The opening of the door
"So what do you slabs of meat want?"
The girls stood on guard against Odin as he looked at them with an uncaring face. After a while, Odin reached down and took out the cards and book that he gave to the customers.
He threw the cards towards the girls which they caught and inspected before looking back at Odin with alert.
"Ok seriously why are you even- you know what fuck it."
Odin said as he disappeared the girls soon felt the comfort of death before reviving again. The girls looked at the ceiling in a daze as they slowly regained their motor functions.
"See how easy it is for me to kill you?" odins voice was heard from everywhere. The girls felt afraid even with their past strength they couldn't defend against Odin.
They who were once considered gods were easily killed as if they were nothing. slowly getting up the girls humbly bowed to Odin who just rolled his eyes.
"Either buy something or fuck off I have no time to deal with you, little demigods."
The girl shivered at odins cold voice before they decided to leave instead of buying anything. They were too afraid and would probably not come back. Odin sighed before he waved his hand and a bottle of rum floated to him.
Soon the door opened and a man with long white hair walked in. He was covered in white armor he held a huge golden white axe on his left hand. The man looked around and focused on Odin the information that entered his mind was completely ignored by the man.
He slowly entered the cafe behind him were nine tails that looked like chains. As he got closer his form changed his armor changed and covered him he looked like a dragon.
"Odin." the man said his voice was distorted by the aura that enveloped him.
At the mention of his name, Odin disappeared with the cafe. What surrounded the man was a sea of dead bodies of his own soldiers from long ago. He looked beyond the sea and saw Odin standing still drinking his rum his eyes stared straight past him. At this sight, he fully realized that time had fully abandoned him he was no longer a king but just a man clinging to the past just like Odin.
The only difference was that Odin used the past to move forward hoping for a future of peace while he clung to the past and hoped it would return. One moved forward while the other stood still on the ground that he lost everything.
"So King of truth or whatever you call yourself what business do you have with me?" odins voice sounded the space slowly reverted back to the cafe the man realized he was sitting next to Odin.
The feeling of being next to his killer was uncomfortable for him but he calmed himself. After a few deep breathes the man spoke.
"I am not a king just a man that has been abandoned by time itself." the man said dejectedly.
"Says the man who killed my only tether to life," Odin said mockingly.
"I won't ask for forgiveness as it won't bring back those we lost if it fixed everything then everyone would be apologizing to each other." the man said as he stared at the table.
"Thats true but for me it actually works I once tortured the wrong kiddo and I apologized which caused the kid to magically heal his broken ribs and ripped out organs," Odin said as he chucked at the fond memory.
The man looked at Odin in confusion the Odin he knew was so different now. that he thought this was maybe his descendent but the scene from before easily proved that it was Odin himself.
They stayed silent before the door opened again and a group of heroes entered. The justice league had returned of course for them it hadn't been that long but to Odin who stopped time in another universe it was quite a while.
The justice league could easily feel the mood that came from the man it damped their mood.
"So what can I do for you underwear people?" Odin joked.
Batman walked up and took out a small coin from his toolbelt. He handed it to Odin who quickly inspected it.
"Damm it seems Kei wants to try the same gender now."
"Who is Kei?" Batman asked as he activated his suit's recording function.
"In short, he's a mass serial rapist that has the power to destroy half of reality," Odin said as he gave the coin back to Batman.
The door opened again and Odin quickly got up and skipped to the new guest.
"If it isn't my favorite Batman well actually I quite like the devastator and drowned more and maybe red death but I like the suit a lot!" Odin said as he quickly threw out the Batman who laughs out of the cafe.
"What was that?" flash asked as he was the one that got a good glimpse of the Batman who laughs.
"Batman actually lets call him jokerman that's a shitty name right?" Odin said as he turned around and walked to the table.
"Joker man?" superman said.
"It really is a shitty name so ill use it," Odin said as he sat down and proposed his feet on the table.
He took the rum and kept drinking it but the bottle never emptied no matter how many gulps he took.
"You guys want some star rum?" Odin said as he placed some cups on the table and poured the rum.
"Sure." green arrow said as he sat next to Odin.
He took the glass and took a good swig of it before he hit the table he was passed out cold.
"What the?" flash said as he looked at the scene.
"Yea that was only 20% len purity dudes a lightweight." Odin said as he kept drinking.
"Wait len purity is around 1000% alcohol that means-," Odin said aloud and he snapped his fingers reviving green arrow from his alcohol overdose.
Green arrow woke up in a daze his vision was blurry it was better to say he was blind instead. It quickly return to normal and realized everyone was looking at him worriedly.
"Yeah sorry forgot you guys aren't even outer gods so this alcohol is poison to you." Odin apologized as he kept drinking.
"How do you even keep drinking that?" flash yelled.
"I don't get drunk so to me, this is just basically sweet-spicy water with a bit of orange flavor," Odin said as he stopped drinking and placed the bottle back on the counter.
"Odin the fuck is this?" omega said as he entered with the group behind him.
"What I'm just waiting for you fuckers before we start this little surprise Exodus gave us," Odin said as he walked up to the group.
Odin looked back at the customers and spoke.
"Oh, yea this is a warning from me reality is about to be broken it's a farewell gift from a friend so it's gonna mess up the lives of everyone."
Odin left the cafe with the group and the customers soon found themselves on the surface of Mer. Some of them were near death as the atmosphere hadn't been altered yet and wouldn't until a few centuries in the future.
Batman used his suit and wrapped it around the people that were suffocating it adjusted their bodies and they soon stopped suffocating. The customer looks around and could only see a huge towering door with chains around it.
"It's this type of rune opener I hate these," Odin said as he looked at the disc he was given from before. Around him were many hunters and scientists they were all focused on the door.
Odin was walking alone as he neared the door the hunters blocked him but he casually fazed through them. He put the disc back as he smiled he soon reached the door and grabbed a chain with one hand and another with his other hand.
The hunters were trying to stop him but no matter what they did it didn't work. From the distance, James watched what Odin was doing and was confused and worried. From what he knew Odin and omega knew the being that created these doors.
James was now worried that Odin and omega were on the side of the demons but at the same time, he couldn't fight them as he knew he would lose.