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Cultivation Chat Group

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...

Legend of the Paladin · Urban
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Uncle, I’m Really Not a Scammer!

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

Once Song Shuhang returned to Jiangnan College Town, his sister dragged him to the hospital…

"Sister Yaya, the four medicinal herbs that I looked for on this trip to Guanyuan Road’s medicine store was definitely not for myself. A person I know needed these four medicinal herbs, and I only went to confirm! Really, look at my eyes, my sincere eyes! Is that still not enough for you to trust me? Sister… just turn around and look at my eyes, my super-sincere eyes!" Song Shuhang was being dragged by Zhao Yaya’s little hand, but he didn’t dare to struggle—his strength now was like that of a raging bull, so if he used a little force, Zhao Yaya would be sent flying.

When that happened, Zhao Yaya would be scared silly. So, he could only jabber away in an attempt to persuade her.

Zhao Yaya turned her head, and looked seriously at Song Shuhang’s… eyes.

A short while, she replied, "Shuhang. In your eyes, there’s eye wax!"

"…" Song Shuhang.