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Cultivation is so hard!

Staying at home is boring! I want to cultivate too! Shen Ying, The 16 year old princess of Lian Empire, was so sick of staying at home. Her beloved Father and her brother prevented her from doing anything she wanted. I want to go horse riding! No, sweetie pie, it’s too dangerous! I want to do my own chores! No, cutie pie, you can’t degrade yourself. Then, I want to cultivate! No, it’s too violent for you, cutie pie! Then, when she went out of the court just for a breath, a truck appeared from a portal and hit her! What did I do wrong for heaven to be so unfair? She cried out. Then, she woke up with something announcing, “Hi, I will be your unparalleled cultivation system now!” What??? Join Shen Ying in her adventure to understand exactly what will happen in this bizarre adventure! (Since I lost track of the plot for now, I will be writing Yin Formulation. I will return to this novel later on. Sorry for the sudden cut.)

Shifty_DaoistMage · Fantasy
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22 Chs

Unparalleled Cultivation System, Unlocked!

The doctors took out their wooden clipboards that they always keep in their coat's pockets. Attached to them were a pen that was used to record down descriptions of illnesses. However, this time, it was used to record down the state that Shen Ying was in.

"This is the first time we have seen someone who actually got that package from Transmigration Today!" "I know right! It's so hard to get 10,000,000 good karma!" The doctors whispered among themselves. They had not believed that anyone could have gotten 10,000,000 karma, but the girl appeared fine after all the trauma she had gone through.

"How do you feel right now?" The main doctor questioned Shen Ying.

"I'm fine, I guess?" Shen Ying relies with a confused tone. Why were they so anxious to ask me this type of questions?

"That's good, that's good," The doctors scribbled it down. The patients who were originally watching the television had turned to look at Shen Ying. Why were all the doctors here for this patient? Could she be a legendary VVIP Young Mistress?

"What about when you collapsed to the ground? Do you have any comments about that?" One of the doctors raised this question up about the part when she fainted from the supposed "system"'s interference.

"Oh. I felt a headache and fainted as a result of it." Shen Ying omitted the part about the voice. She did not want to be dissected by the people of this world, as she had seen some unusual people who were dissected by the royal doctors to observe their physiology.

"So the God of Fate's power cannot completely heal people at once. Interesting, Interesting." More and more spare doctors squeezed into the already decently sized crowd. They could not believe that Ye Tian hospital was lucky enough to get to record down this once in a blue moon occurrence.

Shen Ying wanted to cry, "Enough! Enough is enough! Can all of you leave at once? You're bothering the princess of Lian Empire here!"

It was then she realised that she was in another person's body, and had no authority to chase them away...

Eventually, after Shen Ying's throat was almost parched from speaking too much, the hospital director appeared at the door. One of the doctors noticed him at the door and alerted the others, "It's Doctor Gao!"

"Good afternoon, Doctor Gao!" All the doctors bowed their heads to him in subservience, in hope of alleviating his anger. This was because of his wrinkled face having a serious expression which he normally used for scolding people. Beads of cold sweat trickled down the doctors' faces

"You bunch of useless good-for-nothings! Get moving or I will have you experience the God of Fate yourself since you like him so much!" Doctor Gao hollered at them. All of the doctors made a beeline for the exit of the hospital ward, vanishing so fast, as if they were not there in the first place.

As the doctors headed back to their respective wards, one of them said, "Thank god Doctor Gao did not dock our pay!"

"Your pay will be docked later!" The doctor who said those words felt like facepalming. What told his big mouth to jinx everyone!

After all the doctors were gone, Doctor Gal's expression changed immediately into one of excitement. As he walked towards Shen Ying's bed, he bombarded her with so many detailed questions that made her dizzy. Indeed, the old people were much more knowledgeable than the younger generation, much like her previous world!

Shen Ying felt like being interrogated while being questioned by Doctor Gao. He rapidly fired off questions and showed the tests that they conducted on her. At least she learnt that her new body did not have any damage dealt to it. After a while, Doctor Gao could not get any new answers out of her, so he left feeling disappointed. However, he promised to pay the hospital bill for her, in exchange for the information that she had provided for him.

"Whew!" Shen Ying sighed, as she drank water from the transparent object known as a pitcher. She had gotten basic knowledge of this world from her counterpart's memories, and would not be so oblivious of her surroundings.

Doctor Gao had a voracious appetite for knowledge, which had quickly exhausted her mind as she tried to rack up ideas to answer his questions. What the hell was even a pancreas? Shen Ying laid back on the bed to rest her mind for a bit. In fact, so much had happened in one day, that she wondered if she was living in one of the stories her parents had told her.

As she closed her eyes, she suddenly remembered something important. The voice in her mind called itself the Unparalleled Cultivation System and mentioned something about a starter pack. Maybe she should try calling that voice out using its name?

Shen Ying concentrated on forming an image of herself in her mind. Suddenly, a miniature image of herself popped up, in a void. Surprisingly, Shen Ying could control the small image and use it to move around the void. The small image of herself could only keep moving forward, and could not move to other places.

As her miniature self kept moving forward, Shen Ying could see a blue light glowing softly. This should be the voice that had appeared in the corner of her mind. As she moved closer to the light, it started flashing with greater frequency and a brighter light.

Soon, she arrived in front of the now turquoise light that was just shining brightly. It was locked by huge chains attached to a keyhole, exactly corresponding to the height that Shen Ying's miniature figure had.

A golden key appeared in Shen Ying's hand as she moved closer to observe the lock. Absentmindedly, she thrusted the key into the keyhole without any hesitation. The gears of the keyhole started to turn, and the giant chains started to grind against the turquoise light.

The keyhole suddenly gave way, and the chains that were holding the turquoise light back also flew backwards. The light started to expand outwards, quickly enveloping Shen Ying's tiny figure.

While this was happening, Shen Ying's eyes opened, letting out a bright turquoise light from them. Her whole body also started to emit this light, scaring the other patients who were back to looking at the television.

This event quickly ended in less than a minute, and the patients calmed down after seeing the strange girl stop emitting the light. However, in Shen Ying's mind, the voice said, "Unparalleled Cultivation System, Unlocked!"