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Cultivation Chat Group

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...

Legend of the Paladin · Urban
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Terrifying love

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

Song Shuhang searched through his mind with 'head' as the keyword.

Soon, he thought of his pet—Lady Onion's onion sprouts.

One shouldn't underestimate these onion sprouts. In theory, they were Lady Onion's heads.

However, if he handed over Lady Onion's sprouts to Pavilion Master Chu Two, the other party would most likely eat them all in a single bite rather than put them on her neck.

Obviously, the onion sprouts were not a suitable material.

Besides Lady Onion's onion sprouts, what other heads were there in his Inner World?

Song Shuhang thought while typing a message in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

Tyrannical Saber Song One: "Urgent: if someone wants to twist my head off, what should I do?"

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: "Fight them. Do you even have to think about this kind of stuff?"

Su Clan's Seven: "It goes without saying. Of course it would be to twist their head off instead."