MEETING DUMBLEDORE

previously on multiversal cafe.....ehm ehm deadpool throughout the multiverse

heh I think I have the perfect place in mind I shift back to my child age and apparate out appearing infront of a rundown building with a signboard saying

WOOLS ORPHANAGE

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WOOLS ORPHANAGE

an Iconic place any true potterhead would know and it looks...like shit honestly forget splitting his soul into 7 pieces like a fkn idiot(smartest wizard of his generation my ass) this is the real reason he went mad...anyway i enter the orphanage and spread my shadows out trapping everyone there while silencing everybody using a spell becouse their screams were getting annoying like so what if you're covered in a shadow and cant move..its not like you'll remember it by the time I'm done anyway..honestly muggles

after that I systematically use legiliemncy to manipulate their memories, delete some ,add some you know the usual..the reason I'm carefull is becouse even if Dumbledore or someone else checks their memories they wont find any discrepancies.after absorbing all those skills most especially of lord rosier(he might have been a idot but he was a very skilled duelist and had excellent occlumancy barriers (as he was a lord )my legitimacy and occlumeny have increased by leaps and bounds. though my mental shields might not be able to keep out a serious dumbles or voldi yet If the did a casual mind scan or even a semi-serious mind probe they would only find what I want them to also not even dumbles would be mad enough to do a full legilomency scan of a child not to mention who the fuck would believe that a muggleborn child would have shields strong enough to show false memories hence needs a full scan ? by the time I'm done everybody here knows me as the angel of the orphanage someone who helps and cares for everybody even the bullys who becouse of it felt ashamed and stopped bullying.....heh

after I'm done I release them and for lack of a better word reboot them.

matron:oh wade sweety what were you doing out so late?

wade:nothing mam I was just taking a walk isn't nature so beautiful!

matron: oh wade that's so like you,now go on and eat your food before it gets cold.

wade:yes mam(as if I'll eat that sludge u pimple bitch)

13 days later

these past 2 weeks have been the fkn worst it has taken literally everything in my control not to kill these fucks..but it's all worth it becouse of the letter infront of me my Hogwarts letter is finally here!!

wade :"muhahahahah"

matron: wade sweety are you ok?

wade:ehm yes mam sorry I read a really funny joke in my book

matron:oh ok sweety enjoy

damnit all cant a man maniacaly laugh in peace?

DUMBOLDORES POV

I was eating a lemondrop and relaxing while reading the list of new students when I read a name and address and almost choked on my lemon drop

Mr Wade D Wilson

largest room

wools orphanage London

what are the chances of 2 muggleborns being found in the same orphanage in a single lifetime? I know that this doesn't mean anything and that it would be unfair of the boy for me to compare him to Tom just because of this but still I think instead of Minerva I'll go to pick up this particular student myself..just to give my self peace of mind

NEXT DAY AT WOOLS

I enter wools and meet the matron

albus":goodmorning mam I'm here becouse one of the children here a boy by the name of Wade D Wilson has been excepted to our school for the gifted l"

matron:oh how wonderfull!! if anyone deserves this opportunity its wade!

happy with her response as it's the exact opposite of what the previous matron had for Tom I let my curiosity get the best of me and use legilomency to scan her and memories

and I am truly ashamed to say that I flinched when I saw the boys red eyes as they reminded me off Tom but after I scanned through the rest of the memories I couldn't help but feel joy as this boy was the exact opposite of Tom...NO he is what Tom should've been in the first place

hes a genius just like Tom but instead of looking down on people becouse of that he goes out of his way to help them...I can not help but feel happy that I came here today for I seemed to have stumbled upon an absolute gem today. I shall truly enjoy nurturing young wade into a respectable man and wizard .

after that that matron takes me to finally meet the young man

I open the door to see a young man with blond hair and red eyes reading a book hmm he looks to much like a pureblood to be a muggleborn doesn't he..I'll get him a inheritance test just incase there only 7 galleons and me and and Amelia have been talking about making them compulsory for muggleborns for a while now if it weren't for the interference of the purebloods they would've been

I send a slight compulsion charm towards the matron to leave us alone and close the door(authors note;pedo alert!!)

wade looks up at me and closes his book

wade:may I ask who you may be sir?

I sit down and tell him about myself and about Hogwarts while giving the same speech given to muggleborns and demonstrating a few simple spells.while watching how his face goes from shock to astonishment and I dont fail to notice a single tear escape his eyes a bit worried to the reason I slightly scan his thoughts

it turned out he was worried he was evil since that's what the local church thought of magic users (foolish ignorant muggles,no better then the purebloods I say ) but when he used his magic to save a bird from dying(an impressive feat of accidental magic) he started to believe that he could use his magic to help people and now he is happy to know that he can do exactly that and that hes not alone

oh what a sweet child I will.make sure to take care of him.