Chapter 117
Same time Gotham City.
The next day, or rather the night, of the heroes of the most criminal city in the world began quite routinely. Today all the representatives of the "Bet-family" went on patrol. Batman and Nightwing worked to apprehend a small gang. Robin, that is, Jason Todd, actively helped them in this. The female half of the team in the person of Barbara Gordon in disguise and Helena Bertineli, she has recently been the Huntress.
While the male trinity watched from the roof of a neighboring house from the store that they were trying to rob, how the robbers were being taken away, a female couple arrived in time.
- How is it going? Nightwing turned to them.
"A couple of robbers, one rapist, and a drunken stabbing fight. - Betgirl replied casually.
- It's boring somehow, you have it here. The Huntress sighed.
- Fortunately, today it is. - said Batman and turned to face her. "I would have preferred all Gotham crime to be limited to such trifles. But this is not always the case. So far, our city is quiet, but this will not last forever.
- That's for sure. - assented Robin. "And we're lucky that the police are working even harder. I am even surprised at their success.
- Well, I think it, thanks to this as his ... Ah! Yes, exactly to Isaac Dinklage? Helena asked. - Betgirl, why are you making a face. Is he your ex ?!
- Hey! This pain in the ass is not my ex, I would never have met this one! And besides, he's with that crazy Isley now.
- Oh! What a reaction ... - Bartineli deliberately added fuel to the fire. - Maybe you still ...
- Shut up!
- Betgirl is right! - "supported" his girlfriend Dick. "She wouldn't date him… as long as he has Pamela Isley. Hee-hee ... But, if there is no rival, then our Miss "Rapid-fire snail" will nevertheless deign to drive up to him.
- W-what ?! - even that evening on the unlit roof one could notice her reddened part of her face, which was not hidden by the mask - Why are you talking about a moron ?!
- Stop yelling! Batman interrupted her. - Understand the cave. Huntress, rest tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. I'm going to need help at a dinner party at Wayne Manor on Friday.
- Good. She nodded.
- Can I come too? - suddenly for the majority, but not for Batman, a squeaky voice sounded aside - And then my brother ignores me at home ...
- Mouseman? - even under the mask, Betgirl had a nervous tic. - What ...
- Girls shouldn't be swearing ... All the more so, - he shuffled with his foot - as beautiful as you.
- Whoo-hoo. - Huntress - It seems that someone has a fan? Congratulations!
- You go! He just…
The next moment he was next to them on one knee, but already in an expensive-looking suit "from Armani", in his paws were "flowers" of cheese. They were made entirely of cheese: stems, leaves, top and even a wrapper and that of cheese. At the same time, the tops of the flowers were white.
- Oh, lovely mouse-ah-ah! - breathed out Mouseman. - Let me give you these cheese flowers as a token of my sincere and pure love. I made them from one hundred and one types of cheese, and the white on top was made by me from high quality mold. Everything for you ... my love!
Batgirl instantly jumped away from Mouseman and hid behind the back of the Huntress, which was surprised to put it mildly (in fact, like everyone else ... except Batman). Even through the mask one could read the horror and misunderstanding of what is happening now.
But Daytime Mouse Hero didn't stop there. On one knee, he began to crawl up to the girls:
- Come on! Betty, accept my ardent true mouse love! We will be together day and night ...
- Oh no! - squeaked Batgirl, imagining this.
- ... In joy and sorrow ...
- Oh no!
- ... In fights and in bed ...
- Buy-ee ... - the entire female half of the Beth-family could not resist.
-… And when we are together, we will plunge first Gotham City, and then the whole world into the abyss of true love! And we will have many, many mice that in the future will cover the world and preach LYU-GOD-VL!
And then Robin vomited. Nightwing grimaced, and Batman ... it's Batman.
- Go away, from here ... this will not happen! Batgirl stated emphatically.
- But why? We're the perfect mouse family! Brother tell me? - and turned his face, wet with tears, towards the "older brother".
But Batman was silent and then turned to Nightwing.
- Clean up ... your tracks. And we go to the cave.
He had already approached the edge of the roof, but then he stopped and turned his head to Barbara:
- Batgirl!
- Wh-what? - Gordon Jr. responded in a lifeless voice.
- As the eldest of your ... loved ones, I give my blessing to your relationship. - and instantly disappeared into the darkness of the night.
- URA-A-A-A! - "squeaked" Mouseman.
- N-E-E-E-E-E-T !!! Batgirl squealed and fired all her beta ranks at Mouseman.
- Will we have a kind of replenishment in the family? Nightwing chuckled and said quietly.
To be continued…