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Cockroaches crazy adventure in the Omniverse (moved to ff.net and qq)

A soul gets your standard 'Gamer System'. Wanted to spice things up, so he rolled 'gacha' for his race. things go bad and he becomes a cockroach. What will he do on his journey to become one of the top beings in the omniverse? Discord: https://discord.gg/T6SeBjPDwB

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Snu-Snu, Level 3

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[A/N: Have fun!]

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Weird crack in all walls

"Ahhh!! They're rushing mee!" Skye screamed out as a multitude of insects stampeded towards him.

But as he was running, he ran into a roadblock. A dead-end, and with no escape in sight. He accepted his fate. His sentence, death by snu-snu.

All the insects surrounding the poor lad were doing what would have been an ara~ara~ if this were happening with humans. Skye closed his eyes and waited for them to do him in.

(Lime Warning: Rape, non-human, extra weird)

[A/N: I just want to say that this will be extra weird. And extra rapey, so please if you're not into that skip until you see the warning again.]

The first ones to get to him were the ants. Seems as though they all agreed to get them to each of their respective 'leaders' before anything started. Once there, the ants dropped him onto the group. Looking up, using his antennae and a bit of mana. Skye saw that he was surrounded by 2 queen ants, 1 wasp, 6 spiders, and a lot of cockroaches.

This would terrify just about anyone, but luckily 'Gamer's Mind' was there to at least calm him down and prevent any mental debuff, especially after what was going to happen.

He heard some of them 'talking' to each other. The other species asking the cockroaches how it worked. After a bit of them doing this, one of the queens crawled over Skye's 'mouth' and started 'kissing' him.

The other queen went over to his 'tube' and with her 'larger end' connected the two. Skye felt great pleasure from this, which surprised him. He guessed that cockroaches, since they have a more 'primitive' way of feeling things, couldn't feel this and as insects, only did things as an instinct.

Then again, it was probably the system that had a hand in this. Still after about a minute of 'fluid exchange', the queen eventually dismounted off of Skye.

He was about to move, but all the other female insects pinned him down. They wanted his kids. And they were all getting at least one shot before he left.

(Lime is finally fucking over. I was going to make it longer but my brain can't do this shit any further.)

After shooting at least 1 shot into each of them. (Some of them got 2 the highest one got 10). Skye had to reincarnate into several bodies that were scattered around just to survive. But after a bit, he finally opened the notifications that were plaguing him since he arrived in the world.

[Pleasure] (Passive)

Bedroom skills, need I say more.

[Item Gained]

[Rail-shooter gun]

Shoot outside of the screen. Shoot outside of the screen. Shoot outside of the screen.

Note: Gun has infinite ammo

Damage- DEX x 2

[And the speed run award for faster virginity lost goes to…]

[Skye, with a time of 3 min and 2 sec]

[Here's your prize]

*Ping*

[You have Gain an item] X3

Skye looked over his other screen and found that he had a thing on his quest section.

[Stats]

[Inventory]

[Quest]*

[Relationships]

He went over the menu and selected it. Skye was then bombarded with notifications that he was too busy to open.

[Quest Accomplished]

Can we get a tutorial?

Objective.- Finish the tutorial

Reward - 100 EXP, 1 Skill, 1 Gacha Token

Failure - Can you really?

Mission: Survive

Objective.- Survive the snu-snu.

Reward - 15k EXP, 2 Gacha Tokens

Failure - Death, well you heard it don't want to have a short-lived run now, do we?

[You have Gained a Level] X5

[Skill Gained]

[Drain V.1] (Active)

gives people a suck

Drain rate: {HP- 200 per second} {MP- 250 per second}

Note: Everyone read the Manhwa, Ya? The same but it's upgradeable neat right?

Skye then looked at his inventory to find that he had 4 [Gacha Tokens] and 2 daggers.

Deciding not to roll the gacha, and instead focusing on the daggers first. He used 'Observe' on them to check what they were.

[Hestia Knife] (DanMachi)

It's a dagger made by Hephaestus and Hestia. This dagger was made for Bell Cranel. But through the 'Gacha' you are now the proud owner of such a weapon. This weapon grows stronger as you level up.

Damage- [STR + DEX X 0.5]

Note: For every 10 levels, the daggers multiplier adds another 0.5

[Rasaka's Fang] (Solo Leveling)

It's a dagger made from Rasaka's Fang. Originally wielded by Sung Jin-Woo, you have obtained it by some miracle by the 'Gacha'. The dagger will add effects poison and bleeding if hit.

