Fuck you! You ruined my plan! I just wanted to have some fun and see what would happen if I did this!"

"Does that mean you killed me?"

God?"Well now that you've already ruined my plan I can just tell you about it, and yes I did kill you. I was going to bring another guy after you to be the demon lords that would attack the world and then you would save it, and be renowned in history as the first hero. And then I would kill you the day after you win and send you to be the next demon lord, bring another guy to be the next guy to kill you. The fights are going to be very entertaining to watch."

"Your sick! Is what I would would say if didn't think that would be entertaining to watch. And still no, I won't be the hero"

God?"You know you've made me not l Iike you? Because I'm still reincarnating  you whether you like it or not, but not as a hero or a demon lord, you won't even be on that parallel version!"

"Are you bipolar or something? Because you're giving me that vibe."

God?"Fuck you"

"Do you have anger issues?"

God?"I hate you"

"Do you have family issues? Your parent divorce? Because your not that jolly right now."

God?"You know what! You're not even going to be a human anymore for that!"

"So what are you going to turn me into huh? A dolphin? Maybe a--

God?"Goodbye, oh and you're going to be a Demon."

As soon as he said that a very loud noise similar to that of a plane's engine came from behind me. And before I could look I back i was pulled into something.

When I was in there all I could see was an ocean of swirling purples and blues. It was swirling through the air around me and started encasing me in the colors.

I tried to run away but I was floating in the air, which was also the living colors. I couldn't do anything but get trapped by it.

Once I was inside I couldn't open my eyes and it felt wrong to be in there.

It was hard to explain how it felt in there. It was hot yet cold, it was moist yet dry and it felt like I was moving slower.

I didn't have to care much about that though as i was only in there for 5 seconds at most.

And I got sent through another portal and got thrown into another place.

I fell out of the portal and hit my face on the grass... oh, there's grass now.

I slowly got up and started looking around.

Mmhmm there's trees all around me, there's a small creek over to my right, and there's a bear to my left.

Quite nice except for the bear. At least it's not looking at me right now. I should probably start moving away from ok m the beat that's looking away from me.

I quietly walked away while staring at the bear until I was far enough away that it wouldn't be able to see me.

I looked at a tree in front of me and started to lean onto it with my back on the tree.

"Where the hell am i?"

I said while sighing.

"And didn't the bipolar god say I was a demon or smething?"

I rubbed my forehead but felt something that shouldn't be there.

"What The Fuck."

"Why do I have horns!?"

There were two horns that were pointing out of my forehead right under my head. They are around 5 inches long.

I was panicking. 

'There might be more changes on my body' 

I checked where my best friend that I've had my entire life was.

'Good, it's still there' 

I then checked my back and found something suprising.

I had a tail. Not like a lizard or wolf tail. Like a demon tail. It was long and skinny, and it ended in a flat spade. Like the spades card. It was also a light shade of red not pink but not actually red.

'What the fuck did god do to me?'