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Deadpool Is God

After a miserable life being a chew toy for his boss and overall meaningless to society he ends up in a seemly endless void with someone able to give him a second chance to really live his life without someone telling him otherwise. starts in Danmachi I don't own the cover image and I really based this fanfic on Deadpool Throughout the multiverse so if you haven't read that one go check it out its a nice read. Also I don't have a lot of experience writing and I write just for fun I hope you enjoy it there wont be any patreon or any of that shit when I post something its gonna be here.

Dextrious · Anime & Comics
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8 Chs

Chapter 7: Operation New Member

"That's enough Bete."

A blonde haired girl can be seen grabbing the man named Bete. Bete looks at this person that's holding him back however once he see's who holding him back he calms down a little.

"Aiz why are you protecting thi-" However before he could continue a shout can be heard.

"EQUALITY!" Wade shouts as he punches Loki in the face. Loki stumbles to the ground and the whole bar is in complete silence at what just happened.

"YOU LEAVE MY MOTHER OUT OF THIS ONLY I CAN SAY YOUR MAMA JOKES!" Wade yells at Loki who's still in shock as she holds her face.

"Goddesses!" x7

Seven shouts can be heard as they glare menacingly at Wade while rushing to their goddesses.

"Loki are you alright!" a green haired man calls as he checks his goddesses.

"How dare you!" the twins shout.

"In all my years I have never seen someone punch Loki." A dwarf says while stroking his beard.

"Everyone calm sown there has to be a explanation to this." a blond haired kid can be seen trying to calm down his familia.

"I'm fine just get me out of here we'll celebrate at the twilight manor now lets go." Loki yells as she has her face still lowered.

The Loki party leaves as Aiz turns around and stares at them but continues out with the rest of her familia. Unbeknownst to everyone Loki's is blushing hard as her face is completely red as she mutters to herself as they leave. "Wade"

The three sit there in silence as the pub goes back to normal with people enjoying their night however Hestia is looking a little frightened. "Wade aren't you scared that Loki will challenge you too a war game!?" Hestia finally lets out as Wade and Zoro casually drink their beer.

"No why would I?" Wade looks at Hestia a little confused.

"BECAUSE SHE HAS A LEVEL 6!" Hestia says as she hits the table looking at him anxiously however Wade shrugs.

"I have Zoro." He says looking at Zoro and Zoro nods.

"I can take them." he says confidently.

"NO YOU CANT!" Hestia screams at these two who seem to think they can take on the world.

"Fine then I'll fight too look at this!" Wade says as he stabs himself making a deep gash as blood sprays out. Hestia and Zoro look at this in shock however they are even more shocked at what he does next as the blood in the air starts to form into a stick shape as his wound starts to heal.

"This is the best I can do now however in the future I can probably make a sword." Wade says confidently puffing out his chest at his accomplishment and Zoro nods.

"PROBABLY!" Hestia yells out looking at Wade who doesn't have a care in the world even though he just socked one of the most powerful gods in the face.

"What is she gonna do kill me." Wade says as he shrugs his shoulders at Hestia.

"YES!" Hestia yells once again however is to tired and gives up as she slumps into her seat.

"What should I do with this blood stick?" Wade asks the two and they just look at him dumbfoundedly. "Tsk fine I'll just practice my control by keeping it in a solid matter." Wade says putting the blood stick on the table while crossing his arms. Zoro moves his plate and drink away from the blood stick not wanting to touch whatever Wade made out of blood.

They sat and drank until Zoro got drunk off his ass and Wade looked at him jealously because he wanted to get drunk. 'Its not fair ITS NOT FAIR!' he thinks as he walks back to the abandon church throwing his blood stick into some bushes as it just turns into blood.

They get back and he throws Zoro onto the couch. Wade picks up Hestia in a princesses carry and heads off to bed.

"KYAAAA Wade why don't you just ask me next time." Hestia yelps out as she puffs her cheeks cutely.

