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Cultivation Chat Group

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...

Legend of the Paladin · Urban
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The blue-haired female senior and the turtle shell

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

Shiet, I forgot to use the shapeshifting brooch on myself! Song Shuhang shouted inwardly.

He could well imagine how f*cking shocked Tubo was going to be after seeing the exaggerated and explosive muscles of his body.

Wait, that was inappropriate. He should have just said 'shocked', without the 'f*cking' part. Recently, the country promoted the usage of more cultured words so that everyone would become more polite in the future.

Anyway... how was he supposed to explain to his friend the origin of these explosive muscles?

Should he tell him the truth? No, that was absolutely impossible! If he were to tell Tubo that he had developed these muscles after spitting silk and spinning a cocoon, his friend might start thinking that he had mental issues.

In that case, should he blame that company selling health care products?