1 Reincarnation... Into a Beggar???

"AH!"

A man breathed heavily, he was wearing a worn out, torn, dirtied robe that was very brown to the eye, "Where..." He scratched his head, 'Long hair???' He peeked down at his hair, it could be considered long in the 21st century--

Wait, considered long in the '21ST CENTURY'? Ah, whatever, seems we've skipped too far ahead, let's go back.

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Long story short,

It was a warm summer day when Lin Kexin was brushing her teeth, with the floor wet and slippery she accidentally slipped on the floor? Banging her head on the floor, she bled out and thus, dying the same time as Lin Kexin no.2, creates the outcome of time traveling.

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Long story short, again,

It was a cold, frosty day, at where Lin Kexin was residing, the thick snow rid of even the most tenacious plants, fog covering the windows, icicles that could kill, K.I.L.L, and ice making it a slippery hazard,

A few 'GUESTS' decided to come towards her pavilion, and thus killing Lin Kexin, but wait, let's see the long story short instead of the abbreviation, "Sister~" A girl unmanneredly slammed the double doors open,

"What do you want Ling Tingxiao?" Kexin scoffed at her 'SISTER'S' act, "Wuwu, sister I came all this way here to see you, why do you treat me like this? Wuwuwu" Sobbing, Ling Tingxiao moved aside for another person

"Lin.Kexin! Don't you know how to treat Ting'er better?" Saying this he affectionately hugged Ling Tingxiao, this action un-be-knowingly made Ling Tingxiao stop sobbing and smirk evilly, 'So that's how you wanna play it huh Ling Tingxiao.'

"But.. but how could I treat her better if-- if I know she's been hooking up with you! Juchen-gege..." Lin Kexin started to cry, letting loose of her previous feelings when she figured out that Long Juchen was going out to see Ling Tingxiao.

"Ah! erm..." Juchen couldn't refute to her words, they were right, and she was crying if he had ever seen anyone cry.

"Sorry for yelling at you Xin'er, it was on impulse... er, because.. Ting'er is like my little sister!" Juchen had finally gotten an excuse, family first, "!.. Long.Juchen! So you've been playing me all this time?" Ling Tingxiao pushed him away, making him fall on the ground hard.

"No-- Ting'er I--" Kexin interrupted with more sobbing, "So.. so you lied to me? What about all those other times you said Xiaoting was just a friend?!" She yelled, sobbing.

Juchen stood up, making his stature seem more intimidating, but her bent his back to lower himself to the height of the girls, "No-- but that's the tr--" "Ah? So you've concluded me as a friend?! The chicken lays eggs everyday! I think I know how now!*"

Kexin trembled in laugher, she snickered with her head down, making an image of a delicate girl crying over her cheating boyfriend, "I-- no! Ting'er!" Juchen looked at Tingxiao with a trace of sadness in his eyes

"I don't want to see you again!" Kexin shoved both of them outside and slammed the door behind, making weeping noises, she put on a still face and packed her stuff, "Tsk! Damned body doesn't have decent clothes that represent my personality.. bright purple.... gold.. red....."

'What the hell!?' Kexin screamed internally, throwing all the clothes out, "F%&! Has this person every heard of FASHION??????" She sighed and scanned the other boxes for better clothes, clothes that suited her more than the bold robes she had previously taken a liking to.

In the end, she chose a simple white, robe, no accessories, no bling whatsoever, y'know why? Being a woman is so damn hard ah, so many rules set ah! Being a man is easier, no discrimination as a man what~so~ever~!

"Aish, these outfits are too out-of-place in the crowd, so let's go with this one... hehe," She snickered and jumped outside the window with her necessities box, she put the white robe on the snowy ground, clawed at it until dirt was shown, and trampled it like it was Ling Tingxiao, "Screw this life! Screw Ling Tingxiao! Screw everybody here!"

As soon as she vented her rage on the poor white robe, in a span of about twenty seconds it was already a muddy brown color, up with unnoticeable dots of white left, as she spared NO-BO-DY.°

She rubbed her thin arms and legs with dirt, as soon as she was done doing that, she rubbed a good amount of dirt on her face and tied her hair into a messy bun with a simple wooden clip that was laying around near her junk, just as she finished her finishing touches,

She climbed over a wall, even though the noise she made was very loud, and the times she fell from the slipperiness was uncountable, her pavilion was always secluded, and isolated from the rest of them-- and luckily, she knew how to use a voice changing method, obviously, she couldn't shame her previous title of WORLDS BEST ASSASSIN!

And thus, she set off into the far distance, of course, she placed a decoy in her place, sleeping on the hard bed, "Nice view!" Kexin exclaimed as she climbed the wall, after a few seconds of admiration, she leapt down and started her journey--

"AGH.." She leaned over her back, being pulled by the weight of her necessities box and falling into the deep snow cover, "I forgot that existed," She sighed and groaned in tiredness, falling asleep then and there in the cold.. "Hm? Who is that beggar outside of the First Missus' pavilion?"

An elegant man questioned, flapping his fan, even though it was a cold day, with a charming smile on his face, "Eh?.." Kexin yawned and rolled over, shielding herself from being seen by the men, wait, men?

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Tingxiao is talking about how the chicken lays eggs everyday, and is implying that Juchen is eloping with Kexin behind her back, and Kexin is the chicken that lays eggs everyday.

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She stepped on it so hard and good, no spots of white remained, the white is her family, the brown is her dead family, she is thus saying, "I WILL SPARE NOBODY IN MY FAMILY!" and thus, making

the robe completely brown.

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