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Cultivation Chat Group

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...

Legend of the Paladin · Urban
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Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

The demonic monkey had already guessed how things were going to end.

A beat later, this beautiful female cultivator with a pained and sorrowful expression on her face would stretch out her delicate white hands and smash its head, splattering its monkey brain fluids everywhere.

It was going to die for sure!

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But the actions of the fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group weren't something that this monkey could predict.

Riverly Purple Mist didn't attack the demonic monkey. Instead, she revealed a pained smiling face, and looked toward a not too distant place.

There, a sunshine boy-like cultivator had his sword raised, and was fighting bravely against the nearby demons.

Soon after, Riverly Purple Mist's body slowly fell to the ground. Afterward, she looked for a comfortable position and started to play dead.

The demonic monkey had managed to escape death again!