1 Chapter 1- Shameless advertisement.

The crazed author sat at his desk, furiously typing at a rampage of 10 words per minute.

"Heh..... heh....AHAHAHAHHA!!!!! Genius!!! GENIUS I SAY!!!!!"

Eyes reddened with tissues after reading the almost nonexistent reviews of his story, veins seemed to crawl across them to emphasize his madness.

"Without a doubt.... this is a flawless plan.... there is no way it could fail!!! AHAHAHAHHA!!!!!"

This author, lost in his own madness, discovered a method of advertisement which could lead him to one of two places.

Either to fame, or to infamy.

"THERE IS NO WAY MY STORY CAN POSSIBLY REMAIN UNVIEWED!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!"

He sat at his chair, creating a completely new novel. One which took up not even a single page, for the sole purpose of promoting his true novel.

"Go and read my real story. 'Undetermined', by DubstheDuke.", it said.

The lights flickered as he bit his nails, a menacing smile drawing itself across his face.

"It's perfect."

-Fin