Chapter 17: Venturing
it's been a week since Arthur went to this strange place, huge towering trees could be seen everywhere he looked, and there were also these vines that coiled at every tree branch like a dragon there were also these bushes beside the trees, you could even call these a tree if it was on earth it's huge, well that's where he's staying right now, protecting him from cold, a leaves could be his blanket during night and when it's raining, and huge birds flying across the sky overlooking the forest from above trying to find food for meal.
Athur's condition is very very pitiful it doesn't look like he had eaten much, and his face is pale as a sheet of paper from hunger, he's been eating wild grass for days and he rarely sees any berries in this God-forsaken forest, even if he finds one there would be monsters guarding it like a bear last time, it's so big that it could tower a four-story building, why does that shit care about the fucking berries? could it fill its stomach? just what the hell is this?
"Aah I'm so pitiful"
"lonely"
"not even the system is responding to me, what a useless being"
"system? tsk tsk can't even help me with this and that and food not even clothes look at my appearance I look like a beggar and about to die due to hugger I even drink a tiger's piss just to live"
"this system can't even give me a weapon!"
"what am I supposed to do beg for it?"
"Please give me a weapon a huge sword that could kill and hunt for food"
"see"
"useless"
"Failure"
"what am I supposed to do now cast a magic asking for food or whatever?"
"Abra kadabra give me a sword!"
clang*
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"what the fuck!!?????"
" this works???"
"so I suffered a week for what?"
Arthur was so angry that he wanted to bite the bark beside him in anger but he had no time for that, he needed to fill his aching stomach, he'd definitely take revenge on that system after this, definitely!
after an hour of endless munching, Arthur was filled, Arthur also came to know that the system can give limited items for example
the system can only give him old weapons from ancient times clothes, food, and water. After experimenting, Arthur's curiosity of wanting to explore the forest came to light, Although he might be chased by monsters like they always did when he got nothing, now that he has a weapon and food he only needs to worry about his safety and that's a basic thing to do, run, hide, too easy.
but first, he needs to sleep, it's cold outside! so he clapped and said
abra kadabra I want a blanket.
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In the morning, Arthur woke up early, that's because he was so excited to venture into the forest, he wanted to investigate as to why the hell would a monster guard a a pea size of berries. and we wanted to beat some monster too it wouldn't be nice if he had the sword and could not use it, of course, he wouldn't use this on a giant monster, he would be courting death, so shrug it off.
"hehe the human destroyer is coming"
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a hour later
"Aaaaaah fuck why there's a fucking huge snake above the fucking tree that I live in? that's unreasonable"
"you want to play with me? eat this, heavenly spear blow!"
clang*
a metal colided sounded*
iii
"what the fuck why it's skin so thick? that's good for you, bye"
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an hour later
"fuck, leave me alone you shameless bastard, why me? I'm tired, time first¹" while Arthur was whining, his voice was all over the place, and many creatures woke up from it all the creatures gazed upon the two, but Arthur didn't know and still innocently crying loudly.
"I don't wanna die!, I'm still virgin, I got no girlfriend yet, I still have many dreams to fulfill please don-"
suddenly an explosion happened behind him and his whining session was interrupted, he looked behind and see a massive flaming bird battling the huge snake! oh!
"I need to watch this"
"oh holly, this is, so good, go birdy burn it to death, yeah that's good no, no, no, make it well done I wanna eat that shit"
loud explosion and cry reverberated the whole forest
bang
bang
bang
boooom
soon the bird gained the upper hand and burned the snake whole, the snake was sliced into pieces, and the smell....so delicious!
the huge bird took a piece and fly away
Arthur sneak over the snakes well done body and took a slice of it,
but before he could try the meat roars of beast sounded, beasts are coming in his place, run!!
oh no since the snakes smells he would be discovered too, so Arthur ate the snakes well done meat while running, suddenly, a burst of energy filled arthurs body, he felt energized after biting a piece of meat? awesome! later I'll hunt some, later, I'll eat this remaining piece first!
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an hour later
sounds of cry could be heard in the forest
BOOM*
Authors note:
my woman broke my heart, shit, it hurts were now reduced to be friends, I can't hold her hands! and I can't hug her damn I gave everything to her fuck it, I got good body active in calisthenics and any social events im handsome too lol (just joking) but many girls liked me and confess to me so why, I choose her over those beauties my heart ache