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Cultivation Chat Group

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...

Legend of the Paladin · Urban
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Shuhang, If You Continue To Promote The Cemetery To Others, You Will Be Beaten To Death Sooner Or Later.

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

The Mental Demon Scarlet Heaven Sword pointed its tip at Song Shuhang and said, "Believe it or not, I'll stab you to death with my sword. I'll stab you with a white knife..."

"Senior, you're the inner demon, and you're the black blade. You can't be white," Song Shuhang suddenly interrupted Scarlet Heaven Sword.

The Mental Demon Scarlet Heaven Sword angrily slapped Song Shuhang's wrist with its hilt. "Don't count the white and black sabers. In any case, believe it or not, if the black saber goes in, the green saber will come out!"

"Draw the red blade." Song Shuhang carefully reminded him. "The original text is 'a white knife enters, a red knife comes out'. Senior, although you are black, you can't be green if you mix black and red."

"I'll stab your gall!" Heart Demon Redcloud Sword said through gritted teeth.

"Not the kidney?" Song Shuhang couldn't help but ask, after pondering for a moment.