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Cultivation Chat Group: The Heavenly Court Returns

A man died and reincarnated into the world of Cultivation Chat Group. When he first opened his eyes after reincarnating, he was greeted by two beautiful faces. One of them being the Heavenly Emperor who became his Mother and the other one was Heavenly Way White, his father. Born as the child with the most terrifying background ever that should have never existed. You ask why his background is so terrifying? His Mother, a creation of the third Heavenly Way and modified by the eight to execute his elaborate master plan to restore himself. The organisation she rules, the Ancient Heavenly Court, is the most powerful organisation in the entire world of cultivation and his father, he's the worst of all. Suppressing the entire All Heavens and Myriad Realms in an attempt to become Heavenly Way, only to sell it to someone else and repeating it once again after. As the only Heavenly Way to have half-transcended the Way he is also the strongest of them all. Our protagonist, however, is not interested in any of this and just wants to get to Canon as quickly as possible to have some fun. Along the way, he inadvertently becomes the most powerful individual capable of single-handedly ending the current era. Read as the most powerful cultivator that All Heavens and Myriad Realms have ever seen, messes up the original timeline. --- Note: This is my first time writing so don't expect anything, if you don't like it then just leave This story will not have any harem, so don't ask for it! Everything but OC belongs to their respective authors!

Old_Thief_Heaven · Anime & Comics
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Chapter 58: 'Fat Ball' Strikes: The Aftermath

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The dust begins to settle, and the echoes of thunderous clashes fade into a symphony of victory. The Ruism Holy Man and his Thirteen Tribulation Immortals stand triumphant amidst the battlefield strewn with the defeated remnants of demons. With graceful movements and unwavering determination, they swiftly exterminate the remaining foes, ensuring no trace of their malevolence remains.

As the battlefield transforms into a scene of tranquility, the Ruism Holy Man raises his hand, signaling his disciples to cease their combat. They gather around him, their expressions a mix of exhaustion and elation. "We have prevailed, my disciples! The forces of the Nine Serenities stand vanquished before our might!" he proclaims, his voice carrying the weight of their hard-fought victory.

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However, amidst the celebration of their triumph, the members of the Nine Provinces (1) Group find themselves caught in a moment of self-reflection. They glance at each other, a mischievous gleam in their eyes, as they whisper their query, "Did everyone remember to film their battle scenes?"

In a flurry of excited responses, they proudly affirm their preparedness. "Of course! I captured every glorious moment of my battle," one declares with a smirk. Another chimes in, "Indeed! My camera skills were on point, capturing the awe-inspiring display of my divine arts!"

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Meanwhile, Zenith Heaven Emperor, revels in the satisfaction of a 'hard-earned' victory. As he surveys the aftermath of the battle, a sly smile tugs at the corners of his lips. With an otherworldly aura that matches his immense power, he retrieves the video material from the cameras he had envisioned at the very start.

In a secluded corner of the battlefield, Zenith Heaven Emperor immerses himself in the spectacle that unfolded before his eyes. With a wave of his hand, the images of the battle materialize, playing out like a captivating movie projected onto the canvas of reality.

As he watches the footage, his eyes widen in amusement and his laughter echoes through the tranquil landscape. "Oh, the sheer audacity! The battles, the drama, the hair-raising moments, even the secret meeting from yesterday! Truly, this is a masterpiece of entertainment!" Zenith Heaven Emperor exclaims, his voice filled with irrepressible mirth.

His eyes flicker with fascination as he watches video material about the Ruism Holy Man's awe-inspiring martial skills and the astounding displays of power from the Thirteen Tribulation Immortals. "Ah, the Ruism Holy Man and his disciples, a formidable force to be reckoned with! Their elegant movements, their harmonious coordination, it is a sight to behold!"

As the videos unfold, Zenith Heaven Emperor cannot help but marvel at the exaggerated reactions and animated expressions of the combatants. The battles that were already epic in their own right now take on a whole new level of grandeur, thanks to the perspective captured by the cameras.

As Zenith Heaven Emperor continues to immerse himself in the video material, he can't help but laugh uproariously at the exaggerated reactions of his own battle captured on film. The battles take on a larger-than-life quality, with each strike, imbued with an irresistible charm.

With a final flourish of the videos, Zenith Heaven Emperor concludes his viewing session. His heart brims with delight, and a mischievous glint dances in his eyes. "Oh, what a spectacle it has been! Battles of epic proportions, laced with humor and camaraderie. This footage shall become a legendary tale for future generations, and it shall become part of this film we are making!"

