20 Omake 1

Nathan laid in his bed alone in his team's dorm room. It was better than being outside in the cold, and at least it was warm and comfy in here. Even after spending years in the world of RWBY, he still couldn't get used to the cold in this region of the planet.

Then again, he could have been out there, warm in somebody else's bed as well. He certainly had most of the girls in RWBY melting in his hands because of his perk.

And ever since he'd gotten his snazzy new haircut and trimmed his beard, women had been practically throwing themselves at him. At least five different smoking-hot MILFS down in Mantle wanted his dick, and he was pretty sure that the one who kept giving him the casseroles was putting a secret ingredient in them. She'd referred to it as her special "love nectar", but for the life of him, he couldn't figure out what that might be. If she was hoping to bribe him through his stomach, that was certainly a viable option.

It had been a little while since he and Ruby had done it back in Argus. Maybe he should take Cassy up on her offer one of these days.

His train of thoughts was broken when he heard a knock on the door. Nathan stood up and walked over to it, and upon opening it up, saw the familiar face of one of his oldest friends.

"Hey, Weiss," he greeted with his usual charming smile. It never worked before, but he wasn't giving up yet. "What's up?"

The former heiress poked her head past him to peek inside. "Are you alone right now?"

He nodded. "Yeah. Ren and Nora are out on a date or something."

"Excellent." She peered up at him with anxious blue eyes, and he suddenly had a feeling this wasn't just a friendly visit. But man, did she look cute from the angle he was looking. "May I come in?"

"Oh, sure," he said, stepping aside and gesturing for her to enter with a grand sweep of his arm.

Weiss did just that and moved to stand in the middle of the room. Her hands folded in front of her, where her fingers toyed nervously with each other.

"What about your team? Where are all of them?" he asked in turn.

"Yang and Blake are out together," she answered casually.

Right. That made sense. They'd been pushing that hard lately, making up for a lot of lost time and development. Yang and Blake had been blatantly flirting with each other at times, where it was really unnecessary and felt out of place. But hey, they really needed to fast track it along to give everyone what they wanted.

"What about Ruby?" he asked further.

"She's on a date with Penny."

Nathan blinked. That… was completely unexpected. "Oscar?"

"He's on a date with Ironwood."

His face soured with confusion and disbelief. "Wait, Weiss. Are you sure we have the same definition of date here? I'm talking about, like, romantic stuff. Not just hanging out together."

Weiss gave him a condescending look and a sassy tilt of her head. "And are you sure we've been watching the same show? Don't you know that whenever two people spend time together and have a single conversation, that means it's shipping fodder and they must be in love? Don't tell me they gave you a lobotomy when they cut that dumb blond hair of yours."

Nathan mentally kicked himself for forgetting such an important part of the fandom. Of course, if two people talked to each other, that was grounds for shipping.

But wait, did that mean... "Weiss," he asked nervously. "You do realize you and me are having a conversation alone right now. Right?"

She nodded gravely. "Yes, Nathan. I know, and I know what the implications of this conversation are."

He felt his heart thumping in his chest.

"So... um..."

"Nathan," she said softly, setting Myrtenaster aside and leaning it against the wall. "Yes, I've come to you tonight for one reason."

Nathan sucked in a breath. Dare he hold out hope? Next came Weiss' scroll, and she tapped the screen. Light, upbeat music began to play. It was like something he might have heard in Menagerie or some other tropical paradise.

"Listen to me," she continued. "Mantle is a mess. Life under a Schnee is better than anything some harlot has got down there..."

She set her scroll down, and her body began to sway rhythmically to the music which filled the room.

"The pussy is always sweeter,

In some Mantle mother's bed.

You think that you want to meet her,

For some sloppy seconds head."

Well, when she put it like that, it was true that he had no idea where those women's mouths had been... Weiss pointed to herself, still moving to the music.

(Under the Sea Parody)

"Just look at the girl before you,

Right here on the bedroom floor.

My beautiful eyes adore you,

What more are you looking for?"

He couldn't imagine looking at anyone else when Weiss took both his hands in her own and stared up into his eyes.

"Under the Schnee.

Under the Schnee.

Darling it's better,

Down where I'm wetter,

Come and take me.

Down in Mantle they work all day,

Out in the snow they slave away.

While we are fucking,

Your cock I'm sucking,

Under the Schnee."

He'd only ever heard Weiss curse once in her life, and that was in response to the news that he was Adrian's father. Hearing her speak so vulgarly here, he had to admit it was an incredible turn-on coming from someone as prim and proper as Weiss.

Weiss guided his hands to rest on her hips and pressed herself closer to his chest.

"I'm all you need to be happy,

As your hands explore my flesh.

How good would a post-sex nap be?

As our cuddling bodies mesh."

It would feel so good. So incredibly good. Nathan knew this without even needing to touch her.

