A Giddy Deadman

**Warning for Profanity**

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It rained heavily nonstop and was thundering loud. The loud clanking noises as a hundred raindrops hit metal at once. The smell of rain, dirt and death were in the air and in the cemetery. And the cemetery looked as if it stretched out to the end of the earth, all covered by rows of crosses.

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"What's the kid's name?"

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"Alec." The tall man told the blue imp.

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"Rent another space, next to this one. His kid will need it." The imp declared with rain drops circling around him with no signs touching his skin despite not using an umbrella, his pure aura scared them away.

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"Yes sir."

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"Now go get the limo for me." The imp waves him away.

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"Yes sir." He replied stoically with the same extreme eyes as he had before.

But before walking away he removes his wet hat, wipes it and hid it under his trench coat, to not get it any more wet and then bows at the blue imp before heading out.

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As the tall man walked away, another man on a long trench coat went to the blue imp, asking in a cold, deep demeanor "So that's Sideburns aye?"

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"Mhm… well the actual name I gave him is Trench Coat Tall Man, but you know… call him whatever you want! TSK!"

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the blue imp turned to see the man, was Harris, a well-built politician with 3 right eyes, a short white hair with a bad hairline.

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"Oh what do you want Harris!" The imp said in a very annoyed tone.

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"Well… let's talk about business for once!"

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"Not about another assassination attempt on me? WELL that's a surprise Harris! Im genuinely shocked!" In a mocking tone with exaggerated facial expressions.

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"You've always been a clone you IMP. But well, enough of that. Let's talk about Roberta and Richter coming back to town." He stood stoically and dead seriously.

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"Nuh uh, no way, you got me fucked up" he swung his finger back and forth in denial.

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"Yes way you IMP."

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"Ah shit- well im going to leave town for a while then."

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"With the Sideburns?"

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"No ofcourse not!" he instantly replies pointing his middle finger to the ground, "Im leaving him here!"

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"I thought so…" Harris smirked.

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Harris watches as the imp walks hurriedly away to the limo, his smirk growing by the second till it reached ear to ear and a demon appearing behind him.

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"I work at a dead-end job, for an exploitative company, with an overbearing boss who cucks you! and an overbearing female colleague who yells at you for stupid SHIT!" Alec thought as he was finally discharged and is now on the elevator to his office.

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The old, cheap elevator felt slow and excruciating making him savor the fear he is feeling, as his boss and colleague is about to yell at him in front of the whole office.

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he just stood there leaning on the elevator wall, looking at his ID with his hands on his office pants pocket.

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"…" He stood silently till… he burst out randomly yelling like a madman.

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"GODDA- SHIT-! FUCK ANNE, FUCK MARK, FUCK CHRIS, FUCK EVERY-"

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When the door dinged, Alec went back to his normal persona the moment the elevator shaft opened.

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He thought as he walked out and the first thing he hears are the barrage of ringing noises from the phones, "I like the noises that the ringing phones 'cause it helps drown out the sound of your annoying fucking voice."

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"Oh, long time no see!" The chubby Anne with a curly short hair and cute hairband, greets him. Before she starts yelling at him.

"YOU SHOULDVE RAN YOU GODDAM DWEEB!"

"YOU WEAK LITTLE SHIT!"

"YOU MISSED MY GODDAM BIRTHDAY!"

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"I forgot it was her birthday… like I care." he thought.

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"YOU COST US A PRESENTATION!"

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"Shouldve done it yourselves!" he thought again as Anne walked him over to the boss' desk who continued Anne's yelling.

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"YOU'RE A GODDAMN LIABILITY!"

"YOUR ALWAYS BEHIND EVERYONE!"

"DON'T YOU FEEL EMBARRASSED!"

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"how about you don't you feel embarrassed?" Alec blurted out by accident, the words escaping his thoughts.

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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT YOU LITTLE PRICK."

Then… both the boss and Anne simultaneously yell at Alec.

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A few minutes after the biggest undressing of Alec's life, Alec finally gets to sit at his desk after so long and starts thinking about something but as he does so, Anne, appears around the corner of his eye again, right as he was about to settle in.

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"Goddammit, you won't even let me think??" Alec complained in his head.

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"Do this report, boss said."

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"…"

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"You okay there, buddy?" she snaps her fingers next to the ear of Alec, which he flinches from.

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"…"

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"HEY???? Did your father finally walk out on you??? Never taught you how to do shit did he?"

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"My dad was an asshole, he barely took care of me… he barely was even there, but that really tall man called him an amazing man... sometimes I wonder if he looked into my baby blue eyes and asked himself, "Did I father the most insignificant asshole in the 31st century?" maybe he didnt care about me because it was... me." Alec replied but in his thoughts.

"…"

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"Bad management skills, Bad social skills, Bad presentation skills, Bad- well… Everything said the boss." She creeped in closer, placing her head just right next to mine, "You're a fuckin liab-"

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"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!" Alec burst out, his face red and veins popping out of his neck and Anne was left in shock.

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Alec, who has given up trying to withhold everything, gets up and starts yelling at Anne, his boss, and everybody else.

"ANNE I KNOW YOU WERE GODDAM BULLIED IN HIGHSCHOOL but I certainly don't give a flying fuck." He yells directly at her face. "Just cause the boss took pity on your pitiful ass just cause the dipshit could relate doesn't mean you are free to do whatever you want without consequences and release your built up anger at the world. 'Cause of that I certainly don't feel sorry for you now."

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He then goes to the desk of Mark, steals his keyboard, and Mark did nothing at all as he was still processing the situation and just continues to look on.

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His boss looks on in shock as Alec walks in closer to him, holding the keyboard under his armpit before sticking the middle finger and slamming the keyboard to the boss' face.

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Alec then presses the button for the elevator, filled with a rush of emotions like excitement, joy, etc.

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And when the elevator door opens and he heads in, the moment it closed… he started getting giddy over what he just did and throws his hands up.

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"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" He yells out all the excitement and ends up doing jumping jacks but stops as it might cause the old and cheap elevator to give up. So he just starts biting his lip while smiling ear to ear instead.

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TO BE CONTINUED