8 'Info'lotion!~

Suddenly, the door in the classroom opens...

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Well, not exactly suddenly, just naturally opened by someone... And that someone is just our friendly neighborho- I mean classmate, Kushida Kikyō... (I just noticed that I can type " ō " so... There you go!)

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- MC's POV -

"A-ano... Did I i-interrupted something?" Asked Kushida while having an anxious expression.

'Well, here she goes...' I thought while looking at Kushida, and in the corner of my eye, I saw Suzune who was now glaring daggers at Kushida... Probably pissed, for ceasing our alone time... No! She was exactly pissed.

The fluffy atmosphere surrounding us was now replaced by sharp weapons thrown directly at the 'homewrecker' known as... Kushida Kikyō... Whose enduring it with her weapon... A Shield, also known as her 'Mask'.

"Die! Horikita!" Probably her thoughts behind that 'Mask' of hers...

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Now, in the other case...

"No... We're almost finished so... It's okay." I replied to her which garnered a smile to her anxious expression before... And our Proud Princess here is now looking at me with puffed cheeks that are cute, pouting at my words...

*Door closes*

"You can have mine..." I told her and continued with the question "Can I have yours?" Which she answered with a small nod while having a blushing face.

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*Sounds of chair moving*

"Then... I'll have it later..." I said to her while I stand up from my seat and I continued with "You can use my chopsticks too... If you want." I whispered to her which further makes her blushing face to the point where imaginary steam coming out to her now beet-red head.

*Door opens* ---- *Door closes*

"Wa-wa-wa..."

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The only sound you can hear inside the classroom is the constant murmuring of our Proud princess here... That will last... Until Kiyotaka is back...

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I am now outside of the classroom, going to a certain location...

Now a question you say...

'Why can we 'flirt' even though Kushida Kikyō is there, watching us?'

Well, you are wrong in your assumption that Kushida is still there, watching us 'flirting'... Because she left minutes before I also left the classroom... Probably, she doesn't want to see Suzune any longer than that... And I bet she will be extremely pissed if she saw Suzune acting cutely in front of her... And even if Kushida saw us or anyone... I'll probably just not care and continue talking with this 'glib tongue' of mine... I admit... That this is a bad habit of mine from my previous life, just straight up say whatever inside my mind and... It doesn't exactly work as you have imagined... Because who wants to be flirted with by an ugl- no... Let's say an unattractive guy... Don't wanna hurt my past self feelings...

Let's just continue... Now, who wants to be flirted with by an u*cough*-Unattractive guy?... The answer is no one, right?... Welp, If you paid someone from a brothel, they will just 'act'... Not genuine actions foresee... I guess sometimes, they do feel genuinely happy because they do have a muscle fetish... 'Unattractive face?'... My countermeasure to that is to have an attractive body... A well-built body figure, but... There is another problem... Why did I felt relief when I have a 'big brother' in this second life of mine?... Because sadly, I literally had a little brother in my previous life... Huh? You're confused?... Why?...

'Did you have a little brother, a sibling? Or a 'little brother' in your body parts?'

Oh! That's where you're confused... Welp, because even though I straight up tell whatever is in my mind, I don't exactly say something perversely... I'm what you call a gentleman that doesn't say, something pervert...

'Is saying 'little brother', not something perversely?'

Hey, at least I did not say a little dick... Ah!... Now you let me said it...

Now, Continuing... The other problem is, my past self has a 'little brother'... But of course, I also have a countermeasure with that... To have extraordinary stamina... While I'm training my body to the limit, I'm also increasing my stamina... It's like hitting two birds with one stone... What a cool thing to say... And a literal bird, not the 'bird' you are thinking... Get your mind out of the gutter, you perverts!

*cough*

Welp, I'm sure they felt genuinely satisfied after I had 'done' them... Hmm?... Why is my example a brothel?... Well, That came to be my 'stress reliever'... Not just a doujin.

'Don't you have a lover?' You asked...

This is my answer, a question... 'What's a lover? Can I eat it?'

'Yes!' Before I could continue... You responded Immediately...

Change your question you **********!... Why I can't say it... J-just change your question...

'Did you fall in love?' You asked...

Unfortunately, no...

'Oh...'

Enough about that... Welp, at least now in this second life of mine, I am handsome?... Let's be humble and just say... I am now an average guy...

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Currently, I am at a certain location that I said where I'm going earlier... The certain location is-

End of Chapter Eight.