1 CH 1- UNEXPECTED

In the Beijing a peaceful place for living life with full of fun,beautiful places and loats of girls you must be thinking how much good will it be to live a life in a city like that

Trust me i also think that but as you know its never happen what you have thought.

Hii, I am Luo Yang an 26 year handsome virgin who don't have any girlfriend

due to my brokenness.

I always was smart and intelligent since my childhood with wonderful personality

you must be thinking so why have no money isn't it obvious every guy biggest

mistake high school party girlfriend that you thought she is the love of your life

but for her you were just an attraction

and as you can think what happen next i failed my exams and missed my college exam become depress and my girlfriend leave me.

So now here i am working part time job in a burger shop at the corner of

market it's a boring job but has an own advantage i get see hot and cute girls very often

but my that fucker boss he always abuse me but talk to the girls very politely i wants to beat shit out of him but beggar can't be chooser.

As every other day i was going home after the work then i saw a hot babe who was crossing the road without seeing signal with her eyes on mobile display and earphones in her ears then suddenly a truck was coming that was going to hit her.

I thought that the time has come to be the someones hero i will save her become her hero and with my look it will be very easy to impress her.

I start running to save her and then i saw she moves back after hearing the horn

i was in dilemma just how

and then i feel like some thing hit me head very hard and i directly went flying into the trash box and died.

As things never go your ways me and my shitty luck

my soul come out of the body and i saw my body laying into the trash can with head inside and ass outside what a humiliating way of dying

As all people comes around me to see what happen that lady was still using her mobile phone i got curious just how the fucking hell did she hear the horn

i went close to her but after knowing the reason suddenly my one eyebrow raise in anger and i start shouting in the direction of sky god are you really fucking with me because she was just wearing the earphone but was not listening anything.

but wait why i am still here why is not anyone coming to take me to the heaven

god can you hear me come and take me and nothing happen after not having any choice i start showing my trump cards like hocus pocus open the way and blah blah blah

After 2 hours loosing my patience i shouted now what else do you want my ass

suddenly i heard a female voice that does not have any politeness was coming from the sky

that was saying you punky human i hear you wants to offer something to me.

i thought inside offer something to someone like you my ass(in tone of humiliation) as if i do.

So why did you disturb this precious time of this queen human.Medusa was just going to torture her slave in that show and than suddenly i hear your offer.

This fucking bitch one day i will fuck her mind crazy.

So what do you want lowly human

you bitc.... i mean my beautiful queen actually i died 2 hour ago but no one come to take me to the heaven.

WHAT what what a looser virgin like you wants to go to heaven whua haa haa haa

its been so long since i hear a joke that much funny with tear on her eyes corner

so you wants to go heaven than first you have to complete the test

Test what kind of test is she now taking about now

suddenly a huge and long rope come from sky luo yang thing himself does she wants me to climb this long rope of which you can't even see the end is she out of her mind.

human you have to come to me by climbing this rope to prove that you are worth of my time until then i will finish my show wua ha ha ha ....

You still playing around with me you damn fucking Bitchhhhhhhh.........