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Cultivation Chat Group: The Heavenly Court Returns

A man died and reincarnated into the world of Cultivation Chat Group. When he first opened his eyes after reincarnating, he was greeted by two beautiful faces. One of them being the Heavenly Emperor who became his Mother and the other one was Heavenly Way White, his father. Born as the child with the most terrifying background ever that should have never existed. You ask why his background is so terrifying? His Mother, a creation of the third Heavenly Way and modified by the eight to execute his elaborate master plan to restore himself. The organisation she rules, the Ancient Heavenly Court, is the most powerful organisation in the entire world of cultivation and his father, he's the worst of all. Suppressing the entire All Heavens and Myriad Realms in an attempt to become Heavenly Way, only to sell it to someone else and repeating it once again after. As the only Heavenly Way to have half-transcended the Way he is also the strongest of them all. Our protagonist, however, is not interested in any of this and just wants to get to Canon as quickly as possible to have some fun. Along the way, he inadvertently becomes the most powerful individual capable of single-handedly ending the current era. Read as the most powerful cultivator that All Heavens and Myriad Realms have ever seen, messes up the original timeline. --- Note: This is my first time writing so don't expect anything, if you don't like it then just leave This story will not have any harem, so don't ask for it! Everything but OC belongs to their respective authors!

Old_Thief_Heaven · Anime & Comics
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Chapter 76: The four of them are patients! Take them to the van!

As the sun begins its descent, in the cozy ambiance of 'The Dragon's Roar' restaurant, Gao Moumou, Li Yangde, and Lin Tubo are seated around a table, their expressions a mix of curiosity and skepticism. The scent of delectable dishes wafts through the air, momentarily distracting them from the weighty conversation that awaits.

Just as their laughter fills the air, the restaurant door swings open, and a figure steps inside. It's a young woman, her eyes scanning the room. Spotting the faces of Gao Moumou, Li Yangde, and Lin Tubo, she makes her way toward their table. With a warm smile, she greets them, "Hello, is this where Shuhang's friends are gathering?" She asks unsure due to her having only seen them on pictures from his cousin before.

Gao Moumou, always the friendly one, nods with a grin. "Yes, that's us! You must be Ms. Yaya. He told us you'd be joining us today."

The woman takes a seat at the table, her gaze shifting between the three friends. "It's nice to meet you all. Shuhang talks about you a lot, and it's good to finally put faces to the names. He mentioned that you would be discussing something important tonight. Mind filling me in?"

"We're discussing if Shuhang is a psycho!" One of them says as the atmosphere turns quite weird.

As their conversation continues Zhao Yaya especially was confused at this time. Gao Moumou told them that he was kidnapped by an acquaintance of Shuhang and forced to write a movie script. During that time he referred to his 'only friends' as senior and whatnot. It seemed he was suffering some mental diseases.

She didn't believe it at the very beginning. After hearing their narration, she started to become dubious. A few months ago, when she was racing with her car, she felt Song Shuhang was a little bit weird. After easily carrying his father and his father's friends upwards from a cliff she saw some weird car documents belonging to Shuhang!

As a saying goes, there is a small difference between a talented individual and a psycho! "Many people were a psychos, and still produced many masterworks. Looking at the trailer of his movie, could it be that the success of Song Shuhang was because he was also a psycho?" Li Yangde said in puzzlement.

"Li Yangde, just stop guessing and trust us!" Gao Moumou shook his head and exclaimed, "Anyway, when he arrives, let's sit and talk together, and you'll know everything! Actually, I also believe he has lost his mind!"

Li Tubo picked up his cup and took a sip. Then he said casually, "I was imprisoned for weeks because of his 'online friends' I never heard of before and when I finally got to talk to Shuhang, he forced me to write a movie script for him. Tell me, if he isn't a psycho, what is he?"

The two of them were about to start a quarrel. Lin Tubo said hurriedly, "OK, that's enough! Just cut the crap! By the way Miss Zhao, is the mental hospital's van coming?"

Zhao Yaya nodded. "Yes! I've told the doctor of the mental hospital. I guess they will come soon! Later, you should take your friend into the van. I'm afraid, his mental state could scare his parents someday!"

