HAPPY TIMES

(MC POV) where the fuck am I ?

a white envelope stamped with a ogre seal drawn in gold floating in the middle of the air

I grab it and open it up now you might ask why shouldn't be more cautious well fuck that as I read it says

DEAR T

as you are reading this you must be wondering what happing simple truth is you are my entertainment but here a twist I'm going to allow you a chance to join the order of NFG which stand for NO FUCKS GIVEN of course to even have a chance here a system which makes you a gamer psych dumbass okay what I am giving you is a AI system which gives you the chance to draw characters which you can either summon or asborb but you have to perform feats also there are sections like cooking combat sex any field but the person must meet the minimum but don't worry you will not become op as you can literally get any one like a guy from a ntr world which has godly cuck bicth skills so make sure to survive the

from GOLDEN OGRE

okay so that was surreal now where am I Look around and as I am feel a hit to the head

(UNKNOWN MAN) he looks good should I **** him now or just sell him this a tough decision well he is pretty I just sell him and get a cheap call girl

as he lifts me up my vision is hazy I can see his jugular as he takes me to his van I only have one chance I nudge my head and bite into hsi throat I feel the taste of iron it tastes horrible his grip tightened as his fingernails go through my skin he drops me and I fall on my back I turn over and see the man stumble on his face as he bleeds to death I try to hold myself up against a wall and I suddenly hear a ping

(AI) you have achieved three feats

first first kill you have killed your first person

second savage kill end somebody life in a life or death situation with only survival in mind

third challenge survive your first trial in life

system draw a character now

(AI) you have drawn nick fury universe marvel comics 616 management type character prepare to receive memories

as I hear that I black out ....….....….... holy fuck no wonder fury was so fucking paranoid it seems I didn't receive his physical fitness but that okay let get the fuck out of here let check if he has money I walk toward him and take of his shoes and find a pair of keys wow fucking fury I just got and now I got full character profile this quickly let go I get in the van let see ok this is good 200 hundred grand probably his good work ethic now where am i take phone out of the glove compartment let see Wayne industries fuck this what the year okay so if I am right batman came out 4 years ago superman 2 years ago it seems false will be born in six years