Damage- [STR + DEX X 2.5]

Status Effects:

[Poison]- Will immobilize Enemy if hit at least 3 time

[Bleeding]- Enemy will lose 1% of HP per second.

Note: Poison can be swapped out for better effect. Bleeding can be turned into [Severe Bleeding] if you hit something enough times.

Both of these weapons seemed to fit his size, as all three weapons became as small as he was. Not wasting any more time than he already had. Skye found a way to the outside. Using his mana as some sort of detector, he was able to make a skill

[Mana Sight] (Active)

Use mana for vision. By extending your mana over the surrounding area, you can map out everything in your zone.

Cost- 100 MP per min

After walking for a bit, he was able to find a group of 3 zombies, they seemed to be looking out of a poster. With one of the zombies noticing Skye, the rest of them turned their bodies towards our protagonist.

Looking back at them, Skye brought out both of his daggers and slashed their legs.

This however did not kill them, no it only made them crawl towards him. But without a second thought, he pulled out his pistol and shot all 3 in the head.

*bang* *bang* *bang*

[You have Gained a level]

Outside of where Skye was…

Two people (a man and a woman) were walking out of a hole, both holding Brügger & Thomet TP9. [A/N: I have no idea which guns are which, I just got this from the wiki.]

"Looks like we've ended up in the subway system. That's the station up ahead" The man said as he pointed out the direction.

"Let's go." The other followed

But they were both intercepted by a swarm that started to appear. "Well, at least we're getting a warm welcome." The man said sarcastically

Using their guns, they quickly dispatched the horde. "I think I remember this station." The woman said out of nowhere. "Aren't there any survivors?!" The man questioned. As more zombies appeared.

They were about to go up the stair when they heard gunshots behind a poster. Think it was a survivor, they ripped it open to see who was on the other side. What they didn't expect, was that the person or more accurately being on the other side was actually a cockroach!

The man tried to shoot at it but, the cockroach rushed forward. "James!" The woman said in concern to the person known by that name.

But the cockroach didn't attack James, no it 'looked' at the approaching zombies, that were coming from the top of the staircase. And it 'shot' the zombies that were holding boulders. This quickly alerted both of them and they both quickly shot down the two zombies.

The woman, under the influence of 'Sex Magnet', quickly picked up the cockroach, "Kate, what are you doing? Why did you pick up that, thing!?" James questioned Kate as he still was under the effect of his racial skill.

"Look James, it shot both of them. He has to be friendly." Kate said with a blush on her face. James was getting suspicious of this, in his mind the cockroach had some sort of pheromone-type ability and kept a close eye on it.

Kate

Why!? Why did I save the cockroach? Or more specifically, why do I feel attracted to it!? I mean, I am attracted to men… but not cockroaches! Somethings wrong with me. I feel sick, but I-I want to fuck this cock-. What *mental slap* Kate what the fuck was that?! Why do you want a cockroach to- to~ let it roam around inside of me~… Uh! Why do I feel like this?

Skye

[+100 Affection with Kate for, perk 'Sex Magnet']

[+100 Obedience with Kate for, perk 'Sex Magnet']

[Perk Gained (Kate:50)]

[FBI is on our side]

Affection, Reputation, Obedience gain is faster with people who work in a government.

[Perk Gained (Kate:100)]

[Agent Training] (Passive)

All skills that relate to agents, now have lower rank-up requirements

"From the look of things, they already cleared 2 levels and this is the third level. Still, I'm surprised that Kate picked me up, then again the perk does many things." Skye said amused at his current predicament from what the two said, they all had to move onto their main objective and instead discuss this during their downtime. [A/N: Before some dumbass say, "They cAn HeRe hiM". He's a cockroach. And from what I know they don't have all-speak.]

They continued on their original plan, of going through the station. But this time, Skye was there to help them out firing his 'mini' gun from Kate's scarf. They were all able to get to a train after a lot of shooting.

"What's that sound?" Kate questioned, as they walked further into the 'tunnel'. "The train's right on time," James answered.

"Nobody's here," Kate said upon seeing that there were no passengers. The train eventually stops, and out came a small horde that was inside it. "If this is a nightmare, please let me wake up!" Kate requested a higher being that was never there.