"You can't get that from some strumpet,

Down there in the Mantle slums.

My ass craves for you to hump it,

And milk your dick 'til it cums."

A shiver ran down Nathan's body as Weiss' hand reached down to stroke his growing erection through his pants. If she kept this up, he might just cum, even without her assistance.

"Under the Schnee.

Under the Schnee.

There is no relic,

Only your swell dick,

Thick as a tree."

Well, that might have been an exaggeration, but it was a compliment that Nathan would gladly take.

"In bed there's no Salem to fear,

While you grab my nice perky rear,

There are no struggles,

But many snuggles,

Under the Schnee."

"Under the Schnee!" the voice of Neon Katt echoed, sticking her head through the open door and joining in the song as a backup vocalist.

"Under the Schnee."

"Under the Schnee!" the faunus echoed again.

"My peach is sweet here,

Go down and eat dear, Voraciously!"

The music paused, and Neon spoke plainly. "Hey, this is pretty fun. Do you think I can get a song too?"

Nathan did find it unusual that so many girls decided to spontaneously break into song about him having sex. Sadly, however, he didn't think that Neon was going to get one.

"No, sorry," he told her.

The music began playing again, and Weiss went back to singing.

"It seems that even Blake and Yang,

Have the urge to go off and bang,

Let's show some spirit,

So loud they hear it,

Under the Schnee."

Weiss' competitive spirit was coming out here. Apparently, she wanted to fuck him so loudly that even their friends would know what was going on. Kind of like what happened with Ruby back in Argus. If that's what Weiss wanted, then so be it.

Weiss' hand smacked harshly against her rear end and moved all across her body to emphasize the parts she sang about.

"My ass is first class,

My thighs are a prize,

My tits are legit,

And they're a good size.

My cunt's on the hunt,

For skeet and man-meat,

So boy please don't frown like this."

"Yeah!" Neon sang in perfect harmony.

"Your cock it can knock,

My poor pussy sore,

Ravage and savage,

My hips and my lips.

So please be my guy,

End the siscon lie,

With just one blissful kiss."

A musical interlude began and Weiss went silent. Rather than singing, she began removing the many belts which adorned her outfit. Her hips continued to sway hypnotically to the beat as she stripped layer after layer of clothing from herself, tossing it onto the floor without care. Finally, her ornate hairpin came out, and long, luscious white hair flowed freely down her nearly naked back. All that was left on her were a white bra and panties, as pure as her own chastity.

Nathan drank in the incredible sight of her beautiful and petite body. Her waist was slender. Her legs were slim. Yet despite her small frame, she had been right about something. Her breasts had certainly grown since Beacon, and while not as big as Ruby's, were still a good size.

The bombastic trumpet began to pick up in intensity, signaling for Weiss to launch into a grand finale of her song.

"Yeah, under the Schnee!"

"Under the Schnee!" Neon echoed.

"Under the Schnee!"

"Under the Schnee!" she chimed in once more.

"It's very warm here,

Between my legs, dear,

Try and you'll see!"

"Try and you'll see!"

"What's Ruby got? Some fatty tits?

I've got the hot Schnee virgin bits,

Enjoy my treats here,

Beneath the sheets here,

Under the Schnee!"

Weiss reached behind her and unclasped her bra, and it fell forward to reveal her beautiful pale breasts and perky pink nipples.

"Suck on my boobs here,

Eat up my pubes here,

Under the Schnee!"

Her panties came down next to expose neatly trimmed white public hair.

"Dig in my nails here,

Pound 'til I wail here,

That's why it's hotter,

I'm wet as water,

Boy you're in luck here,

Get down and fuck here,

Under the Schnee!"

The music concluded, leaving a very worked up and very attractive Weiss standing naked in front of him. If she felt any kind of apprehension or shame at being so exposed before him, it didn't show. All Nathan could do was stare in disbelief at the perfection of her body.

After long seconds of staring, he finally collected his thoughts enough to be able to form a response. "Okay."

Pale blue eyes widened in surprise. "Wait, what?"

"Okay," he repeated. "You've convinced me. Let's do it."

Without wasting another moment, he wrapped an arm around her back and scooped her legs up with the other. He carried her, holding Weiss close to him like a princess as she clung to him tightly.

"Really? Just like that?" she wondered.

"Just like that."

"This is because you've wanted me since Beacon, isn't it?" she pouted.

He smiled sheepishly. "Well, you're not wrong," he admitted.

"I've always had a thing for you, Weiss. I'm not about to turn you down if you're offering me a chance."

"Sex!" she squeaked. "Just sex. Not dating or anything."

Nathan smiled, and he laid her down gently on his bed before crawling between her legs. "Weiss, by the time we're done tonight, I think you might change your mind about that."

