Chapter 74

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Towards evening we left the room, terribly satisfied and tired.

The kitchen fluttered contentedly, but somewhat less than Pam, Harley. She made dinner. Pretty good, by the way.

Harley and Pam began to pop the latest news in Gotham to me, and I listened carefully and looked through the messages from the System:

Attention! You have unlocked a new stat - "Will".

You have a strong will, after all, in order to abandon the Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn group trap, you need to have steel eggs ... or not have them at all!

Well, the System trolls me as always, nothing new.

Then I pumped two more levels of Casanova and got +2 to stamina for my exploits in bed with Pam. Although here I protest, knowing from personal experience what kind of insatiable she is, then I should justly get +10.

- Girls, where is the Joker, and why is Harley not with him? - I interrupted the stream of their twittering.

- Mr. J and I had a falling out. I left him. - the blondie pouted her lips and buried herself in a cup of tea. - And then I went to Pam, she was on a business trip and we had a lot of fun there.

- I understood it and even saw it. - I smiled. - Are you a runaway or "released"?

- I was recognized as "sane." These idiots used old tests that were in use when I was a student.

Clear. So there should be no problems with Betts and the law.

- And can she live with us for a little dear? - Pamela asked me and began to flatter me.

- Of course you can, only this ...

- What?

- Take your tentacle away from me, please.

- Oh! Sorry, I'm used to having Harley next to me lately.

- I understood. - I nodded and felt that behind I no longer have that thick tentacle that threatened my "safety" in a certain place. - And that the Joker has not yet found out that you were together and did not try to return her?

- I tried, hee hee. - answered already Quinn. - Yesterday. Only Pamela beat me off, in a rather extravagant way hee-hee-hee.

- Pam. - I began to burn with a glance the blushing "queen of greenery" - Just don't tell me that you used them on him. - and pointed to these awesome outgrowths behind Pamela's back.

- Fine, I will not. I will not say that I have grown a huge liana specially for the Joker and aimed it at his soft spot and that, judging by the signals that it issues, they have not yet been able to get it out of the green freak. - and smiles sweetly. - They even wanted to prescribe to me that I "raped" him, but I was able to turn everything out as if it was self-defense. Although it was.

Yeah, poor Joker. I'm sorry brother, I didn't know what kind of monster I brought up. I hope none of the freaks wants to poke their way into my house to "take revenge", otherwise I feel sooner or later she will be imprisoned for rape, moreover, unconventional.

Perhaps the Joker needs to send flowers and a note so that he recovers quickly. Although ... the flowers will remind him of Pam. Then the fruit ... is not right again. Can I order special panties of "anal fidelity" on the Internet? Again he may not understand and still be offended. Yes, you asked me a problem Pamela.

- Tomorrow I go to the police station to Gordon for a "general report", I must be given a short vacation, we can spend this time together with the benefit of everyone.

- Wow! Cool, I feel this will be fun! Harley exclaimed.

Yes, I really feel - it will be hemorrhoids. Although, for the sake of such forms, you can tolerate it.

- Do you have any more news? Urban scale so to speak. - I clarified, otherwise they will be buzzing in my ear about new discounts in the mall for several hours, as they did before.

- In principle, no. - thought Pam. "Although it looks like there will be a festival in honor of the founding of Gotham City soon. It is said that the mayor has allocated twice as much money this year for its improvement as last year.

- And we also have a new "comrade". In our midst. Queen added next.

- What other "comrade"?

- Harvey Dent, now called Two-Face. - Pam explained to me. - There was some kind of accident and he became a freak on the left side of his face. Because of this, his roof went off and he began to "punish" all the criminals in a row. This happened immediately the day after you left.

- Yeah, it's fun. - I leaned back in my chair and put my hands behind my head, pondering and regretting that I could not prevent this. Although maybe I will have the opportunity to somehow influence him a little later, and still correct my brains at least a little. It's a pity, but there is nothing you can do about it. - Something else?

- I do not think so.

- I see. Then tomorrow after Gordon I propose to take you to the mall, I am in a good mood, so I pay for whatever you choose.

You have increased the skill "Finding Problems"

You have increased the skill level "Casanova"

Damn it! Who pulled me by the tongue? And how did I manage to say that with my not stupid head? My butt doesn't rest with this "problem finding" anyway. I hope there will be no excesses tomorrow.

And the next day Hell was waiting for me! And not in the station. There, Gordon, of course, got excited about the vacation, he does not shine for me in the near future, but he gave me three days off. And after that I went to the shopping center, where Harley and Pamela were waiting for me, and then ... Then my personal Hell began. I don't think Lucifer tortures souls as much as shopping. So that I once again, of my own free will, express a desire to go shopping with women? Let them hide me in Arkham!

Yes, I pumped Will, because +12 to will is not a joke and means something.

I also got +300 to my relationship with Pam and Harley. And at the end of this nightmare, I got another +1 to stamina.

Then I nevertheless abstracted from everything and began to simply drive chakra through the body, this not only allowed me to swing, but even removed some fatigue from the body.

Opening my eyes, I saw an animator nearby, which was fun, telling kids about ten years old about a new toy store. He had a very funny mouse costume. I immediately remembered Batman, although as soon as I thought about Batman, on the TV screen that I was in the store, another portion of the news was broadcast about his new feat of arresting some gang.

Betts has a lot of work to do. Actually, as always. And there is no one to help him. Yet Grayson, if I'm not mistaken, is a student, so is Barbara. And you don't have much to count on young Todd.

Hmm. What if…

- Dear?! - Pamela agitated me anxiously, and next to her stood a frightened Harley and huddled to the barrel of her friend. - Are you okay?

- Yes, but why should it be different?

- P-p-p-pros-ssto m-mister D-jay has the same face h-often it happens. - Quinn muttered timidly and hid behind the back of my red-haired beauty.

- Hmm. Clear. I just came up with something like ... although it doesn't matter. Do you understand everything already?

- Yes, we bought everything we need, even a little more. Pam nodded, still glaring at me incredulously.

- Okay. Then we go home.

Today I have a new training plan.