397 Is that fine with you?

Jared started to get hysterical when I took a step forward and his eyes were focused at my left hand. He started to back away as if I had leprosy or opened up a can of Surströmming and fear was evident in his eyes. I was laughing internally because I didn't think that what I did earlier would garner such a reaction.

What I did was I casually pulled out a condom, ripped the side to pull it out, and wore a blank face as I placed it over my left fist. I was alternating of looking at my fist and Jared and he would shudder each time we lock eyes.

"BRO?! I GET IT! I GET IT! I WON'T MENTION THAT THING TO ANYONE~!!! MESSAGE RECEIVED!!! BRO?! STOP!!! DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!!"

"This shit is lubricated, don't worry."

"BROOOOO?! THE FUCK I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT YOU LOOKING LIKE THE PROBE 2.0?! FUCK!!! BLINK ONCE, WOULD YOU?!"

"Sig P320, take it or leave it."

"YES! YES! DEAL! YOU CRAZY FUCK!!!"

"Okay, if you say so. I'll head up now."

"IF YOU SAY SO?! WHAT?!"

"Problem?"