I don't wanna name this chapter!

Currently, the Pallet Cafe was filled solely by the students of the recently promoted class 1-B.

The class rankings were like this:

Class A(Sakayanagi and Katsuragi): 1040cp

Class B(Suzuki): 811cp

Class C(Ichinose): 803cp

Class D(Ryuen): 583cp

I wonder what happened to Ryuen's class that it only got 43cp? His class scored better than Ichinose's, whose class got 93 points.

Anyways, the whole class was currently immersed in the feeling of enjoyment. Though Chabs-sensei didn't join even on us insisting so much.

I was sitting with Karuizawa, Matsuhashita, Nene, Mei-chan, Sato and Shinohara while eating my favourite strawberry ice cream.

"Karuizawa-chan. How is your relationship with Hirata-kun going?"

"It's good! He is like, really the best person in the world! He is just so kind."

Well, he really is a good kid.

"Say, how do you know that you like him? I don't think I should pry, but does your heart really go doki doki? Because even if I went on so many dates with Ayanokoji-kun, I didn't feel anything different than hanging out with any girl."

"Umm, I was really nervous initially, but I am totally comfortable now. He just feels special than everyone, and my heart goes 'doki doki' now and then."

"I see."

(Matsuhashita): "Where did you go on dates? I mean, I am curious about how did it go. He kind of fades into the background, you know? How did he treat you? Is he really a boyfriend material?"

"First was to the movie Infinity War, but it was ruined due to that creep of a Vice President.

Second was dinner at a restaurant-"

"Candle Night?"

"Ah no! We didn't go to any romantic dates. It will be like I am leading on him. It was a normal dinner. Then to this cafe one time, shopping and general things like that."

Somehow, the girls looked awkward. But I took special care so that I won't be leading on him. And don't the bigshots fall in love because of day to day ordinary things? Did I do something wrong?

"Umm, sorry to say this Yui-chan, but who watches action film on their dates?"

...

"Did you really never have something like a crush or anything during middle school?"

"I attended an all girls school."

"But you should have met so many people in business! And you co-stared with Takeshi! Didn't you find him attractive!?"

"Nah! And we didn't get to talk much because my bodyguards were glaring at every male on the set. Honestly, they are too much!"

"D-doesn't that only happen in anime? Like Dad takes out his gun to threaten anyone who tries to get close to his daughter?"

It IS an anime world. And even though it really happened once or twice, they don't need to know.

"So how about your Mom? Her works have such amazing romance! Surely you have asked for her advice, right?"

My mom... she is a free spirited and weird person. Honestly, I don't think I will ask for her advice on anything about dating after knowing her for all these years. I suddenly remembered that day when I was in elementary school.

[Me: "Mom! Dad is just so annoying! I was just playing soccer with boys and he just suddenly appeared out of nowhere! And he glared at everyone that they ran away crying! I even got scolded from sensei because of him!"

Mom: (petting Kitty while relaxing in the pool) "Oh he did that again? Sigh. How about I tell you a story to cheer you up? Do you want to know how Mom and Dad fell in love?"

Me: "Yeah!"

Mom: "You know that Mom's family has a long history as the Emperor's assassin guards?"

Me: "Yeah."

Mom: "But I didn't want to inherit the family to get away from the training. I was in my rebellious phase. We don't even have to do assassin business now and shifted to just bodyguarding years ago.

A school was just opened around my time where my family's influence won't reach. I met your dad there.

I was pretty wild back then. I haven't met anyone who could beat me in a fight. So I was just challenging everyone for a fight."

Me: "And Dad defeated you?"

Mom: "Pfft! No way! No one has ever defeated me in a fight. But as soon as I defeated him, you know what he said? "Will you marry me?" Hahaha! He looked so pathetic back then. But he repeatedly challenged me only to be beaten black and blue.

When we graduated, I invited him to my home. That fool thought that I will marry him that's why I was introducing him to my parents. But he was just so annoying that I was going to dispose him. He was a nobody back then afterall.

So, when he arrived, I didn't introduce him to your Grandma and Grandpa, but Kitty instead. I put a condition that if he puts his head into Kitty's mouth for a minute, I will marry him.

That fool... he really put his head there. I just couldn't ask Kitty to bite off his head and I had to marry him in the end."

I was sweating buckets after hearing such a scary story. I knew my mom was dangerous, with the amounts of pets she have. She belonged to an assassin family which had close ties to the current Emperor's family from generations ago. She became an Otaku writer singer and who knows what just to spite Grandma who insisted on training her.

But Dad still went for such a dangerous woman! He almost got killed! He really does love her!

Mom: "Yucchan, when you grow up and find a man, and are not sure about your feelings, ask Kitty for help. Don't hesitate, Mom will 'take care' of everything if something happens.]

I smiled wryly after remembering that day. She is the last person I am going for dating advice.

But I miss Mom, Dad, Grandma and Grandpa, Kitty(Mom's pet Tiger), Snakey(pet snake), Croco(pet crocodile), Shin-chan (my main body guard), and everyone in my family. It's been two months already since I have been away from home.

"Don't you guys miss your family?"

"Yeah me too."

"We can't even contact them."

Just then, an uninvited person entered the cafe.

"Kuku..., having a celebration are we?"

I sighed and gestured towards the manager.

"I told you, didn't I? To not let anyone outside of our class in?"

"Sorry miss!"

The Café's men came to drag Ryuen out.

"Oi Yui. Am I not allowed here? It's not like you own this place."

"Yes I do, so get out."

And he was thrown out of the Café. Good riddance.

"""What was that!? You own this cafe?"""

"Of course not. I just booked the whole Café from 5 to 8pm. Even the Chairman can't enter if I don't want to during these three hours."

Lying is as easy as breathing to me. But they still looked stupefied. Hmph whatever!

*****

In Suzuki Mansion

Currently, Yui-chan's Dad was giving her Mom a 'massage'. They have been going at it crazy since their daughter was not around.

"Mhhm~ Tooru. I think Yucchan still believes that story I told her when she was 5."

"Isn't it better that way? I won't have to do much work to keep annoying flies away from my princess. Sigh. I miss her so much!"

"Yeah, I miss her too. She was always too smart since birth that I didn't get to baby her too much. But she is sooo innocent sometimes that she becomes really cute! Ahh I miss my baby!"

He gestured at himself and teased her, "Will this baby satisfy you for now?"

"Tooru~!"

And they went at it again.