The Stripping
After the destruction of the Ghost Factory nothing of particular note happened for quite awhile.
Well there was one thing but it was both ridiculous and stupid at the same time.
To sum it up, basically a meteor crashed through the roof that had the equivalent of robots like Optimus Prime and Megatron though they called themselves Masculimus Surprise and Femitron respectively even though excluding the names they were complete rip offs of the original.
Though at the time Panty and Stocking were fighting for dumb reasons again and somehow though the cores of both of the ripoffs were candy and ate them turning into their own versions of the orginal only being Panty being like Optimus and Stocking like Megatron.
And so the war of the hoes began and it went on for 20 long years of never ending conflict, which is to say it went on for like a week.
And for some reason the prize that they were fighting over was me of all things but I just didn't care and stayed the hell out of it.
Brief, being the nerd he is, was fan boying over the robots and made the two orginal make amends, so they decided to work together, and there goal? The eradication of all life on Earth.
I wasn't really surprised but when the two idiots realized that the robots were ghosts they made up, sort of, and killed them before they could do any real harm and losing there robot forms but for every robot that they had they turned into loads upon loads of coins.
Unfortunately they were alien heaven coins with a 1:1000 ratio to equal one real heaven coin, so basically all together it was only worth like 5 real coins.
But yeah after that nothing much else of note only-
"ARE YOU HOES FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!" I heard Garter shout out at the two sisters as I was coming down the stairs from getting up.
"The hell is it now?" I say as I head to the kitchen to get me some coffee.
"These two idiots have been wrecking the cathedral and the city with all the shit that's been going on here! We barely have any money left, and to top it all off these two hoes are spending fuck tons of money on completely useless shit!" Garter kept shouting out at them but they both didn't seem to care.
"Blah, blah, blah, quit being a whiny baby, it's not that bad." Panty said as she was doing her nails with designer, Gucci made, nail polish.
"Don't give me that shit you two little shits! Designer handbags, clothes, underwear, sex toys, gourmet sweets! All of that shit you don't fuckin need at all as you waste all the fucking money we have on that shit?!?!" Garter was clearly having a brain aneurysm with how pissed he was with the two of them.
"Pfft, please, what money problems do we even have? Isn't Jacket rich, like, a multimillionaire or something?" Stocking said as she was eating some gold leaf topped sweets from Dubai.
"Uhh yeah I am, but news flash girls, that's my money, and I'm not going to let you both go to town on my credit cards to get stupid shit, only time I give Garter money is when I break stuff, like when I busted in here in the beginning and anytime I was the reason for the city getting wrecked, which isn't a lot." I say as I throw them under the bus and let them deal with it themselves instead.
"See?! At least someone is responsible for the destruction made when you all killed ghosts! If he didn't we'd already be broke as shit!" Garter kept complaining which finally got on Panties nerves.
"Alright fuckin fine! We will go out and make our own money you crybaby! Will show you how easy it is to make money in the first place anyway!" Panty said as she got all up in Garters face.
"Pfft, I fuckin doubt it, you think it's easy to get that much money? You honestly believe you can get three million dollars, that's to cover all the shit you bought recently, in just three days? Cause if you can't then you can't go and get random shit anymore cause we clearly can't afford it!" Garter said back.
"Also you can't ask for money from someone like Jacket, you got to earn it or else it doesn't mean anything!" Garter said while pointing at me.
"Not like I was going to give free hand outs anyway." I say after drinking the last of my coffee before grabbing my jacket and heading out.
They are gonna have to figure it out themselves with how to make the money they need.
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Two days later.
"Sorry guys but this is my win again." I say with a grin as I take money from a bunch of multimillionaires here at the Devils High Roller Club.
"My, my, you seem to be winning plenty of money here today Jacket." A familiar yet annoying voice appears as I I turn to see who's talking to me.
"Oh if it isn't Suit! How have you been since we last met? You were in a pretty rough state back then." I say with a smirk which pisses him off.
"Why Thank You for that I really did Enjoy being bed ridden for a few days to recuperate from that." He said through his teeth with a heavy bit of sarcasm in his voice.
"So why are you here anyway? Besides taking money from those loser who really don't know how to play poker I haven't done anything to bust your balls after all?" I say as I hand the chips to the dealer who took them all to be exchanged for cold hard cash for me.