"Damn! We can't take him to the hospital! We haven't confirmed he is a psycho! Anyway, let me talk with Song Shuhang first!" Li Yangde didn't know what to say. Gao Moumou, Lin Tubo and Zhao Yaya were too reckless. They guessed Song Shuhang was a psycho, so they decided to send him to the mental hospital.

Zhao Yaya rolled her eyes. "Do you think I want to do this? This is one of the best mental hospitals in China!"

While the three of them were talking, Song Shuhang had stepped into the Restaurant. He walked into the corridor, going to the room his roommates and cousin were in.

When he reached the room and was about to knock on the door, he heard the conversation in the room.

"Moumou, Tubo, Ms. Zhao, when Shuhang arrives, please don't say anything stupid! Let me do the talking!"

"Li Yangde, I can't agree with you! Even if Shuhang is really a psycho, I, Lin Tubo, will still treat him as my friend! How could I say something stupid?"

"Please don't mention the psycho! We haven't confirmed it yet!"

"Heh-heh, don't blame my rudeness. Song Shuhang said cultivation exists, and he wants to introduce us to it. Isn't he a psycho?"

Knock-knock!

At this time, someone knocked on the door. Then the door was opened. The four of them turned around at the same time.

They saw Song Shuhang in front of them with a big smile as he took out a flying saber and said "Look!"

As they looked at him, they saw a flying saber flying around him in all kinds of directions.

All of a sudden, the entire compartment was dead silent. Time seemed to stop flowing!

Moumou, Tubo, Li Yangde, and Zhao Yaya sat dumbfounded in their chairs as they looked in surprise at Shuhang at the entrance. They were totally scared and almost out of their minds.

Am I dreaming?

Could it be that what Song Shuhang said before is true?

At the thought of this, the four of them were even more shocked. After all, what they saw now wouldn't even have appeared in their wildest imaginations!

"Hey, why are you looking at me in this way? I think I've told you about cultivation before." Song Shuhang smiled as he walked into the compartment.

The four of them couldn't help it – their mouths were wide open in surprise.

Indeed, we have heard about it before.

But nobody believed that what you said was true!

What the hell is going on?!

Afterward Song Shuhang sat down and gave an explanation about cultivation, he also showed them a small demonstration. Then he gave them some cultivation techniques and a few cultivation resources.

However, just as he wanted to continue, he sensed someone coming towards them, due to his divine sense. He quickly went to the window, opened it, stepped on his flying sword and left while thinking 'This is my little revenge, serves you right for calling them and not believing me!'.

Knock-knock-knock!

At this time, someone knocked at the door. Then the door was opened. Several people in white lab coats who looked like doctors and nurses walked in.

"Hello, we are from No. 1 Mental Hospital of Jiangnan City. Who is the patient, please?" A doctor asked.

The three people in this room, who were still shocked by Song Shuhang, came to themselves and started to stare at each other.

Gao Moumou said, as he looked at Li Yangde, Lin Tubo and Zhao Yaya in terror, "Did you see that? Song Shuhang waved his hand and fire appeared! And he is able to fly! He just flew away by stepping on a saber!"

"It turns out that he … is really a Cultivator!" Zhao Yaya, who was also greatly shocked, collapsed into her chair.

The four of them were frightened completely. All reasonable people in this world would be startled when they saw a scene such as this!

"A Cultivator? Fly?"

Their conversation was heard by the doctors and nurses from the mental hospital. After making eye contact, the doctors said to the nurse behind them, nodding their heads, "The four of them are patients! Come on, take them to the van!"

The male nurses took out some white cloths and started to walk toward Gao Moumou, Li Yangde, Lin Tubo and Zhao Yaya. The three of them realized something was wrong immediately. So they began to shout, "No, you made a mistake! We are not psychos!"

The doctors said, shaking their heads, "The psychos will never admit they are suffering from mental diseases! Please be cooperative, and let's talk about your diseases when we get back to the hospital!"

"What the hell? You have really made a mistake! The real psycho…no, he is not a psycho, he is a Cultivator! He has flown away!"

"Damn! How could you deny you are psychos? Come on, take them back! Their mental diseases are quite complicated!"

Meanwhile, Song Shuhang continued his journey and introduced his parents to cultivation.