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Cultivation Chat Group

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...

Legend of the Paladin · Urban
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Translator: GodBrandy

Song Shuhang slowly opened his eyes.

At this moment, the branches of his wooden body were very dense as they had also been influenced by the path of time. The leaves were working hard to take in carbon dioxide and transform it into oxygen and spiritual energy.

One must have the mind to contribute to the world like a big tree.

Devote oneself to the duty wholeheartedly, learn how to endure hardships, absorb the nutrients in the soil, inhale carbon dioxide, bear sweet fruits, and release fragrant spiritual energy and oxygen.

To make the world a better place, he was even willing to have his branches cut off without complaint!

As Song Shuhang moved, the rustling sound of wind blowing through branches and leaves could be heard.

His head, buried in the branches, seemed to have returned to nature.

As his body swayed, the time-related technique that the Heavenly Emperor had cast on him just so happened to dissipate.