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Critical Hit: The World’s Clumsiest Sword Saint

[Target in sight.] [Skill Critical Eye has been activated.] Being clumsy is quite common. But Luke Hunter’s clumsiness is on a different level. As the young man quite literally stumbles through life, he wonders if there’s something more he could be doing in the world. His dreams may come to be realized, as a freak accident causes Luke to wake up as Klum, in a completely different setting than his day-to-day life. His Dexterity, a skill that measures things such as flexibility and how well one holds themself, sits at the level it was in his past life; 1. And yet, he finds his skills to be suited for an extremely coordinated individual, especially after he meets the only other Sword Saint to have ever existed, an individual who is the strongest Swordsman among those both alive and passed on. It’s up to him to find his way in his new life, and strive to reach the path of the highest Swordsman — the Sword Saint. Will he be able to transform his 1 Dexterity into a 1000? Or will he be dragged into something much deeper — much darker? Credits to valeri_mirley on fiverr for the new cover! Updating 5-10 chapters a week, and now posting on RoyalRoad!

kyci · Fantasy
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Chapter 9 - A New Skill?

I didn't need any type of description to know what a Skillbook was. Immediately, I pull up my Inventory. The max it could hold was 15 items, and items didn't stack. Staring me in the face were three red books. They weren't especially well-maintained, but the contents were exciting.

[* Note: Learning Analyze may have certain side effects for the tutorial. Does the user still wish to learn?*]

Something about how the tutorial's message seemed oddly normal tugs at the back of my brain, but I nod. "The tutorial is a tutorial, which means it's going to end at some point. I'll potentially be able to use this skill for the rest of my life."

[* Good answer. *]

Brushing off the weird answers, I grab at the screen with the worst looking book. If I can find a town or something with people in it, I can potentially sell the other ones. As it stood now, I had simply woken up with the clothes on my back and a dagger that had broken in a single hit.

I glance at the fourth item, the original reward for killing the goblin. It was just a poorly made dagger, yet I feel a slight connection to it. The horrible luck of that goblin reminded me of how I had been not even two days ago.

Someone who would slip and fall on his ass on a banana peel.

I vow silently to never sell the dagger, as a reminder to how far I had already come after just arriving in this new world.

Shaking my head clear of such depressing thoughts, I inspect the book in my hands.

[* Is the user sure they want to learn Analyze?*]

"Yes."

I go to open the book, but it flies open by itself. The pages begin to glow, flipping rapidly end over end. With each page, I feel a piece of the skill being ingrained into my soul, until it reaches the end, and as the last page turns the whole book flashes a bright red, causing me to cover my eyes. As I lower my hand, I see the book is gone, and I know instinctively I can use the skill.

Still, I wanted to test it, so I pull out the new dagger I had gotten and stare at it. 'Analyze.'

[Crude Dagger]
[Rank: Common]
[Description: A goblin's sword that was roughly made from steel ore.]

Atk: +6
Def: +2
Spe: +9
Dur: 16/16

[Attention. The user's Skill Analyze has been confirmed. Tutorial will now end.]

So this was the side effect it meant.

[* Congratulations! The user has completed the tutorial. :D Earn, Learn, and Create the user's growth as the user makes their way through this new world.
P.S. You haven't seen the last of Me! *]

"…"

I was silent for a minute as I look at the message. After a few long seconds, a single tear falls from one of my eyes.

[* It would seem the user will miss the tutorial! The tutorial assures the user,— *]

I couldn't hold it in anymore, and my lips part grandly, as if prepared to cite a poem.

"Finally, some peace and quiet," I say, a small smile spreading upon my face. 'Took long enough, honestly.'

[*…*]

Suddenly, a hundred messages pop up all at once, causing me to fall backwards as I yelp from the shock. My ears ring wildly from the loud 'ding!' sound 100 times over.

"Oh for fuck's sake!" I yell, commanding all the messages to clear at once in my head. With a blink of my eyes, all but two disappear. They were layered over one another, so I read the first one before moving it to look at the second.

[*Goodbye, user.*]

[Tutorial has ended.]

After clearing the last two messages, I stare intensely at the ground, half expecting the tutorial to pop back up, telling me it's actually here to stay.

But… nothing.

Finally, I heave a sigh, one that carries my mixed emotions in it. It was an odd mixture of relief, sadness, slight worry, and a hint of nostalgia, for a reason I couldn't explain.

"It makes sense, though," I mutter to myself. "I mean, Analyze kind of makes the tutorial seem obsolete and redundant."

Still, I couldn't exactly shake the feeling that the tutorial had done more than I gave it credit for. "Oh, well," I sigh again, before reorienting myself to head south again. I wasn't sure how far away civilization was, but it couldn't be too far, right?

- - -

One and a half days later…

"Good riddance to that damn lying tutorial! I'll never find anything but trees out here! I bet it sent me in the wrong direction on purpose!" I bellow angrily.

I hadn't realized it then, but having the tutorial as something to make me feel as if I wasn't alone had kept me from going mad, and I was quickly descending into delirium without it.

"Fuck you, you heartless tutorialllll!"

* * *

[Name: Klum]
[Age: 17]
[Lv: 2]
[EXP: 24/50]
[Health: 32/35]
[Mana: 32/38]
[Stamina: 34/35]

STR: 6 MAG:4
AGI: 8 DEX: 5
VIT: 5 INT: 8

ACC: 6
DEF: 5
POW: 6

[Skills: Klum's Reincarnation (Unfound), Critical Eye (Rare), Slash (Common)]

[Slash (Common Active Skill): The user gains 150% atk power with melee weapons only. The effect ends after one attack lands or duration ends.
Duration: 30 seconds — Cost: 6 Mana, 2 Stamina — Cooldown: 30 seconds]

[Klum's Reincarnation (Unfound Autoskill)]
[Cooldown remaining: 1 day, 17 hours…]