78 Ahh Shit, Literally Pt. 1

After introducing myself I went and took a seat, though Panty was looking at me while drooling while Stocking was showing somewhat interest in me as well.

"Well hey hot stuff, my names Panty, but you probably already know that so how about you and me spend some time up in my room where I can rock your world…" she said as she traced her finger on my jacket before going down towards my crotch however-

"What are you trying to do skank? You get it on with all the guys you want all the time, now a guy that's my type pops up before me and you want to sink your teeth into him like usual? Fat chance Whore!" Stocking said as she grabbed her sisters wrist stopping her from going any further, though if she did I would have stopped her as well.

"Oh lay off it Stocking! Can't you see I'm putting the moves on him?! I don't need your goth emo ass trying to get up on my hottie melottie over here, if you want you can have fun with him after my turn!" Panty snapped back at her after freeing her hand as they glared at each other.

"Unfortunately for you both I'm not interested in either of you, well to be more precise I'm even less interested in you Panty than your sister as well because I don't fuck whores." I say with a shrug as I brush past them both as they have shocked looks on their faces at hearing that.

"Hey! What the fuck is that suppose to mean huh?! I may sleep around a lot but I got the tightest cunt you'll ever have!" (Panty)

"And she is a whore but what does that have to do with you having a problem with me huh?" (Stocking)

"Yeah And? Panty you might not No this about me yet but if we all have Sins on us with you being Lust and Stocking being Gluttony, then I'm Greed, you think I'd share the girl I'm with, with others? Not a chance, as for Stocking from what I heard is you string guys along all the time that are interested in you which is a red flag in my books, maybe that could change, but for now I'm just not that interested even if you both are hot." I lay it out clean for the both of them as I take a seat on the pews and lean back as I end my conversation with them.

"Tch! Well fuck you too then." Panty says in a huff before sitting down and turning away from me.

Stocking just shrugged and sat in the middle as she wasn't as offended by what I said and compared to her sister she at least had a shot at him before going back to eating some pudding.

"Ehem, like I was saying before our friend Jacket got here, we got a mission from the big lady upstairs." He says before pulling out a scroll that says W.C on it.

"And the fuck is that suppose to mean?" Panty said as she picked at her ear showing how bored she was.

"It stands for Water Closet, or another name for bathroom." He then pulls open a projector screen before turning the projector on.

"There have been plenty of cases of where men have been pulled into their toilets and drowned from it all, and with this hint we got it's definitely a ghost that's causing all this shit to happen." He says while showing several crime scenes where people were found dead and halfway pulled inside their toilets.

"So come on you hoes, and Jacket, go out their find that ghost and put a stop to this mess!" Garterbelt said as he gave us our orders though those two didn't look that enthusiastic about it.

"Ugh should we go?" (Panty)

"We probably should." (Stocking)

So they get up where I follow along with them, after all I'm getting paid to do this in the first place.

They soon go down into the catacombs near the cathedral while I hop back on my bike, and not long later a pink topless hummer comes flying out of the catacombs before speeding off while I follow after the two sisters to where ever their going.

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To sum it up, it was a complete waste of time as basically Panty went and found a plumber thinking he was the source of the problem when he wasn't before taking him to a love hotel before having fun with him.

Since neither I nor Stocking wanted to wait for Panty to have her fun I took her on my motorcycle to a cafe where we had some snacks which she enjoyed.

Though Stocking got a call from Panty after like 30 minutes or so saying she was done but the plumber wasn't the target before saying we should head back, so we did and headed back home while Panty took the hummer, See-Through, home as well.

"WHAT THE FUCK YOU HOES MEAN YOU DIDNT FIND THE GHOST?!" Garter shouted clearly pissed they weren't doing their jobs.

"Oh shut it old man, we went out and searched around, found a lead but it was just a dead end." Panty went onto explain.

"And that lead was the guy she went to town on thinking he was a ghost, which he wasn't, so while she did that me and Jacket went out to go get some sweets until little miss Whore was done fucking the plumber guy." Stocking spilled the beans and made it basically all Pantys fault we didn't find the ghost.

"Well it's not all bad, while we were out driving I felt like the ghost was always somewhere nearby, but unfortunately I couldn't pin point it as it felt like it was spread out everywhere thinly." I guess a combo of magic and Spiral powers allows me to detect ghosts in a roughly 250m radius at minimum and 1km at max and even at max it felt thin and spread out like the ghost was everywhere.

"Well fantastic, but that doesn't change anything for shit! But whatever fuck it, we can just deal with it tomorrow." Garterbelt said before just giving up on trying as its almost dinner time anyway and another day on the case won't hurt anybody, probably.

"Aw man am I starving after all that fun earlier, what are we having anyway?" (Panty)

"Better not be anything spicy, you know I don't do good with spicy." (Stocking)

"I'm good with whatever, so long as you can eat it without puking your guts out." (Me)

"Don't worry cause I'm making both a batch of sweet as well as a spicy curry tonight so you'll all enjoy." (Garterbelt)

"Ooo, both? You really are treating us tonight Garter, well I'm going to go take a shower in the meantime so laters." (Panty)

"Well I probably should do the same, can't keep looking this beautiful without plenty of shampoo and conditioner." (Stocking)

So both of them head on out first leaving me and Garterbelt behind, "Garter we need to talk, it's best I tell you why I'm really here as I know things that are to come." I say before turning to him.

"I have somethings to talk about with you as well, and it's also quite important as well." He said before saying in a serious voice as she squinted his eyes at me.

"Oh? Well how about you go first?"

"Are you into bondage?"

"...." I didn't say anything as I saw that perverted look on his face as he looked at me but-

*SHING*

"Garter, say one more stupid thing and I don't mind cutting off your head, I might not find those two that attractive, especially Panty, but I'll make quite clear that I am a straight man, so whatever thoughts you are having right now you best shove up your own ass or else I'll cut off your little brother and shove it down your own throat so you can choke and die on it." I said while all he could see is the glare in my glasses hiding what my eyes looked like at the moment which if he saw them would look nothing more than pure white masses in my skull.

"Okay! Okay! Joking! Jo-King! You made it very clear to me so I won't try my luck anymore alright?" He said as he raised his hands in surrender as he was sweating bullets from the situation.

"Good." I say as I pull away the sword and sheath it as I hear a sigh of relief as Garter rubs at his throat as I make my blade disappear before turning back to him.

"So, what was this important thing you needed to talk about?"

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