13 Chapter 013: Public Execution, Every Blonde is My Enemy!
The afternoon classes were extremely boring.
But Hikigaya still mustered up the energy to study diligently.
It has to be said.I have to say...
Ichinose is a very infectious person, and everything she says seems to be correct, as if not doing as she says would bring about a strong sense of guilt.
Whenever class ended.
There would be quite a few people gathering around Hikigaya. Occasionally someone would bring up a topic, and he wouldn't refuse,
Just propping his face up with one hand on the desk and occasionally nodding his head, as if he had already adapted to this feeling of being popular.
It seemed that Ichinose had already shared the information with the class, and from time to time people would say words of praise.
Isn't this the life he dreamed of in junior school?
However,
In the end, it felt like something was wrong, an indescribable feeling of irritation spreading in his heart.
Until after school.
A purple-haired girl knocked on the classroom door.
"Tachibana Akane-senpai? Why are you here? Is there something you need?"
Ichinose stepped forward to greet her. It was clear that they knew each other. This was only the third day of school, and the opportunity was most likely yesterday's club introduction meeting.
As expected of Ichinose, they had only met once.
The two seemed to have a very good relationship already. Hikigaya didn't care and packed up his bag.
"I'm here for Hikigaya Hachiman. Please ask him to come with me to the student council!"
Tachibana Akane said somewhat unhappily.
"Eh? Me?"
Hikigaya put down his bag and looked at her in surprise.
"So you're here. Then come with me. See you next time, Ichinose."
After saying goodbye to Ichinose, Tachibana Akane turned around and left directly. Hikigaya also put down his bag and followed her out.
"Hikigaya-kun."
As they left the classroom, Ichinose lowered her voice in confusion: "I saw that Tachibana Akane-senpai seemed a bit unhappy. Did you do something?"
"I don't know, maybe it's about the club application."
Hikigaya gave a simple explanation and left the classroom.
The application form he submitted yesterday is already under review today.
It can be seen that the efficiency of the student council is high. It is clear that this school must be a black company that specializes in exploiting students.
The fake ability user must be a black-hearted president.
Forget it.
In any case, the matter of MAX Coffee must be put first.
Hikigaya didn't know why, but he suddenly felt very tired.
By the way, where did he offend this senior? Why does it feel like she's very dissatisfied with him?
Hikigaya thought maliciously as he followed Tachibana Akane to the student council office.
Tachibana Akane pushed open the door, and Hikigaya followed closely behind her.
What was placed in front of him was a long table. The fake ability user Horikita sat in the middle position with his hands crossed under his chin, and his glasses seemed to reflect white light.
Commander, you must have been a commander in your past life. I will call you "commander" from now on.
Could it be that he's going to start learning how to drive Unit-01 today? It feels like he accidentally discovered the true image of the school by accident.
On his left hand side was a blonde who was arranging work methodically. The nameplate on her desk read Vice President Nagumo Miyabi.
He must be a popular blonde,
There were also bystanders one two three four five six number next to him.
"Sit down."
Horikita spoke in a deep voice, his tone revealing an irresistible pressure.
What is this? It's too scary!
Hikigaya obediently sat down across from him.
"Hikigaya."
Horikita picked up a file from the table: "This is the two pieces of material you submitted yesterday. Do you remember?"
"Ah, yes."
Hikigaya nodded.
What's going on with this guy? If he didn't know any better, he might believe he's facing a trial in a military court!
Was what he wrote really that bad?
"Very well."
Horikita handed one of the materials to someone next to him: "Tachibana Akane, it's your turn."
It seemed to be an unspoken agreement among students,
When she received the material, other student council members straightened their posture and pricked up their ears,
Huh?
What are they doing?
Is this going to be a public execution?
No way! Please no!
However, his prayers were useless. Tachibana Akane calmly began reading,
"Letter of Opinion To The Advanced Nurturing High School Student Council"
"Students without MAX Coffee are like the Westerner without Jesus."
Proposal One: Introduce MAX Coffee to school shops and vending machines. According to scientific research, sugar can effectively improve learning efficiency (Listed the benefits of sugar in approximately 1000 words).
Proposal Two: Add hidden shops in the Keyaki Mall Shopping Center, such as Tenkaippin, Toranoana (ramen brands), etc. This move can bring surprises to students, effectively improve the happiness of students on campus, and enhance learning efficiency.
(List the contributions made by ramen to Sakura Island in the 1930s, which can effectively enhance happiness and maintain social stability, and so on *more 1000 words*).
Proposal Three: Install a 'Men are welcome' sign at the entrance of Palett Cafe. This initiative can assist introverted males in enhancing their communication skills.
....
I want to die, I really want to die.
I didn't realize what I wrote was so embarrassing.
Hikigaya Hachiman forced out an awkward smile.
He had been to Palett Cafe,
After all, it's a coffee shop. He originally wanted to find a substitute for MAX Coffee, or maybe they had it directly inside.
But Palett is full of girls, giving off a 'No Men Allowed' atmosphere.
If it weren't for occasionally seeing a blond guy walking into the shop, he would have thought it was a women-only shop.
Anyway, it's just about finding fault with the school, which is his forte.
Therefore,
Hikigaya Hachiman quickly wrote out more than a dozen items.
For example, add elevators and provide regular psychological counseling for students.
(Yes, it's aimed at that lunatic with dead fish eys. It's really too scary. How can the school let such people in.)
Boys also need to protect themselves outside, damn it!
"End."
Tacchibana Akane read until her mouth was dry. It took her ten minutes to finish reading. She immediately glared at Hikigaya Hachiman. It was simply hateful.
"Do you understand?"
Commander Horikita Suzune said in a deep voice: "It seems that our student council still has many oversights. I didn't expect there to be so many problems."
Huh?
It seems like he's praising him?
What? It turns out that this is not a public execution. He was almost scared to death.
Hikigaya Hachiman breathed a sigh of relief, and the surrounding student council members bowed their heads in shame.
It's simply dereliction of duty for the student council to let a freshman find so many problems.
"But."
Tachibana Akane said somewhat dissatisfied: "President, I think most of them are nonsense..."
This person is really too much.
"Indeed, more than ninety percent of them are nonsense."
Horikita Manabu did not deny: "But each one hits the nail on the head. This is a rare ability."
"Huh."
Hikigaya Hachiman secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Anyway, it seems that he has received high praise from the commander here. Shouldn't there be any problem with MAX Coffee?
Just at this moment,
"MAX Coffee..."
Nagumo Miyabi, the blond guy, joked: "I remember it's a specialty of Chiba. I had the good fortune to drink it once. It was so sweet that it made people feel greasy. I didn't expect anyone would like to drink this kind of thing."
Huh?
Hikigaya Hachiman gave him a gloomy look.
There are actually people who don't like MAX Coffee.
Enemy!
It's simply heresy.
MAX Coffee will never forgive anyone who disrespects it!
Blond guys are just blond guys, annoying existence.
However.
The ceremony for the birth of the MAX Coffee god is unstoppable.
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