"No you haven't, but I'm willing to pay a five hundred million for you to stay out of our business for the next day." He says as he snaps his fingers as 5 bodyguards come up to us holding 5 suitcases with each holding one hundred million each before clearing the poker table and keeping others out as they opened the suitcases for me to see.
My eyes go wide a bit as my hat pops off while my hair turns more Afro like as I take a hit from one of my cigarettes in surprise at what I see.
After my momentary surprise i smooth out my hair and flick my cigarette away before grabbing my hat, "So you want me to stay out of your way for the day? Alright, but I need to know why I'm taking this bribe?" I say as I fix my hat back on my head.
"Well it's not like you won't know but it seems Panty and Stocking are at my casino and are winning a lot of money, but we are going to make those winnings into losses in the end." He says with a sneer on his face.
So you want to financially bankrupt them? Fine not like I care, but you can't stop me from going to watch now will you?" I say before snapping my fingers and having those suitcases closed and taken to one of my luxury cars to hold the cash before sending it off to my villa.
Mind you I have that much money in total but only one hundred million is in spendable cash as the rest is in assets and stocks instead.
"Well I won't help them, but I am going to watch you when you inevitably crash and burn." I say twirling my car keys as I exit the club.
"Oh please, do you think those two can out smart my girls any day of the week?" Suit said as I walked away.
"No, but they are the hero's and in the end the villian of the week always crashes and burns even if they come back for several rounds more, so I'm just going to enjoy the show." I said with a smug grin that just pissed him off even more as I headed out of the club.
(N) Suit is mostly all that is bad in Hifumi while Jacket is mostly what is good in Hifumi, though neither are pure good or evil as they are still the same person but their personalities differ enough that they get on each others nerves.
So with that said I got into my Maserati and went straight to the Hells Casino to see what the hell is going on.
The second I got there I was invited to the upper levels as I was a high roller member, but when I got there.
"TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!!!" I heard the cheering of many men cheering which instantly gets my attention, and getting people out of my way I saw what they were cheering about.
Panty and Stocking were just down to their underwear with only their panties being left on, from what I could tell is that they were selling off their clothes to these horny idiots so they could bet more but it seems they are down to their last chance.
"BBBFFFFTTT!!! BWAHAHAHA!!! Oh this is fucking hilarious to see you idiots look like this!!!" I burst out laughing getting Panty, Stocking and the Dealer(Kneesocks) attention.
"Oi! Did you just come here to laugh at us you ass?!" Panty said as she slammed her foot on the table which was very provocative making the pervs cheer even more.
"Yes I Am! I am here to laugh at your plight, but how about I make a bet against the house." I say turning to the Dealer(Kneesocks)
"I bet they win this next round, not only that but drain you and everything of what you got, if I'm wrong, not only will they get naked but I'll even let you know who get back at me for everything I've done." I say placing my bet on there win in the next match I say slamming my hand on the table as I met his(her) eyes.
"Fine, we will take you up on that bet, now ladies place your bets." He(she) says before turning to the two.
"Go big or go home, all on 00!" Panty says before placing the 30 million they got from selling their clothes to have this much.
If they somehow win this the casino will go broke to pay their winnings.
"Alright, no more bets." 'This is where you two lose for good you good for nothing little-' (Kneesocks)
"Achoo!" (Panty)
"Ugh Panty! Don't you know how to cover your nose?!" (Stocking)
"…? Huh? Oh No!!!" Kneesocks screamed out as she let go of the ball without rigging it because she was gloating where it spun around before it landed on-
"00!!!! We won!!!" Panty and Stocking high fives eachother before the room was completely filled with a ludicrous amount of money equaling almost 2 billion in total.
*Plop* suddenly a black brick like thing fell out of the pipes before us, "Hey? Is that a ghost? Looks pretty pathetic to me." Panty says as she plants her foot down on it.
"Oh well, guess we should take it out." She says before taking off her panties, making her nude and giving everyone, excluding me, massive nose bleeds from seeing her completely nude as she aimed her gun at it and fired.
*KABOOM!!!*
"Well looks like you two got the money you need now." I say with a shrug before walking out.
"Have fun trying to get it all out of here." I say as I leave them be as I laugh at my others plight and wonder what he will do with those two sisters that failed him.
*****
First R18 punishment S&M next chap on the Demon Sisters, Yay or Nay?
I did say that there would mostly be limes than lemons, but there will be a few lemons mixed here and there in this fic as it's not the main point of this one unlike my others ones after all.