He'd had ample opportunities with Terra before going to Beacon.

He'd had a night of passion with Ruby as a refresher course.

He knew how to please a woman. Tonight, Weiss would be the beneficiary of all that experience. It was going to be the best time yet.

Nathan had wanted Weiss for two years now. He was about to unload two years' worth of pent-up spunk into her snatch.

He leaned down to kiss her softly, and he heard her moan under his lips. Coming back up, he gazed down at her with a confident smirk.

"... and you'll want it every night," he said as he reached down to unbuckle his belt.

Weiss may have sung about being under a Schnee, but right now he was on top. If she wanted him to rock her world, he was going to give it to her with zero hesitation.

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It's April Fool's day, so I thought I'd do a little prank. A crackfic to be exact, but one I did not write myself. The name of the crackfic I got this from is "Who's your daddy?".

Credit to Mallobaude from fanfiction (.) net.

Here's the actual omake. I'm still in the process of writing the next chapters.

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19.1: Banquet

Within Ozai's house, swaths of well-dressed men and women partook in the celebration of Azula's birthday. Unlike Zuko's, it wasn't just a private family affair. Political allies of Ozai's and their children mingled together, but Azula couldn't care less about them and was more happy about her friends coming over.

"Happy birthday, Azula!" Ty Lee squealed, squeezing Azula like a giant, giggling rabbit panda. "I'm so happy you invited me over for your birthday party!"

"Hey, Ty Lee," Azula mumbled back, returning the hug.

Ty Lee suddenly gasped, pulling away from the hug and staring at Azula in shock. "You… hugged me back? Really?!"

"I suddenly feel like I've made a mistake…"

She would normally give her friend a pat on her back in return or tell her to let go, but she had been in a great mood since this afternoon and unintentionally acted on her emotions.

"Oh, I can't believe it!" Ty Lee shrieked, squeezing even tighter and shaking Azula like a ragdoll. "Oh, my gosh!"

'Ugh,' Azula thought as she groaned. 'Knew it.'

"Did you see that, Mai?" Ty Lee yelled, finally easing up on her hug. "Azula actually hugged me back!"

"Yeah," Mai commented as she stood behind Ty Lee. "Something good probably happened. Happy Birthday, Azula. Sorry for being late."

Rolling her eyes, Azula gently pulled Ty Lee's hands off her. "It's fine, Mai. At least you're not trying to suffocate me, unlike some people."

"Well, someone has to be the calm one."

Ty Lee giggled, and Azula couldn't help but smile a little. Ty Lee was so happy, it was contagious. As Ty Lee bounced off to chat with Mai about some cute animal she found yesterday, Azula overheard some grown-ups whispering nearby.

"Psst, look over there," one lady said.

"Where?"

"There!"

Following where the woman pointed, Azula sighted Nathan being surrounded by a group of bashful girls and speaking to them with a nervous smile she'd never seen from him before. She found it quite strange to see him so flustered and thought his current shyness looked out of place. She'd normally see him with a friendly smile when interacting with their servants, and he usually had a relaxed grin when talking with her, her brother, or her mother.

"Oh, my…" the woman gasped. "Who is he? I've never seen him before, and I know all the eligible hotties in the capital and Ember Island."

"He's the one from the rumors we keep hearing from the servants' gossip. The man Prince Ozai suddenly assigned as his children's martial arts teacher a month ago. Did you not listen when I talked about this?"

"Oh… Oh. That rumor? That's him? Here I was, thinking they were kidding when they talked about how incredibly handsome he is, but now? I'm absolutely convinced they were understating it. I mean, I doubt I could remain calm if he even looked at me!"

Nathan, as if validating her statement, locked eyes with a nearby girl who blushed and hastily looked away.

'Handsome?' Observing all of this, Azula tilted her head, studying Nathan's physical features while she mulled over her their words. 'Well, I suppose they're not wrong, but why do they care so much? It's not like he's a noble or is a high-ranking military officer. Their parents would never let them marry him. The only reason he's even here is because he won against father's soldiers. That's the only notable achievement he has, and father made sure no one aside from the people involved knew about it. Honestly, I don't understand these grown-ups, but I'm sure I'll never be like them.'

"Azula? Is something wrong?" Ty Lee asked, waving a hand in front of Azula's face.

"I'm fine." Azula pushed Ty Lee's hand away. "Hey, Ty Lee," she called out. "Want to come bug Nathan with me?"

"Nathan? Oh, you mean your new teacher? Okay!" Ty Lee nodded, her face beaming with a bright grin. "Lead the way! Come on, Mai. We're finally meeting the guy Azula keeps talking about!"

Azula rolled her eyes. "I don't talk about him that often."

"Yes, you do!"

"You're being ridiculous!"

"Nuh uh!"

Mai let out an exasperated sigh as she trailed behind her friends.