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Damn Really?

So my ex crush's ex boyfriend tried to kill her so i tried stopping him, than i got killed by him and now i'm in front of god and she's explaining shit i don't understand one bit.

seasonal_writer · Fantasy
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The Goddess

While I was thinking about the heavenly Beauty next to me and looking at her while my whole body was a bit excited.

But, in truth I was a big of a shy man so instead of making my intentions clear.

Clear about being a creep and a simp, I decided to do something else.

Yes, I decided to look down and make no eye contact.

All I could see right now we're her legs which had quite the look to them.

So instantly I turned my head a round towards the back and asked her.

"W.. where am I?"

"Ooh, so you finally spoke up. I thought you were deaf, but turns out you are just a pervert."

"What? Pervert? That's a bit rude don't you think, what gave it- I mean what makes you think I am a pervert."

"I am a goddess, I can hear what you are thinking about dumbass."

"Wait for real?"

"So I was right, damn man ofcourse not but atleast try to hide your intentions of lusting over my body would you?"

"Damn, I got my hopes up for no reason.im honestly disappointed."

"You are DISAPPOINTED? Shouldn't it be me who's disappointed that I created such a life form?"

"So, where am I right now?"

I got to the point without dillydallying, because I had to know. Was I really dead? But how, what happened? I don't remember anything.

"Hmm, can't you tell? You were killed by someone and because of the poison you are definately dead. This is the afterlife."

"Hmm, so I really am dead haa... So why did you bring me here?"

I really wanted to ask why I was bought here after my death. Is it like a common procedure or is there another reason?

"Hmm, for a pervert you sure are sharp, well we have a request from you. That's why we called you here."

"Hmm, what do you want?"

"Well, *snap*"

Sshe than snapped her fingers and sparkles came towards me and-

"Haa?"

"I forgot the whole procedure and went ahead to the last part. My bad."

"Damn, for a goddess you sure are a klutz. I find you even more cute now-- oops that slipped my mind sorry."

"Well than I want something from you."

"Hmm? What is it?"

Yaa sure act like you just didn't hear a man call you cute. I bet if it were James than she'd blush like a little maiden wouldn't she.

Well whatever.

"Well, you see. A demon king from another universe has entered the earth. Well we only managed to seal him at the crust so he'll crawl out of the earth's crust. We want you to help us stop the demon king."

"Hmm, well I have something to ask. Starting from what? What? What? What?and what?"

What the hell is this? a manga?

"As I said."

"No, you don't need to explain the same thing again."

"So will you help us?"

"And how exactly will helping you benefit me?"

"Well a lot of things actually, well how about if you defeat the demon lord you'll get all the wealth fame and power the world has to offer."

"There's no way you just pulled out a Treasure chest's dialogue."

"You know right, that both your mother and sister will go through a lot of greif and pain because if your death."

"Ooh yaa I'm dead aren't I. So if I help you out, you'll let me go back to earth?"

"Well precisely well let you go back to earth unscatched, also if you manage to defeat the Demon king than you can marry any of us goddesses you want."

What? What did she just say, that I can marry her if I defeat the demon king?

But, wait

"How exactly will I defeat the demon king according to you?"

"Ooh yaa, I'll be your guide and assist you through the whole thing, I'll be in your mind until you either defeat the demon king or get yourself killed."

"So I can die?"

"Well great reward carries great risks."

"And how does you being my guide help me?

When I asked her that question she seemed a bit angry.

"That's rude of you to presume that I won't be useful. I'm a goddess afterall."

"And how exactly?"

"Well, do you accept the risk of being killed and accept the offer?"

"Are you really asking me that?

If I can get money out of beating the demon king army,

if I can go back to my world and protect my mom and sis, if I can just do everything I regretted not doing.

If I have the slightest chance of making miss goddess my life partner than

what else would I say but yes."

She seemed a bit sad when I said that I would accept the offer.

Maybe she doesn't like the idea of being together with me.

"Well than here's the final procedure touch the cristal in my heart and you will get powers that are equalant to your hardwork and stress accumulated."

"I can understand the hardwork but why stress accumulation?"

"Well, the powers we have... Well we can't disclose that but,

The powers we have are basically equalant to the negative energy our body accumulates.

So the higher the negative energy you have in your body the better your powers are."

"Aren't you a goddess? Why is your power getting better from negative energy?

That makes no sense. Aren't negative energy supposed to be a demon thing?"

"Shut your mouth scoundrel, this is the only power we can depend on don't sully it with your mindless rants."

"O.. ooh, I'm sorry."

I reflexively apologized. I guess hse doesn't really like me.

Should I really tough her chest, especially with the amount of hate she might have for me?

Haa, I didn't even do anything and I'm already being hated by the most beautiful women I ever saw.

Sad life.

But I know

"Before I do this, can I ask you something."

"What is it."

She said coldly, she really does hate me doesn't she.

"Like will i get extra money for the monsters I kill?"

She looked at me for a second. She was a bit expressionless

"Hey you are a goddess so you might not have to worry about worldly filth like money,

but I don't intend to make my mother work so hard anymore. I have to do something.

You can hate me for being a pervert all you want but don't belittle my financial status."

She looked at me in astonishment and than

"Hahaahahahaahahah ah ahh.. my stomach, haa. *Ahm Ahm. Sorry if I came across that way, I was just thinking what to say to you.

Well yes, you do get money for every monster you take down.

Hmm let's see.

So there are 7 grades of monsters and the deeper into the crust you go to the stronger the monster level will be.

The lowest grade is F and the highest is S."

"The more I listen to all this the more it seems like a game."

"Well, it was made so that you could understand this."

"I see."

"Well are you gonna do it?"

I hesitated for a second and put my hand at where her chest was and pressed it a bit.

They were really soft but than I felt a spark run down all over my body and than everything became blurry and I fell down and lost consciousness.

...

There was an elderly man sitting on the big throne.

There was a truly beautiful women with black hair and blue eyes looking at the old man

"Master, was this truly the answer? We have already lost 25000 people because of the demon lord."

"Well this is all we really have. To continue humanity's safe existance we have to make sacrifices."

"But,"

"I'm sure this must be bothering you since you previously lost the man who you loved, he was a man who you supervised for before the current one and he died. I'm sorry about your loss but this is the only option we have."

"I see."

"Well now that you have a new Host you should start the search for the demon lord because The earth can't stand the distruction for much longer."

"What do you mean?"

"The earth's crust will break in approximately 10 years if atleast 30% of the demon army aren't taken care of."

"But, 30% is a tall order master, 30% means we have to take care of atleast 1000 monsters every month."

"It is, but if we don't stop them, humanity will end."

" I see. Guess we have no other choice."

"Looks like this young lad is our future, if the prophecy is true, than he probability is the chosen one."

***END OF CHAPTER 8***