"Sorry I'm just mad Zoro get's to get drunk but I can't, I haft to sit their and watch him enjoy himself then carry him back, I WANT TO BE CARRIED BACK wait that sounds weird." Wade says then yells then calms back down as he pulls Hestia tighter into his embrace. Hestia looks at this and shakes her head and pats his chest.

"Wade don't worry if you ty hard enough you can do anything!" Hestia says trying to be encouraging. Wade looks down at her bright smile and gives her a peck on the forehead and closes his eyes.

"Wadeeeeeeeeeeeeee" Hestia whines blushing a lot looking at his fake sleepy face and just shakes her head closing her eyes. Wade however is drawing up plans to get drunk as fast as possible.

'I need to go stea-tak-I mean liberate this city of the Soma familia while locking Soma in a basement so he can make me alcohol all day long MWAHAHAHAH!' Wade think as he smiles evilly as he drifts off too sleep.

Next day around afternoon

Wade wakes up as Hestia has escaped his clutches once again as he rubs his eyes and see's Zoro who surprisingly woke up before him. "Hey Zoro since your up lets check your stats and see if they increased." Wade says as he jumps off the bed and gesture for Zoro to lay down.

"Hmm" Zoro grunts still holding his head as he takes off his shirt and lies on the bed. Wade summons his katana and pricks his finger(he basically stabs it) as the blood drips onto Zoro back as it starts to shine. Wade starts guiding the symbols to stay in place as he pushes the light back into Zoro back.

"Oh shit I forgot the paper!" he says as he scrambles back to the table and grabs the paper while slapping it onto Zoro back like that guy in the commercial for flex tape. When the light settles down as words begin to appear Wade reads the paper. "WHAT THE SHIT!"

[Roronoa Zoro]

Level 1(+)

Strength: SS1002

Endurance: S 945

Dexterity: S 952

Agility: S 969

Magic: E 400

[Skills]

Armament Haki

Description: Allows the user to create a force similar to an invisible armor around their body. This allows the user to defend against attacks that would otherwise cause them harm.

Observation Haki

Description: Is the ability to avoid incoming attacks from enemies, and helps see enemies behind structures as well as their health and energy.

Conquerors Haki (Locked):

Description: Is a rare form of Haki that allows the user to exert their own willpower over others.

Busoshouku Haki (Locked):

Description: The advance form of Armament Haki. Allows the user to use their own spiritual energy to create, in essence, an invisible armor around themselves, providing incredible offensive and defensive capabilities.

Kenbunshoku Haki (Locked)

Description: The advance form of Observation Haki. Is a form of Haki that grants the user a sixth sense that allows them to sense the presence, strength, and emotions of others, as well as gain limited precognitive abilities.

[Skills]

No Sword Style:

Description: Use your body's physical power to emit shockwaves resembling his sword slashes.

1 Sword Style:

Description: Used to perform flying slashes, as well as various unsheathing and re-sheathing techniques are used in this style, mainly to defeat or injure powerful opponents with a single strike.

2 Sword Style:

Description: Dual-wielding two of his swords in battle with great power and skill, even incorporating unsheathing and re-sheathing techniques, as well as flying slashes.

3 Sword Style:

Description: Attacks use all three of the blades to strike opponents, cutting them multiple times or cutting multiple opponents at the same time. When performing flying slashes can create whirlwind-like attacks that have shown the ability to catch and strike dozens of opponents at once.

"What is it." Zoro lets out a little dissatisfied that Wade just slammed a paper on his back then starts screaming into his ear.

"What happened in the fucking dungeon did you slay a fucking mutant gorilla or something!?" Wade says still looking at the paper.

"......."

Zoro doesn't respond as Wade looks at Zoro a little unbelievable because he was joking. "No way you actually did what the hell Zoro no wonder you looked like shit you need to be more careful." Wade said shaking his head at Zoro's actions.

"Says the guy who just stabs himself to prove he can use his own blood." Zoro saying looking back at Wade.

"......"

Silence envelops the room as they stare at each other in complete silence. "What ever do you remember that guy we borrowed money from that one time in the alley like 2 days ago?" Wade said trying to break the silence.

