MEETING THE GOLDEN TRIO

PREVIOUSLY ON MULTIVERSE CAFE....EHM DEADPOOL THROUGHOUT THE MULTIVERSE

Wade D Wilson (emrys)

heir to house emrys

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WHAT DA FUCK!!

suddenly time stops and a note appears infront of me

"Thought it would be funny

cause chaos,kill voldy and have fun"

love rob

heh nice.

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KINGSCROSS STATION

WADE POV

I'm currently looking at the weasley matriarch leading her gaggle of red heads to platform 9 1/3 quarters ,while shouting out aloud about muggles..sigh how dumb can a person truly be? nonetheless I shall enjoy sending the memory of this to one of my slav...ehm pureblood followers and tell them to get it to the dmle heh

talking about my followers,they were overjoyed to find out that instead of serving a mudblood they were serving the heir of Merlin himselves ,not that they would say such a thing out loud ofcourse.but then again the concept of privacy doesn't really exist when your lord is one of the greatest legelimins alive.

I walk past the legendary platform and see the famous train in all it's glory..and let me tell you it was......kinda meh,it looked like a normal fuckin train..sigh, I enter the train and find a nice empty room to sit in ,less then 5 min later Harry Potter and Ron weasley themselves knock and come in.oh what a coincidence, it has absolutely nothing to do with the slight compulsion charm I threw on them while in passing nah not it all its merely fate .

harry:"excuse me,but can we sit here?"

wade:"why ofcourse!,the seats are empty anyways and I'd love to make some new friends before even getting to Hogwarts!!"

harry and Ron smile and take their seats

ron:"nice to meet you I'm Ron,Ron weasley"

harry:"umm I'm harry,harry potter"

Ron turns to look at harry in shock

ron:"BLIMEY are you really!!"

harry:.".yes."

ron:"brilliant! is it true ,do you truly have that scar!"

seeing the poor potter get more and more uncomfortable here I decide to intervene,not because I give a shit just cuz it'll score me some points.

wade:"that's enough Ron, that scar that you're talking about isn't something brilliant but a reminder of something I'm sure harry would rather not remember.and though he may be a celebrity he is in no way obligated to show it to us."

harry looks at me gratefully while Ron looks embarrassed and stammers out an apology

wade:"now then I think I should introduce myself my name is wade, wade D wilson/emrys"

ron shouts out "EMRYS YOU MEAN THAT EMRYS" while harry just looks confused though that changes when Ron explains to him what emrys means and that Merlin was real,after that he just looks gratefull he wont be the only person that will have to deal with fans and fame .

we all talk for a while and get to know each other while becoming fast friends...well more like they get to know my false persona while I use all my willpower not to puke and tolerate their presence although that did not mean I didn't have my fun, no on the contrary I had quite a lot of fun,you see what I did was use legelemancy and dream magic to make it so from now on whenever Ron sleeps he will have erotic dreams about his rat...heh , and the best part is that the dream will feel completely realistic and will leave lingering feelings...I cant wait to see pettigrew's face when Ron comes onto him.....heh.

besides that the rest mostly went according to canon beside.'s the fact that when Hermione came to get Neville's toad, I impressed her by summoning it.she then sat down by me and we started talking about the different types of magic that are taught at Hogwarts ,surprising her even more when I seemed to know.more then her and when i asked her if she would be my friend,you should've seen the poor girls face ,it was like she couldn't believe that someone wanted to be her friend and that her first friend would be a cute boy she met on the train who seemed to have the same interests as her and was the heir of Merlin! and boy wasnt that a shock to her when she found out.

regardless to say that rather then the golden trio there was going to be the golden quartet this time....that is along as Ron doesn't manage to annoy me to much,after all there was a bassalisk loose in the second year and accidents happen...heh

AUTHORS NOTE

I will try to update more