1 My family system! (EDITED)

A young man currently lay lazily sitting with a smug smile on his exclusive luxury cushion, of which, many would-be dead with envy.

He was sitting between two thighs and his head resting between two soft melons of a chibi-looking woman with two pigtails sticking out of her head.

Yes, you thought he was your ordinary reincarnator but in reality, he was a man of culture, yes me! Soren DA !.

(Flashback)

Soren was just another extra from modern earth that no one knew or cared about.

But, the heavens granted him heavenly guidance, of which few are privileged to see.

He became a man of culture.

Incredible true? You should pay your respects, but anyway ...

Like every man of worthy culture, Heaven decided to interfere with his destiny.

Killing him at the hands of the almighty Truck-Kun.

When Soren was in the last moments of his life, he was smiling arrogantly.

Why shouldn't I? To die at the hands of Truck-Kun is an honor that only a few are worthy of.

Those who say otherwise are only pagans.

When Soren opened his eyes, he realized the moment he saw a certain chibi goddess looking at him with concern, that he had reincarnated into Danmachi!

Although it would be more correct to say that he had transmigrated.

His current body seemed to be 10 years old, with an adorable appearance that would melt anyone's heart.

He had golden eyes with spiky red hair in clothes that looked like they had been taken from a restaurant. (Shokugeki's soma not soma).

Apparently, he seemed to be in heaven, when the chibi goddess (Hestia) found him there, in the middle of the garden of her passed out from her.

"You woke up! You almost scared me for a moment there, you've been passed out for more than 2 hours you know?" the chibi goddess told him.

"Ne ne, what were you doing there passed out? That's my garden you know?"

"I've never seen you before, what kind of god are you little one?" she asked with her big curious eyes.

'God?' he can't help but think.

Immediately, waves of information passed through his head, making him open his eyes in shock.

'Shit! I am a god, and best of all, I am a kitchen god!

Soren was partying to the death inside his head, he didn't give a shit about strength and stuff.

For him he is not interested in fights or something like that, he just wants to live a quiet and comfortable life.

And having a divinity related to cooking is just perfect for him!

'Hahaha, just wait gods and goddesses, soon everyone will fall to the power of culinary orgasm!'

Do you think otherwise? Hmph! face me in a shokugeki then!

"Hello beautiful lady, my name is Soren, the god of cooking, a pleasure to meet you."

Soren. having absorbed the information, he quickly stood up and saluted her favorite goddess properly, kissing her on the back of her hand.

Hestia blushed a little because no one is so bold to do something like that as soon as they know her, apart from the fact that she is very innocent, she is very protected.

It is worth mentioning that Hestia is part of the 3 GREAT virgin goddesses and her beautiful appearance is very persecuted, so her only friend, Hephaestus, usually protects her in silence.

Soren, seeing that she blushed a little, can't help but think that she is very cute ...

What made you think, what do I look like?

* Coff * * Coff *

Hestia decides to return to the topic thinking that she is just an innocent child.

"Nice to meet you Soren-Kun, my name is Hestia! And I am the goddess of the hearth, impressive right?"

She presented herself standing proudly and hands on her hips, revealing her genius.

Although the only thing she revealed were 2 large balls that were shaking in front of hers leaving him stunned ...

"Yeah yeah, very cool indeed. Hestia, do you happen to have a mirror that you could show me?"

Hestia pouted slightly at her response, but anyway, she reached for a mirror and handed it to her.

Soren taking the mirror and seeing himself thinks:

'Shit yes! I am Soma! Hmph, just this appearance worthy of my divine abilities' he thinks proudly.

Thinking about everything so far, a smile is drawn on her face thinking of her peaceful future in heaven ...

(Flashback ends)

Since then, 9 years have passed in which Soren has made a name for himself as 'The divine cook'.

He decided to open a restaurant after the first week he settled in, living at Hestia's house ever since.

She has been very happy and bubbly since then because despite being well known, she is just a loner.

Her only friend, Hephaestus, descended from heaven long ago to the mortal world to form her own family, so she has felt lonely and bored ever since.