"Yeah what about him?" Zoro says lifting a eyebrow.

"Well remember when I said that he's part of the familia that's huge in the criminal underground and black market?" Wade says as a matter of fact.

"Yeah those scum who pry off of others misfortune and you even said they get their own familia addicted to their alcohol." Zoro says with a frown clearly visible on his face.

"Yes those guys so were gonna take them down and rob- I mean, you know what no were just gonna rob them and steal all their wine so I can get drunk." Wade says not even trying to hide the fact that his whole purpose in taking them down is too get drunk.

"Okay lets do it." Zoro says shrugging his shoulders.

"Really?" Wade says as he lifts up a eyebrow this time.

"Why not they seem like scum and it left a bad taste in my mouth when I saw how pathetic that guy looked as he desperately clinged on to you for some wine, also when they surrounded us when I was barley able to stand up trying to get us at our weakest makes me furious because what I cant stand the most is people without honor." Zoro says still looking at Wade still with a frown on his face.

"Nice but first we need another member and I have the perfect candidate." Wade says getting up and pushing the paper towards Zoro so he could see.

"Really it looks like you have a plan so where are we going?" Zoro says actually looking at Wade believing in him a little as he's not just run and gunning like he usually does.

"The pleasure district!" Wade says holding his head up high.

"Really Wade this isn't the time to get your dick wet get serious." Zoro says grabbing his forehead trying to massage his sudden headache as all his beliefs went out of the window when he heard this.

"Well it has been a whi*Cough*No I mean the person I want in our familia works there against her will." Wade says looking at Zoro firmly in the eyes. Zoro seeing this looks at Wade for a second and stands up nodding at him holding the paper a little tired.

"All right I trust you." Zoro says still looking at Wade.

"All right lets go and steal our new member! but first let me use the bathroom those deep fried salmon is not agreeing with me!" Wade says rushing to the bathroom holding his ass. Zoro paying no mind to Wade actions looks down at the paper.

"Armament Haki huh?" he mutters to himself.

"AAAAAAAH JESUS WHAT IS IN THAT SAMON!" Wade lets out as farting noises can be heard coming from the bathroom and Zoro looks at the door in disgust.

Meanwhile in a random alleyway

"Please let me join your familia!" A voice can be heard.

"Come back when your stronger!" a voice can be heard as a boy can be seen pushed out of the door.

*SLAM*

A door can be seen slammed in a boys face as he stumbles back hitting the wall as he slowly slides down as he brings his legs closer into his chest. 'Why am I so weak.' the boy says holding his legs tighter.

"Hey young man." a gentle voice can be heard at the other side of the alleyway as the voices footsteps get closer and closer as the young man looks up towards the voice. "Are you looking for a familia?" the voice says as it keeps walking as it stops in a spot that isn't covered in darkness as the light shines onto the voice and is revealed to be Hestia.

'A goddesses?' the young boy stares blankly at the women in front of him as she chuckles a little holding out her hand. The young boy grabs the hand with both of his as he touches his head to it.

"Child what is your name?" Hestia asks as she smiles warmly at this young boy.

"Bell........Bell Cranel." Bell replies looking back up to see her warm smile and responds to hers with one of his own.

(Yo just wanted to get this over with and get it done so you know how hero boy joined Hestia this is really how he joined just some random creepy alley way and Hestia was like 'omg he wants to join a familia.' Idk maybe because he looked innocent I just think its a little sus.)

Meanwhile in a whorehouse

A beautiful woman with long blonde hair, green eyes, and fox ears with a tail can be seen sitting elegantly as she stares out into the window looking at the beautiful blue sky. "Don't worry Haruhime I'll get you out of here I promise I'll save you no matter what." a tan skinned woman can be seen anxiously trying to reassure the the women.

"Aisha do think I am even worthy of saving?" Haruhime turns to look at Aisha with a sad smile that can even make the heavens cry.

"Yes I promise I'll find someone who will save you just hang in there a little longer."

sorry if its shorter than ususal its just a build up chapter hope you enjoyed

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