After reviewing the film material he shot he sends it into the Nine Provinces (1) Group with a message attached stating "My part of the film"

As the members of the Nine Provinces (1) Group receive Zenith Heaven Emperor's message and the accompanying video material, a mix of curiosity, excitement, and surprise fills the air. Each member eagerly clicks on the video link, their anticipation palpable.

First to react is Young Master Phoenix Slayer, his eyes widening in awe. "What... what did I just witness?" he exclaims, his voice filled with a mixture of disbelief and admiration.

Venerable White, always the calm and collected one, watches the footage with a serene smile. "Ah, the power of imagination and creativity. Zenith Heaven Emperor has truly added a unique flair to the battle scenes. It's both entertaining and impressive."

Northern River's Loose Cultivator, known for his laid-back nature, bursts into laughter. "Hahaha! Look at those exaggerated moves! I can't help but chuckle at the way they're fighting. It's like watching a martial arts comedy. Zenith Heaven Emperor sure knows how to bring entertainment to the table!"

Fairy Dongfang Six, a graceful beauty with a mischievous spirit, watches the videos with a twinkle in her eye. "Oh, how delightful! The battles are grand and majestic, yet infused with a touch of humor. It's like a theatrical performance brought to life. Zenith Heaven Emperor's creativity knows no bounds."

Amongst the members, the reactions vary. Some are awestruck by Zenith Heaven Emperor's power, others are amused by the exaggerated scenes. Yet, one sentiment remains constant - the appreciation for Zenith Heaven Emperor's unique contribution to the film. All of them are sure that this additional film material will propel their movie into another league altogether.

Only very few are not satisfied. One of them is Scholar Drunken Moon, although he did his best trying to play the evil commander, at best he will end up as a joke. Especially after that 'Fat Ball' appeared, that really ruined his performance!

Another such person is Soft Feather. She, sits alone in her melancholy. Her heart yearns to have been a part of the battle, to showcase her own prowess and leave her mark on the movie. She can't help but feel a tinge of sadness as she thinks about the time spent with her father, separated from the thrilling action taking place.

Meanwhile, Venerable Spirit Butterfly, true to his nature, succumbs to his daughter complex. "Oh, my darling Soft Feather," he says. Apparently he found her separated from Zenith Heaven Emperor before the battle and kidnapped her to spend some 'quality time' with her 'lonely' father.

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The raw material of the movie then reached the hands of the esteemed Director Jacob, renowned for his exceptional filmmaking prowess, a wave of anticipation and excitement swept through the Jacob Production Crew. Each member of the crew recognized the magnitude of the task before them, to transform the footage into a cinematic masterpiece that would captivate audiences worldwide.

Director Jacob meticulously reviewed the footage, studying every frame with a discerning eye. He immersed himself in the exaggerated choreography, the dazzling 'special effects', and the larger-than-life performances of the cultivators. Recognizing the potential of the material, he began weaving together the various scenes, carefully crafting a narrative that would convey the grandeur and humor of the battles.

Meanwhile, the brilliant composer, Dharma King Good Fortune, embraced his role in adding an enchanting musical score to the film. He poured his heart and soul into composing melodies that would elevate the emotions and enhance the impact of each scene. With his expertise, he sought to create a symphony that would resonate with the hearts of the viewers and deepen their connection to the story.

With the raw material in the hands of Director Jacob and the captivating music of Dharma King Good Fortune at their disposal, the Jacob Production Crew embarked on their arduous yet exhilarating journey. Frame by frame, they meticulously edited the footage, seamlessly blending the battles, the laughter, and the camaraderie into a coherent and awe-inspiring cinematic experience.

While the production team worked diligently behind the scenes, the marketing campaign for the highly anticipated film, titled 'Dharma-Ending Battle' was underway. True Monarch Yellow Mountain took charge of promoting the film in China, leveraging his vast network and influence to generate buzz and anticipation. On the other side of the world, True Monarch White Crane spearheaded the promotions in the West, ensuring that the film would reach international audiences and garner worldwide recognition.

The release date is set for the 25th August 2019, the excitement surrounding "Dharma-Ending Battle". Fans eagerly await the opportunity to witness the spectacle that Song Shuhang, Zenith Heaven Emperor and the rest of the Nine Provinces (1) Group had brought to life on the silver screen.

Shortly after they released their first trailer slogans like "Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng Must Die!!!" could be heard throughout the world.