Then, with Soren's closeness, I managed to convince her to live with him and for years they have become very fond of each other.

And that's what leads to the current situation, in which Soma grew up to be a very handsome boy who has come to enchant various goddesses.

Unfortunately for them, Soren is not interested in any of them.

Rising from his exclusive cushion, he tells Hestia and pinches her cheeks that she is asleep.

"Rise and shine Hestia, I'll make breakfast, go and get ready"

Hestia the moment she heard 'Breakfast', she immediately stood up and went to get ready.

Soren just shook his head in amusement as he made his way to the kitchen.

After an hour of having breakfast with Hestia, she had a blissful look on her face as if she had experienced the greatest pleasure of her life.

"Nee ~ Soren-Kun, are you going to open the restaurant? Let me help you! There isn't much to do anyway."

"It's okay Hestia, but don't you need to prepare to descend? Weren't you very excited about meeting Hephaestus and starting your own family?" Sorin told him amused.

"Okay! I'm ready now, there's nothing else to do but help you! Ohhh, I can't wait to see Hephaestus and show her, my family!"

She was already joking with excitement at this point.

"Is that so? Well I can't wait to meet this Hephaestus to you talk about so much"

He was a little anxious to meet her, in the anime, he had seen how she was hers but seeing her in real life was something else, apart from the fact that her weapons are great.

He only turned the dagger of Bell, that thing was beautiful and seemed to have life and although he is not interested in fighting, he would still like to see such a weapon in action in his hands.

After all, he was a huge fan of the nasuverse, where fighting and weapons were orgasmic.

Yet at this moment he heard the cliché sound he never thought he would hear.

[Required age reached]

[Activating system ...]

[Multiverse family system activated! ]

[Welcome host!]

'Don't fuck around ...'

'I have a damn system? now after 9 years? do I have a faulty system? "

Soren was speechless, nothing was expected of this, so he stared at the air with his mouth open.

Hestia was looking at him with a strange expression on her pretty face. 'Did he finally go crazy?' he wondered.

[I'm not a defective host, I was scheduled to appear right now] said an emotionless voice.

Soren, overcoming the shock, decides to ask:

'What does the family system mean? can you tell me what this is about

? '

[The family system will allow the host, as the name says, to create his own family]

Soren only heard this with a blank look on his face.

'Family system? what the hell of a system is this? Where is my anime and video game system? '

'System, are you sure you're not faulty?'

[I'm not host] he said in a deadpan voice.

* Fuuu *

Taking a deep breath, he thinks it's better to stop acting childish and settle for what he has and asks:

'Can you give me more details?'

[Of course host, the system will allow you to form his family, giving him missions and traveling to different worlds]

[The system will give him a goal and the host must convince the goal to become part of his family and leave his world]

[Once said the objective is ready by his own will, become part of his family, both will leave their respective world and return to the mortal world] (Orario)

[However, convincing such a goal is often difficult and the host should be prepared]

[And once it reaches the target's world, the host will receive a random ability]

'I see...'

'Well, when do we start?' he asked with a nervous smile.

[...]

[Scanning situation ...]

[Because the place where the host is currently is not suitable for future family members, the system tells me to transport him to a more optimal place]

[Transporting ...]

"What! Wait a sec ..."

Soren was interrupted by a pillar of light into which he disappeared.

Hestia who was stunned for a few seconds by what he just went through, before screaming in panic:

"SOREEEEEN!

But he had already disappeared ...

(City of Orario)

A pillar of light appears in the middle of a street about which most citizens think:

'Hmm? did a god descend? who will it be?

Generally, when a god descends, he does so on a pillar of light, so it is nothing new.

Dazed Soren looks around in a daze before yelling angrily:

"Shit system! You could have told me beforehand!"

"At least he could have said goodbye!"

Soren is angry, but he can't do anything to prevent it, so he can only sigh and regret his bad luck, he knows that the next time he meets Hestia, he won't be good.

"And now that?"

[ ¡Ding! ] [ New mission ]

[ Next world: Kizumonogatari ]

[ Target: Kiss-Shot Acerola Orion Heart Under Blade ]

"Well, shit..."