1 FUUU@^#^CK YEEEEES

I open my eyes

I see Morgan Freeman looking at me with a somewhat amused face....wait Morgan Freeman..Freeman Morgan....Morgan....well unless Morgan Freeman has some sort of kidnapping fetish I didn't know of it worked it fucking worked FUU@^#^CK YEEEEES

OK NOW LETS REWIND A BIT

FLASHBACK NO JUTSU

my name well it isn't that important since I'll change it the moment I'm sent to the next world I used to be a thug(hey dont judge ) but an otaku thug one day while about to cross the street i saw a majestic truck about to hit a young girl and a teen weeb looking fucker running there about to push her out of the way...well as a well weebducated thug you all must know what I did

I pulled out my gun and shot both the fuckers in the face I ain't lettin no one take my isekai infront of my face

me:o great morgan-sama what is it,what is it is it a wheel I have to spin ,gacha,system or the classic three wishes .also can anyone take over a isekai like I did.

Morgan/rob Robgan?: I'm afraid I already gave the system and wishes away .also no I let you take over since I found you more amusing then the boy I was about to give it to

dammit who are those fuckers I wanna shoot em also good choice, good choice.

Morgan:thankyou and its unlikely since you'll be sent to a different multiverse and unlikely to meet them unless you yourself become a rob and search them out.

not surprised with him reading my mind(cuz hes a fucking rob) I set a new goal in life ,become a rob find those people and then...shoot em in the face

me:so then what is it o great and magnanimous one

Morgan:hmm I think I have something perfect for you

then rob snaps his fingers and everything fades

I open my eyes once again I'm getting a bit sick of this.

but all complaints leave my mind when I see what's infront of me a blue screen

RECIEVED DEADPOOL PACKAGE

includes Deadpool's powers and abilities: Regenerative Healing Factor. Foreign Chemical Resistance. Disease Immunity. Extended Longevity. Telepathic Immunity. Peak human Strength. Superhuman Stamina. Superhuman Agility. superhuman reflexes superhuman speed

master level martial arts skills ,master level assassin skills ,skilled linguist,ability to break the 4th wall and unpredictability

ALSO INCLUDES

custamizable suit

and 2 katanas (can be upgraded)

with 2 revolvers with unlimited ammo

RECIEVED WORLD TRAVEL

can travel to different worlds

their is no requirement needed to use this skill

RECIVED INVENTORY

available space :infinite

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muahahahahahahahahahanaha

I'm motherfucking immortal bitches!!!!! hahahahahhaha also what's up with this screen did rob finally realize that I'm better than whatever cunt he gave it to before and shifted ot to me?

then suddenly a note appears infront of my face

No...this isn't a system it only has 3 things in it

status.inventory and world travel

also since your immortal you can eat more then 1 devil fruit since eating them wont kill you and the weakness to water and sea stone will only exist in this world since the sea here has special properties now go and sow choas in the multiverse.

love rob

wait I can eat more then 1 fruit...oh the multiverse is soooooo fucked .