1 Family and me

Hey, my name is Kyle, and I'm about to tell you about the most confusing time in my life. I'll start from the very very beginning:

Family tree

Mom ❤️ Dad

Kyle (me)

Mom 💔 Dad Me

Mom ❤️ Alex Dad ❤️ Sally

Jacob Me Brianna

As you can see I now have an annoying "mother" and a matching "sister" that comes with. Sally is always trying to make me think of her as a mom but it's hard to when your real mom lives in LA and your "mom" is always acting so nice. The first morning I woke up at her house I spilled hot oatmeal all over me and orange juice. She had made me breakfast in bed if you can tell by now and hadn't maybe set next to my bed or something. It's nice and all, but give a brother a warning. Brianna is always running around and screaming and it feels like there's a megaphone right next to my ear. Nobody cares, not even my dad. If he heard a kid screaming loud outside of our house he would walk out there even if he were only wearing underwear and at t-shirt. He would probably go outside naked if that were legal😄.