Skye with his enhanced stats was now able to 1 shot the zombies if he used both of his daggers. So, with this, he quickly dispatched 6 of them at once with the two humans killing the rest.

[You have Gained a Level] X6

[Skill Gained]

[Marksmanship] (Passive) {Novice}

Did you really just spend all your time playing KovaaK's?

Gives +10% bonus damage to firearms.

Give + 20% accuracy to aiming.

[Sneak] (Active)

Use this skill when you find yourself in a tough situation. It will obscure your body to anyone and will make you invisible when you are in shadows.

Cost- 50 SP per sec

It was at this point, that Skye was getting some kind of weird power. It didn't add any stats so he just wondered what the hell it was.

Just as they were about to get some downtime, a section of the train cart that they were in, was being sawed out. "What the heck is that?!" Kate asked worried for her and Skye's life, as he is currently on the floor.

After it was sawed out, A giant, dark monster appeared, with its glowing red eyes. Sporting a dual-ended chainsaw, which looked like something Darth Maul would use.

The two agents both scanned it for information, with their phones telling both of them that its weakness was its eyes. "Oh no! Run!" James shouted as they both turned to run away.

The hulking monster threw a giant door towards the two of them. The door found its way and got stuck between the pair. "Darn! I'm stuck!" James cried out in pain.

Whilst this was happening, Skye went into the shadows and waited for an opportunity to sneak attack. As the two were trying to get out, Skye delayed it by taking both daggers and stabbing both into its eyes, as it howled in pain.

Once both of them were stuck they went over to the next train cart. This one was also filled with zombies that they had to engage with. Focusing more on the zombies rather than the boss they both fired their guns away until the horde died.

Turning their heads back, the pair saw that Skye had delayed the Boss. But the method wasn't an expected one. They both saw massive tree-like growths on the Empress. The move barely stopped it though, as the Empress merely had to wave its massive chainsaw around to cut most of it down.

Still, it delayed the beast long enough for all of them to go to the next cart.

Skye, moving over to Kate scarf and helping them out by shooting any axes or by killing zombies that they couldn't kill because of the horde.

The boss somehow got to the top of the train and started to saw the top portion to get to us. Skye quickly cut the calf part of the enemy to slow it down, which worked as Kate and James were able to shot it enough to get it to stop.

But it wasn't over as it jumped over to the side of the train and started to cut into it that way. They were able to move to the next cart, where it ditched connecting its chainsaw by its end, and went for a dual wield with a reverse grip. Since it only needed one more strike to activate its effects, Skye went closer to the beast and stabbed it one more time to inflict the [Poisoned] debuff. This in turn paralyzed the monster. Giving both of the agents time to spray its weak point without it moving.

And with that the boss fell dead, crashing into another train in the process. "Looks like you missed your stop!" James taunted the now dead boss.

"James! Up ahead!" Kate warned notifying him of the obstacle in their path. "Kate! We're going to jump!" He shouted dragging her to the hole at the side of the cart.

Going up to Kate, James asked worriedly "Kate, you alright?" But the woman in question had noticed something. "Ya, but where's Skye?" This earned a look of confusion from James, as he wondered who she was referring to.

But just then, a little bug flew towards them, getting their guns ready they both aimed at the bug. Only to find it to be Skye! The little guy flew over to Kate's shoulder where it promptly rests as it took a lot out of him to fly that far.

"we're getting nowhere, real fast," James said out of nowhere.

Just then a ping alerted Skye to something.

*Ping*

[Stage Cleared]

[Accuracy: 50%]

[Hits Taken: 0]

[Rank: A]

[Rewards will be given out]

[END Crystal] X2

Gives +10 END stat

[Dual-Chainsaw]

Originally owned by 'The Empress', you have received it through getting an A rank upon finishing the mission.

Damage: STR + 1000

[You have Gained a level] X 3

[Skill updated]

[Marksmanship] (Passive) {Apprentice}

Did you really just spend all your time playing KovaaK's?

Gives +20% bonus damage to firearms.

Gives + 40% accuracy to aiming.

[Skills Gained]

[Fly] (Active)

Using your wings, you have learned to fly

Increases DEX by 50% in air.

Cost- 5 SP per sec.

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[A/N: And we are done, we do not talk about insect sex. That will be the only time I do it… maybe. But besides that, I hope you had fun reading this, and goodbye!]